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A's for ASGs which will handle your scaling (2/27)
B is for Beanstalk (it's usually failing) (3/27)
C's for Coretto, it's new and unstable (4/27)
D is for Dynamo, which now has global tables (5/27)
E is for EKS, which I do not encourage (6/27)
F is for Fargate, with no local storage (7/27)
G is for Graviton, their custom ARM chip (8/27)
H is for Cloud HSM which most folks find expensive as shit (9/27)
I's for Inspector saying "this is wrong, innit?" (10/27)
J is for @jeffbarr typing 600 words every minute (11/27)
K is for Kinesis, or Kafka—the jury's still out (12/27)
L is for Lambda, sold by the devout (13/27)
M is for Marketplace, AWS sells things on your behalf (14/27)
N is for Neptune, a database for some kind of giraffe (15/27)
O is for Outposts, whose GA has slipped (16/27)
P is for Pinpoint, with all useful features unshipped (17/27)
Q is for QLDB, it's like blockchain but funny (18/27)
R is for Redshift; if you use it bring money (19/27)
S is for S3 buckets left flapping wide open (20/27)
T is for Trusted Advisor, with recommendations that are somehow all broken (21/27)
U is for us-east-1 and its various fires (22/27)
V is for VPCs and its network billing vampires (23/27)
W is for Well Architected, a framework and a tool (24/27)
X is for distributed tracing, if you are a fool (25/27)
Y is for YAML when JSON leaves you scarred (26/27)
And Z is for single core instances because threading is hard (27/27)
