Me : Sure. Make sure the borogoves are all mimsy.
X : Eh?
Me : You started it.
X : What did I start?
Me : Talking nonsense.
X : Culture isn't nonsense.
Me : Oh really. You tell me what it is.
Me : I also haz interwebs.
X : Eh?
Me : Do you think everyone will agree? Try searching again. I do love the idea of corporate cuisine.
Me : Values are beliefs, there's no AND. You only need an AND with values AND principles.
X : Principles are values.
Me : Oh dear. I'm not sure you'll get a lot of agreement there.
Me : You want to talk about how to manipulate a thing you can't describe to create a desired behaviour? How will you know, if you can't describe it?
X : From the outcome.
Me : And what outcome would that be?
Me : Ah, so you don't actually care about culture, you just care about getting more stuff done?
X : Well, culture is important in that.
Me : How do you know? You can't even describe it.
Me : No, it's all about being mimsy.
X : Will it give me better performance?
Me : If being mimsy matters then yes.
X : Can't we just use the word culture?
Me : Was pretending to know what we're talking about an outcome?
Me : I'd rather we say these things (in this case principles) seem to have a more positive performance impact than not and work our way to an understanding of what culture is (observation led) rather than starting with a grand hypothesis of what culture is.
Me : Because, we don't have a clue what culture actually is and so let us stop pretending we have a handle on a topic that we can't agree on a description for.
X : Culture is two degrees away from what we can control, incentives, environment, technology & personnel.
X : Culture is ...
Me : Mimsy.
Me : That's probably the best definition of culture I've read, and I've read an awful lot. Let's give it a try with a popular meme ... "Catching a butterfly with chopsticks eats strategy for breakfast" ... yep, that's it.
Me : There is power in words. We use words to convince others of our rightness and our understanding of something even when those words are describing a topic that is so nebulous and ephemeral that it is rendered almost meaningless.
X : Why not describe this in words?
X : You can argue over stories.
X : No there isn't.
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