Thread by @NumbersMuncher

"Jeffrey Dahmer, connoisseur of exotic and locally sourced meats, dies at 34" #WaPoDeathNotices

"Joseph Stalin, advocate of a strong working class and population control, dies at 74" #WaPoDeathNotices

"Timothy McVeigh, innovator & enthusiast of lawn fertilizer products, dies at 33" #WaPoDeathNotices

h/t @KT_So_It_Goes

@KT_So_It_Goes "Bane, city planner who overcame physical pain to level the playing field, dies at 37" #WaPoDeathNotices

@KT_So_It_Goes "Charles Manson, leader of youth empowerment movement and musical superfan, dies at 83" #WaPoDeathNotices

@KT_So_It_Goes "Walter White, devoted science teacher, family man, and entrepreneur, dies at 52" #WaPoDeathNotices

@KT_So_It_Goes "Ted Bundy, meticulous researcher, charismatic figure, and Polaroid enthusiast, dead at 42" #WaPoDeathNotices

@KT_So_It_Goes "John Wayne Gacy, beloved clown who supported charitable causes, dead at 52" #WaPoDeathNotices

@KT_So_It_Goes "Hans Gruber, German businessman and trader of bearer bonds, dies at 40" #WaPoDeathNotices

@KT_So_It_Goes "The Joker, connoisseur of magic tricks, jokes, and making others smile, dies at 35" #WaPoDeathNotices

@KT_So_It_Goes "Sméagol, known by his friends as Gollum and aficionado of magical rings, dies at 589" #WaPoDeathNotices

@KT_So_It_Goes "Kamala Harris’ 2020 campaign, once hitting 15% after the first Dem debate, dies at 9 months" #WaPoDeathNotices

@KT_So_It_Goes "The Chicago Bears 2019 season, once thought to be a promising season, dies after seven weeks" #WaPoDeathNotices

@KT_So_It_Goes "Thanos, a passionate advocate of population controls to save Earth, dies at over 1,000 years" #WaPoDeathNotices