"My season of service?" That's an awfully fancy way to describe stealing money from poor people and giving it to rich people.
Go away, please. Just go be rich and smug in private, while the country tries to fix the terrible mess you made.
Go away, please. Just go be rich and smug in private, while the country tries to fix the terrible mess you made.
And who the fuck is this even for, this endless self-aggrandizing Kobe Bryant farewell tour you're on? Politicians don't take victory laps, you weird dweeb. Are you gonna like send these videos to the Koch Brothers as part of your Board of Directors application? JUST GO AWAY.
Good to see the GOP finally catching up with the decades-old parodies about how out of touch they are.
"My season of service." FOH.
"My season of service." FOH.
If I were a waiter and Paul Ryan sat at my table, I would screw up his order, spill water on him, overcharge him on the bill, and just when he was about to complain, I'd resign from the job, tell him My Season of Service Has Ended, and demand he applaud me.
“My only regret, in my otherwise extraordinary and award-deserving #SeasonOfService, is that I wasn’t able to more thoroughly fuck over the poor, sick, and elderly. And I’ll have to live with that regret. Pity me.”
