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YOU GUYS HOLLY IS IN THE MPR NEWS STORY. Have come to accept that "guy who hangs out at home and feeds his lizard roaches" is my brand now. mprnews.org/story/2019/09/… 
A boy and his lizard, I fucking LOVE this pic of Charlie
I am *so* pleased that @john_enger managed to capture my true essence in this story.
@john_enger When my wife inevitably gets tired of my shit and leaves me, my Tinder bio will simply read "Have you ever smelled a cricket bin?"
