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beowulf isn’t satisfied with this morning’s snack choices
beowulf may need more practice before he’s ready for this level of snack time
teaching beowulf to enjoy hot dogs
my dad saw the tweets & texted me to stop feeding beowulf hotdogs. fine, we’re out of hotdogs anyway because of how many hotdogs i already fed them.
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i’m hopeful that this person was just searching for mentions of the NSM and not scrolling through every picture i’ve posted of myself for the last year and a half.
sometimes i’ll see a terrible meme some fascist made with a selfie i posted like a year ago and i can’t figure out what’s weirder - did they spend an hour scrolling my media tab or does someone have a folder on their desktop full of pictures of me?
a lot of nazis must have this picture of me saved to their desktops.
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“this is the experience of a lot of people,” mayor walker says at the start of a panel discussion of the central park five miniseries, when they see us.
before the panel begins, mayor walker asks for a moment of silence for joshua brown, the neighbor who testified against botham jean’s murderer who was himself murdered yesterday, just days after helping convict a killer cop
“they care more about their jobs than about these babies, they were babies,” says one of the panelists about the corrupt criminal justice system that convicted those boys.
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some nazis are very helpfully DMing me my own address. buddy, i already know where i live, but thank you for thinking of me!
i’ve never been hard to find. this is just about trying to terrorize me. they all wanna be tough online but are terrified of actually breaking a law that might earn them a visit from the fbi.

and if paul nehlen has something he wants to say to me, he should come out and say it plainly. this is childish shit.
c’mon paul, you’re a grown man who went from a presidentially endorsed congressional run to pandering to redpilled teens in a chat room. it’s sad.
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