WELCOME G7 ATTENDEES! As you know, Trump Doral is by far the best possible location for a gathering of the most powerful nations on earth.
A few notes on the resort: First, double-check your room rate, because conference attendees like Shannon A. have had problems.
A few notes on the resort: First, double-check your room rate, because conference attendees like Shannon A. have had problems.
Also, even if it's your birthday, please be considerate of your neighbors when watching Disney movies. I'll let Heydi R. explain:
Before your meetings regarding the world economy and the stabilization of international government cooperation, I'd recommend just doing a quick look-see around the room, make sure everything smells okay.
Also, Frederic A. has a warning about the jello shots.
Two potential problems from Mark H.
Beau B. from Atlanta reminds those of you in the G7 who are married to watch your wedding rings.
One thing G7 attendees will certainly want to see while here at Trump Doral -- again, objectively the best possible place for this crucially important international convention -- is pointed out here by Daniella S.
Any G7 attendees who enjoy golf will certainly love their time at Trump Doral, America's Premiere International Power Center! But please do keep an eye on your equipment.
We'd urge our esteemed G7 guests to think of this a different way: free toothpicks!
This only applies to Messrs. Johnson et al. from Great Britain, who are staying in our Tiger Woods Suite.
We're only including this note from Mauikim B. due to a legal statute that requires us to disclose juvenile sex crimes. Also n.b. that the "owner" referenced here is NOT President Trump -- it's the PREVIOUS owner. Mr. Trump's sex crimes are entirely different than this sex crime.
G7 guests who plan to attend the Santana concert: please allow extra time to navigate our state-of-the-art shuttle bus system.
Enjoy your fruit!
So, enjoy your stay, Most Powerful People on Earth! Rest easy knowing that there is literally no better or classier location for this conference than Trump Doral. And remember: there's always a chance that while you're here, you'll be visited by The Man himself!
