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It’s the last match of Round 1.

#Halite is salt, the deliciously lickable mineral.

#Serpentine is an entire group (including asbestos) sneaking in to a single-mineral competition.

You know how to vote.
I went off about #halite recently. But surely Hot Tubs of Despair is enough by itself to earn your vote:
To be fair, I totally love #Serpentine. It’s a highly-pettable green snake of a rock that makes wine tasty.

Just don’t lick it.
Or breathe it.
And it’s still a cheater of being a whole group.
Note: I’m STILL getting Last Jedi haters in my inbox periodically whining about salt after that first rock-licking thread, so you can vote #halite to soothe my ruffled feathers.
Poor salt never gets the #MinCup respect it deserves.
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