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Christopher Ingraham
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Have you ever wanted to just get the hell out of the city, move to the middle of nowhere so you could afford a bigger house with an actual yard, maybe get a dog, hell maybe some rabbits too because why not? This book's for you, and it's out today! amazon.com/You-Lived-Here…
"Does the book have charts," you ask. Obviously it does. amazon.com/You-Lived-Here…
"wait aren't you the cricket guy" YES I'M THE GD CRICKET GUY amazon.com/You-Lived-Here…
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YOU GUYS HOLLY IS IN THE MPR NEWS STORY. Have come to accept that "guy who hangs out at home and feeds his lizard roaches" is my brand now. mprnews.org/story/2019/09/…
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