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This is what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. 
This is also what happens when you eat TOO MUCH fiber.
And this is what happens when you have to stand down-wind of your dad after he’s newly sprayed and just polished off a bucket of drumsticks.
When you find out it’s your turn to clean Bolton’s mustache.
When it dawns on you that it probably wasn’t a good idea to buy highway tacos.
When you see what the shirt you’re wearing looks like.
