Thread by @owillis

Woke up this morning with something growing out of my chest. Better see a doctor, could be Lil Dog Syndrome

Got something in my eye

Here’s a free idea for pet toy manufacturers: a chew toy that looks like iPhone headphones. I know a dog (not naming names) who likes to sneak off and chew them.

We’re going to a puppy training class later today I’m very curious how it will go

I’m mostly in it for him learning basic commands for his long term safety/security . He does one or two simple tricks but honestly I have zero interest in my pooch doing all kinds of razzle dazzle, just not my thing.

He does really good with “snuggle” and “sleep,” LOL

Did a good job in his first class (when he wasn’t giving the instructor puppy kisses)

when you have a small dog

instructor: i think he's sitting. is he sitting?
me: i think so.. maybe?

also, he held up the line at petsmart because the cashier AND the woman in line behind me had to stop to rub his head and gush about how cute he is #mydogisthebest

Settling in for a post-puppy class snooze