Thread by @Cheyih_Viktah

Back then in school, 2015 to be precise, my girlfriend at home gave me an unusual call that she wanted to come and greet me in school, not knowing that mama was already pregnant.

Issa thread

Came back from church on a beautiful sunday, took off my Coat and tie (not suit, coat), after removing my shoes, i was there standing thinking of what to eat that afternoon since i didn't eat anything before going to church, after thorough deliberation, i decided 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

I decided to cook my concoction egusi and call @molaogbebikan to come and make Semo since i don't know how too make it. Naso baba put Egusi ontop fire oooo, called Michael to come over and make Semo and let's eat lunch. About 10 minutes after, this unfortunate call came in

My phone rang and I thought it was my friend that's owing me some few bucks that called, Lo and behold, it was my girlfriend Dolapo from home that called, and during the call, she asked for something so unusual, what i have always wanted but she doesn't want to give for a year

And that was visiting me in school, Dolapo was all happy when she told me she wants to come and greet me in school, baba was already shouting and jumping so high, i even requested for her account details immediately to wire tfare into her aza but that was when I remembered that

Exams will be starting in 2 weeks time oo and this babe wan con use a month with me, I decided not to call her back immediately cuz I didn't want to miss the juicy offer that comes with her presence. Baba was so confused for lime 3 days

3 days after, i called and told her that exams will be starting in 2 weeks time and in 2 weeks time and my exam is just 2 weeks, that she should be patient as I would love to have her around as well but I don't want to disturb my own reading, she got mad and said lot of things.

I sha begged her and dropped the phone after everything, baba went back to his normal life and warned konji to stop disturbing me.

I don't even think anyone is reading my story sef, let me stop writing it then 😫😫😫😫😫😫

Straight forward to after exams, baba left school and went home, was even asking @Oluwafe19514905 the day before my departure how i could appease Dolapo so she could let me rock her coochie when i get home, he gave some incriminating advice as usual sha 😂😂😂😂,i wont tell you

Your barber got home safely at around 11am, called Dolapo to come see me at shop at 2pm, she said she can't until night around 10pm,i was like why, this is unusual of you now, are you still angry with me or what? She said no. I agreed to 9pm and it all started 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

Mama came at 9pm as promised sha and boom the first thing i saw was a not so big stomach. Baby, what's with your stomach now, your stomach is getting big and you're becoming thin, what's wrong? Is this not kwashiorkor? Abi you have sickle cell ni that i don't know of ni?

Babe shocked me with her response my people, she said she just finished eating eba and efo, someone that doesn't like eba 😂😂😂😂 I didn't tell her sha, i was like ok but my instinct was telling me something else, i sha kept quiet.

My sister met her as well and she told that one that she just finished Fufu and the food is not digesting in her stomach, egbami oo, dolapo went from skirt and blouse to making gown her favorite, what's going on??

I will continue later since y'all are not responding...

Bye😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

After threatening her severally, she later confessed that she's pregnant and all she wanted to do was put the pregnancy on me because she knew my mom wasn't going to reject it, haaaaa 😭😭😭😭. Who's now the owner, she said her boss is the owner and he doesn't want it

Naso God save me sha, i for don turn papa junior now. Another man's pikin for don turn 4 year old for my hand like this.

Today is sunday and I'm grateful oooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

It did not end in tears for me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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