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Oh yeah well if it's so fucking smart let's see it explain the continued existence of Twitter
I tried to warn people if we didn't stand up to quantum privilege the quantum supremicists would take over
*Orwellian panopticon megacorporation controlling all aspects of human interaction announces new invincible quantum technobrain*

*Twitter remains unfazed in its mission to sarcastically drag politicians and D-list media people*
Me: hey guys we've hit the tipping point of the robot-led extinction of mankind

Timeline: DRUMPF LYNCH SHRILLARY RUSSIAN ASSETS WOHL IMPEACH TICK TOCK GRETA STELTER ANTIFA NEVERTRUMP

Me: hey Google let's get them robots to slaughterin', chop chop
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This special midweek episode of #DavesCarIDService is brought to you by Boredom. 1954 Ford, with its wildly optimistic 120 mph speedometer
Body seems 1937 Plymouth 5 window, but appears to be running a Chevy Stovebolt straight 6, and "wide-5" wheels and chassis are definitely 1936-39 Ford
1978-ish, post-Studebaker, Chevy-powered Avanti II, with the uglyass federally dictated 5 mph bumpers mercifully removed
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That'd be a 1932 Ford (aka a "Deuce" and the greatest car ever made btw) Tudor, with the rare 25 louver hood #DavesCarIDService
Another 1932 Ford (which I once again remind you is the greatest car ever made), this time a Roadster, hot rodded, with a Duval windshield, but most likely a fiberglass or possibly steel replica
not exactly, "Little Deuce Coupe" refers to a 1932 Ford 3 window or 5 window coupe whereas this is a Tudor sedan.

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