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In order to combat the dangerous Impeachment Task Force, a team so powerful that it has me quaking in my boots, I have decided to form...

THE LEGION OF BLUMPF

Together, we must conquer the world- I mean, fight back against these heroes- I mean, these villains!
We can, and we must, stop the Impeachment Task Force with everything we have!

If they want us to be the villains, then the villains we must be! But we know we are the heroes!

Myself and Comrade K. J. M. Fudge will lead the charge against these nefarious evildoers!
HEROES like Superman and The Punisher hide behind aliases and so do we!

Villains like Lex Luthor and Thanos don't!

The difference between the Legion of Blumpf and the Impeachment Task Force has never been clearer!
They say what they want to do is for the greater good...

Well, I say WE are the greater good and they should be working for US!

WE ARE LEGION
BLUMPF
We need members to join us to fight back against the Impeachment Task Force!

You can do this by doing nothing, because you're automatically signed up!

Welcome to the Legion of Blumpf, brothers and sisters!
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So the Impeachment Task Force has the following on its team:

* Tom Arnold
* Debra Messing
* Alyssa Milano
* Rosie O'Donnell
* Ron Perlman
* George Takei

The website for this effort will launch next week.

newsweek.com/trump-impeachm…
Tom Arnold was responsible for hosting and creating "The Hunt For the Trump Tapes", which he never found and then the series was cancelled.
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The_War_Economy
@The_War_Economy
The IRS "whistleblower" is a "career IRS official", the complaint is already "circulating on Capitol HIll", a federal judge has been flagged, "multiple people" are familiar with the document. Complaint received in July.

Where have I heard this before?
The whistleblower handed in his complaint to the Treasury Department Tax Inspector General For Tax Administration on July 29, 2019.

The whistleblower was interviewed at some point this week, not necessarily today.

washingtonpost.com/business/econo…
"The Post has been unable to verify the allegation in the whistleblower’s complaint of improper communication between Treasury and IRS on the tax audit program. "

Oh.

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The_War_Economy
@The_War_Economy
Outstanding.

time.com/2964493/ukrain…
Guess Burisma should be added to my FTI Consulting list of connections.

ML Strategies LLC lobbied the United States Government on behalf of Burisma, which lasted from May 20, 2014 to April 19, 2016.

time.com/2964493/ukrain…

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