That is a stack of blank nothings. Do you think we can't see them? Are you fucking kidding me. 
Everyone who voted for this bubblebrained dingdong owes everyone else in the entire universe an apology. This is fucking humiliating.
It will be decades and decades before we can fumigate the stupidity and incompetence out of the White House. The next President is gonna have to tent the place, but instead of spraying for termites, we'll spray for narcissism and idiocy.
He's holding a Sharpie over a blank piece of paper and trying to convince us it's a fucking BILL?! What bill, moron? What bill is that? Do you think we don't know how bills become laws, you dolt? God this blows. Every second of your Presidency is humiliating.
It is the solemn duty of all reporters who are within 50 feet of him for the next week to demand he tell them what bills he was signing in this picture.
There are like 50 blank placards stacked up there that he is pretending are bills. Did Congress pass 50 bills yesterday, you dope? Which 50 bills did they pass? Why are you signing them all at midnight, alone? Are you the dumbest person? I think you’re the dumbest person.
Donald -- sorry for calling you the dumbest person. Truth be told I'm really just upset that Kobe Bryant worked out with Jayson Tatum this off-season and turned him into an iso-hero-ball 19-foot fadeaway jumper-taking maniac and it's ruining the Celtics' season. You're great!
