A Realistic Trump Obituary.
Long but you’re gonna like it.

Disgraced former President Trump died today of congestive heart failure while serving a 20 year sentence in the Federal penitentiary.
He is survived by his two sons and two daughters, three of which were unavailable for comment due to their own incarceration. Single at the time of his death, none of his ex-wives made any comment fit to print.
Mr. Trump was believed to be a billionaire at the time of his election as President, but civil, government, and criminal investigations while he was President revealed he was actually billions of dollars in debt.
Those same investigations led to his Impeachment and Removal from the Presidency and his Federal and New York State convictions.
Mr. Trump had the dubious distinction of being the only President in the history of the United States to be removed from office by Impeachment, and having to be physically removed from the White House by Secret Service when he refused to leave.
After removal, Mr. Trump was indicted, tried and convicted in Federal Court and in the State Court of New York for abuse of power, Campaign Finance violations, obstruction of justice, tax fraud, and other corruption related charges.
His brand collapsed when anyone who could afford to stay in his hotels refused to stay there, and his political base of voters didn't have the funds to do so either.
His companies were forced into bankruptcy and were finally bought up by a consortium of buyers headed by former President Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.
Mr. Trump's partial term of office is considered by historians to be the most destructive in American history.
The National Debt he doubled tipped the American economy and the world into depression..
and his self-dealing international corruption engendered international claims against the United States by nations and companies decimated by the irresponsible swath he cut in his relatively short time in office.
The litigation from those claims is expected to last decades. The political divisions he exploited and the polarization he inflamed among Americans continues to this day though abated by new government leadership.
Mr. Trump single handedly caused the implosion of the Republican party. The election of 2020 decimated the ranks of GOP leaders and public trust of the party is at next to zero.
Despite the collapse of his brand, the loss of his businesses, the disgrace of removal and convictions of felonies, Mr. Trump was defiant and divorced from reality to the end.
He could be heard yelling from his cell at all hours about the injustices imposed on him and the great successes he was in business, in his personal life, and as President.
At the end, no one was listening to his lies and distortions but Mr. Trump. And all of us wish everyone had stopped listening long before.

Oh yeah, and the wall was never built.

~ By a friend of a friend.

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