Wangxian twitter au: wei wuxian starts working at the coffee shop lan wangji runs with his brother. Lan wangji is wei wuxian's opposite in every way but lan wangji is also gay and wei wuxian is very pretty so that's going to be. a problem 
Pls ignore the dates and times I'm so lazy I could never edit each one individually I'm sorry
1. Can anyone spare some money for the lotus and pork rib soup fund 😔
2. Meanwhile lwj
3. Zewu jun is on it and nie huaisang is...nie huaisang
4. Huaisang doesn't want to be alone with wangji either 😔
5. Huaisang is right lwj is scary and wwx got an interview!
6. Lwj meme king
7. ...again? 👀
8. Wwx is a talker 😔✊
9. There are two types of people
10. Uh oh
11. It's happening
12. Lwj about to go private
13. Bro is it gay to smile at your bro
14. he's cool
15. 👀
More tomorrow goodnight 😘
16. 😏
17. he's ok dw
18. Think
19. 💅
20. I support him 😔✊
21. Meet lwj's online bff
22. Wen ruohan back at it again
23. Can she please
24. Completely harmless
25. the audience wants to know the truth
26. Wwx makes people angry
27. Lwj's shining personality is showing
28. Fellas is it gay to want to make your boss smile
29. I hate 'hackers' 😩😩
30. rabbitluvrxo is definitely not lwj
31. Probably the rabbit
32. Meanwhile wwx
33. You know what they say better 3 mins late than never
34. Some side characters
35. He's having a crisis
36. Lwj back at it again
37. Wwx also back at it again
38. Welcome to the tragic gays group chat
39. He's spiderman
40. Wen qing has had Enough™️
That's it for tonight thanks for reading 😘
41. Wwx doesn't know jin zixun in any universe this is sad 😔
42. No offense nhs
43. This is. p gay
44. 🐰
45. He wants to squish
46. what the duckd
47. Xue yang knows where his priorities are
48. Song lan: maybe if lwj did this
49. Lwj: this ain't about u
50. 👀👀
51. Drink wink twink
Sorry for the chaotic updates I'll be back later 😬
52. Tragic
53. Wwx is v pretty
54. One (1) man
55. I can fix that
56. She's cute
57. He doesn't like people 😔
I messed up like 3 times posting this pretend you saw nothing 🤐
58. Leave my cousin alone
59. Do it lwj do it
60. My sad children 😔
61. Song lan: I'm sad alexa play wanna one 😔✊
62. Wen qing has had Enough pt 2
63. Lan qiren 😠
64. coffee boy
65. Huaisang 😔
66.
67. Abort mission
68. nie huausnag
69. nailed it
70. !!!
71. ducking
72. 2 fab 4 u
73. Oh?
74. 😬
75. Better
76. Meanwhile..
77. @/songzichen 😔
78. He never wins 😔
79. oh no his baby
80. Wen qing has had Enough pt 3
81. friends
82. These fools
83. Is songchen the ship name idk
84. Be yourself
85. We live and learn
86. Tag yourself I'm jiang cheng
87. NO
88. 👋
Sorry to leave it there I'll be back later!
89. hello.
90. 😬
91. he finds it endearing 😩
92. Which part
93. Same tbh
94. do you like stuff
95. I'm dying here too
96. Thx
97. Lwj said android superior
98. wei ying
99. He's fine
100. No he's not
101. Xxc worst advice ever
102. false alarm
103. I'm lwj
104. 🥺
105. HE
106. lwj pls say something
107. lwj about to pop the question
108. Hold up
109. !!!!!
110. :)
111. 😔
112. 😭
113. Lwj no!
114. xingchen PLEASE
115. Wen qing has had Enough pt???
116. He left him on read 😩
117. Meanwhile wwx is Feeling™️
118. It's been 84 years
119. Wei ying
120. Hmm
121. Jc making them points
122. Wen qing is trying her best
123.
Wq: xingchen you're not blind
Everyone: 😬😬😬
Wq: xingchen you're not blind
Everyone: 😬😬😬
124. YEAH LET'S
That's all for tonight thanks for reading 😘
125. She's right I don't trust them either
126. Can wen qing come back and stop them
127. Are they really doing this
128. APPARENTLY YES
129. Panic intensifies
130. Xingchen IM BEGGING
131. What IS he doig
132. YES SLEEP ON IT
133. Nothing to see here
134. The next morning...
134. 😬
135. Some where wen qing woke up in a panic
136. He
137. I got you 🤪
138. Lwj, shaking: it's your decision if you want to come
139. BYE
140. Be yourself lwj
141. wwx, coffee boy
BACK LATER BYE 👋
142. Xiao xingchen has an announcement
143. Sorry sweetie
144. encourage mint
145. Xxc left alone is not a good idea
146. Capital h he
147. 😯
148. A mess
149. Obviously
150. He
151. Kermit is more than a frog he's an emotion
152. Can we help song lan
153. He almost confessed
154. I'M SAD
155. Lwj is back
leaving it there for tonight I'm sorry! Goodnight 😘
156. 😔
157. 😔😔
158. 😬 1 new message from:
159. Very convincing
160. XIAO XINGCHEN 😠
161. Himself obviously 🙄
162. Xxc, in every situation: i see
163. 🤭
TO CLARIFY, WWX KNOCKED ON LWJ'S DOOR TO ASK FOR A BREAK
164. Jin zixuan you're trying too hard
165. ***
166. I ♥️ jiang yanli
167. Good lick
168. You have no idea 🤐
Back later bye 🏃🏻♀️🌬️
169. I can't stand them either
170. Time to hide fellas
171. Morons
172. My fav thing is a non blind xingchen being called blind
173. Friends
174. 🙄
175. They're are both idiots
176. Wq's time to talk FINALLY
177. Xingchen has an eye for detail
178. 👨❤️💋👨
179. Wwx returns
180. ☺️
And that's a goodnight from me too bye 💕
Before I go on this is bothering me so much the last message in the first pic of 175 is meant to say SCOOP and not SCPOP
181. Some weeks later
182. I took inspiration from myself for this one
183. yes
184. Wwx has become the most reliable member of staff 😬
185. I'm still lwj
186. Just song lyrics 😅
187. Wei wuxian and wen ning bffs
188. Can he also not stop
189. Uhhhh
190. 🐰🐰🐰
191. Somebunny
192. Imagine if nhs left it there I also gagged
193. Sorry about the typo
194. Same
195. GOOD LUCK SWEETHEART
196. 🙂
Bye again til later 👋
197. He had a BREAKDOWN
198. Ridiculous
199. Hahaha what
200. Definitely imagining it (not)
201. Wen qing always speaks the truth
SORRY I'M A MESS this was meant to be in 198 too
202. 😉
203. I'm here
204. Friends
205. Happy
206. Sweet dreams
207. I accidentally deleted all this and had to redo it
208. Soup rendezvous
209. What's up buttercup
210. Xue yang
211. A close up of xue yang's messages
212. 💔
213. Ouch
214. OnLy pArTiAlLy
215. 😭
216. Ipu
217. He's about to find out!
Maybe w1 can be their always 😩
Okay see you tomorrow 😘
Okay see you tomorrow 😘
SORRY ABOUT NOT UPDATING YESTERDAY I HAD PLANS TO and then I fell asleep lol
218. Xue yang knows what's going on 👀
219. An agreement 😟
220. Lil time jump
221. Unsee
222. Xxc has left
223. Soup thing
224. Lwj ➡️ song lan
225. Yes
226. Song lan ➡️ xxc
227. 😞
228. Xxc ➡️ lwj
229. Xxc was added back
230. The real reason he came back
231. Past his bed time 😔
232. 🤠
233. THE CONCEPT OF VIRGINITY IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT
234. He apologised :(
235. Place your bets
236. Bring condoms
237. Then there's wwx
238. HE'S THERE
Imma leave it there for now but do you wanna see what happens in written form or through messages afterwards?
INTELLECTUALS PICKING WRITTEN FORM bc it's so hard to describe through text 😭 but okay let's see what happens 👀
239. Nie huaisang??
240. The soup tasting
241. Lwj is gonna stay and chat 👀
242. Not WHAT??
243. Wei ying
244. 👀👀👀
245. I'm gonna murder him too
246. Lan zhan
Forgot to say that's it for tonight thank you for reading 😘
247. Xxc doesn't trust nhs
248. XINGCHEN
249. It IS a reasonable question
250. He's gay panicking as they speak
251. Bro
252. Little ice, 13
253. Is he gay panicking 👀
254. :(
255. Lwj making them bad decisions again
256. He didn't apologise because..
257. He doesn't know
258. Xxc ➡️ xy 😞
259. Xxc ➡️ lwj
260. Yiling patriarch: sad
261. Obviously
262. Almost a week
263. Do something wwx
264. He doesn't seem fine lwj are you BLIND
265. Lan qiren wears crocs
266. No more chicken soup
267. Wwx and quiet in the same sentence UNLIKELY
268. Wwx has an idea...
269. Touché
270. SOMEONE'S AT HIS DOOR
271. Xxc would die for wq and lwj
OK MAYBE NOT DIE BUT HE'D MAYBE GIVE UP HIS EYES FOR THEM
272. Speaking of which..
273. And the stupidity has reached an all time high
Anddd we'll find out tomorrow. Thanks for reading and thanks for the likes/rts and a HUGE thank you to those who supported me on kofi. I stopped writing for so long and to have people who appreciate my works really means so much so thank you thank you thank you and goodnight ❤️
274. Can they actually talk though please
275. He really is unwell
276. WaS iT nOt?
277. Finally lwj does something RIGHT
278. Lwj pretending he was definitely coming back on Monday SURE J̶A̶N̶ LAN
279. He missed him 😭
280. Ok but DOES he understand
281. Wwx stop talking
282. Me, chanting: kiss kiss kiss kiss!
283. Also me: not today, instead let's be SAD
I'll be back later 👋
284. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
285. Jgy loving buffoon
286. Creepy weasel
287. Useful
288. A couple of weeks later...
289. And the new employee is...
290. Wwx in denial
291. Finally the realisation
292. Everyone at wwx and lwj: WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK HIM
Lwj and wwx: idk?
Lwj and wwx: idk?
293. Wwx saw these tweets
294. Xxc is also sad sometimes (most if the time)
294. Sigh wei wuxian
Goodnight, as always, thank you for reading ❤️
295. Moling coffee 👀
296. COFFEE CREW 🤙
297. I'm lwj again
298. 7 or 800 times
299. Who said romance was dead
300. Wwx: we can do anything with the power of TEAMWORK! ✨
301. Here it comes
302. Wwx: can yall leave so i can talk to lan zhan
303. GAY FACE
304. Fun day
Back with the fun day details later bye 😘
Before I post any updates, please have a look at this incredible art by @Akkivvv
I literally have not stopped looking at it since I first saw it. Thank you so much again you're so talented ❤️
I literally have not stopped looking at it since I first saw it. Thank you so much again you're so talented ❤️
305. Xxc the worst liar
306. Alcohol is forbidden in the Cloud r̶e̶c̶e̶s̶s̶e̶s̶ cafe
307. So fun day was a success and now..
308. Sometimes u have to break the rules for the love of your life 🤷♀️
309. Lwj: challenge accepted 🤪
310. Don't let him near alcohol ever
311. WHAT ELSE MAKES HIM HAPPY
312. Ofc not 😅
313. Wwx: not as straight as I thought apparently
314. Wwx: what do u want
Lwj: u
Wwx: can u perhaps be more clear
Lwj: u
Wwx: can u perhaps be more clear
315. IS THIS CLEAR ENOUGH FOR U
316. Lightweight
317. 🛌
318. Guuys
That took such a long time??? SEE U TOMORROW 👋
319. XINGCHEN NO
320. BE BRAVE LAN WANGJI
Hold up I posted the next one wrong 3 times pretend you didn't see that
321. Besides wq mian mian is the only person I trust
322. 📞
323. R u ok?
N O
N O
324. DONT
325. Me, whispering: ᴵ ᵃᵐ ˢᵒ ˢᵒʳʳʸ
326. 😔✊
327. 🤐
328. Wen qing has had Enough pt 27837393
329. 😔😔😔
330. Wwx ➡️ mian mian
331. I am so sorry wwx
332. He was born like this
333. Yunmeng trio ✊
334. Ily bro
335. 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
336. Kanguagw
337. 🚨🚨🚨
338. 👀👀
339. 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
340. Mian mian is really trying her best
341. 🚨👀🚨👀
GOODNIGHT 😬
342. The morning after...
343. B A D
344. And now the texts...
345. They're a DISASTER
346. Cleaning toilets: easier than dealing with wwx
347. 😔
348. Everyone hates wwx
349. He did it!
350. High pitched demonic (cultivation) screaming
351. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU
352. Lwj getting brave
353. HE'S TRYING TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT
354. Okay.
355. The f word 😔😔😔
356. 😭
357. 🤐
358. Lava
359. Yes and no
360. Love sucks
361. So fast forward a week or so...
362. 🥊
QUICK WARNING THAT I WILL NEVER BE FUNNIER THAN THIS I HAVE REACHED MY COMEDY LIMIT but goodnight until tomorrow!!
363. They were provoking him :(
364. He's sorry again what's new
365. Worry
366. Worth it
367. Mian Mian delete this
368. We'll see how that goes 👀
369. He's handling it (no he's not)
370. Not nie huaisang 😩
371. He misses it :(
372. Speaking of small things
373. PRETTY ANNOYING
374. Let's see how song lan is doing
375. Not good
376. He's sad don't unfollow him :(
377. Same
378. 😭
379. He's not okay
380. Su she????
381. THEY HAVE HANGUANG JUN
382. What's he so angry for
383. soon. 👀👀👀
384. Moling coffee is the best group: drink coffee hail satan
385. Actually cloud coffee is the best 🤷♀️
GOODNIGHT 👀
Apparently some people aren't seeing some tweets in the thread and someone told me it could be because peoole are replying? Idk if it is but from here can people quote rt instead of replying? Thank you!
386. Uh oh
387. Xxc my fave
388. What has xxc been up to
389. 😶
390. Smooth xingchen
391. Back @ u
392. What's going on with lwj..
393. What
This was a small update I'll post more later!
394. No more cloud coffee 😔
395. It's not his fault 😭
396. Same!
397. How terrible 🎩
398. Don't worry jin guangyao!
399. He needs someone right now
400. He doesn't know anything!
401. He still did (is he still talking about the coffee shop?)
402. What does he mean???
403. This
404. 🚨🚨
405. Discreetly nsfw from here 😬
Side note: I'M NERVOUS OK I've written smut in the past and looked back on it and wanted to DIE so discreet nsfw ty for your understanding
406. Yes
407. So this is shorter than it seemed when I was writing it but that could have been bc I was about to yeet myself out the window 🤷♀️
408. SLEPT slept???
409. Sort of?
410. F word
411. 😏
412. Here comes the but..
413. Damn
414. PITY SEX
415. COWARD
416. Confrontation? Nah he'd rather SLEEP
I also have to sleep but thanks for reading bye 👋
417. At least shi jie is having a good time 💓
418. Looking good cousin!
419. Wwx ➡️ mianmian
420. Well
421. He just likes him :(
422. Mian mian the only one with any brains
423. Mian Mian!!
424. Finally blocked ⛔
425. Xiao Xingchen!!!!!!
426. 👀
427. Baby :(
428. Interesting
429. Meanwhile wwx...
430. Lwj come out
431. 👀🎩
432. Lwj where are u
433. Mian Mian 😏
434. New account 😈
434. Oh I think he DOESN'T
435. If you hear loud screeching it's me
436. Use your imagination (or don't!)
437. Have a good day song lan!
438. 😭
439. Tw: maybe suicidal connotations?
440. ⚫
441. Xingchen noticed
442. 😘
443. Xxc is sorry
444. Lwj returns
445. There's a lot going on right now
446. 😩
447. ily
448. It's Time
Gimme a couple of hours I'll be back
449. You know what kind 😳
450. All his fault 😟
451. He's an idiot but what's new
452. She wants to hug him :(
453. Wq r u ok
454. Breathe xingchen
455. He wouldn't send xy nudes but 🤷♀️
456. Lwj ➡️ song lan
457. Actual picture of lwj
I had planned on having the wwx/lwj conversation done but somehow it's suddenly the early hours of the morning and I have to go to sleep so it'll have to be tomorrow. Thanks for reading as always 💓
458. Xiao xingchen gets a message...
459. Finally lwj and wwx meet up
460. 🎩🎩
461. Holding hands and running in the rain (sort of?)
462. 😬
463. 😭
464. Lwj is RICH rich
465. 📍
466. ily
467. DEAL
468. Lwj's gotta go 😔
469. Best brother
470. Go
471. Mian mian ➡️ wwx
472. Fast forward to after he tells her everything he knows...
473. Shi jie and jin zixuan 👀👀
474. I'm mian mian
475. M-music...?
476. Brb ✌️
477.
Wwx: I've got ur key
Lwj: u mean the key to my HEART
Wwx: I've got ur key
Lwj: u mean the key to my HEART
478. SHE LOVES HIM
479. Sad but good
480. So he went into the hospital and
And we'll find out tomorrow goodnight 😘
481. His eyes 😔✊
482. Xingchen from twitter 💁🏻♂️
483. He's not trying to get better 😭
484. Follow who??
485. 😔
486. The truth (finally)
487. 😭💕
488. WHAT ABOUT LAN WANGJI
489. Song lan making a point
490. First and last time 😔
491. 💔
492. Now he knows
493. Alright
494. Proud of him 👏
495. Lwj it's ur turn
496. Jin zixuan is the clingiest bf
497. He what
498. Yall
499. He's low-key like that 💁🏻♂️🙄
500. He's a lover not a fighter!
501. 😃😃😃
502. SNAKE 🐍
503. 👏👏👏
504. What's a bus lan xichen never heard of one
505. Sleeping with the enemy
506. Maybe urban dictionary
507. 🤢
508. VERY IMPORTANT
509. 🎩🎩🎩
510. Me too
511. Goodnight from everyone (in their own way)
And goodnight from me! Back tomorrow 👋
Looks like the thread is breaking here so here's 321
512. Cmon lwj u can do it
513. ☺️
514. Operation what
515. It's fine
516. ❤️💓❤️💓
517. Us
518. Secrets 🎩
519. WE'RE NOT
520. Lwj + his guqin otp
521. Jin zixuan ➡️ jin zixun
522. Zixuan can be smart sometimes
523. Zixuan is just trying to help a cousin led astray by a hat 😔
524. 😍😍😍
525. Wei Wuxian what are you going to do?
526. Back to the tragic gays group chat
527. ha ha
528. Ew
529. Yeah I wonder why 🙄
530. Genius
531. Lwj's perpetual scowl getting him I trouble again
532. 🤜
533. 🤛
534. Cute
535. About time
536. Tomorrow
537. He'll handle it for him
538. Clear the searches
Lwj brave
Lwj brave
539. Oops?
540. He's okay
541. 😭😭
542. ❤️
543. E V E R Y T H I N G
544. Good luck lwj you can do it!
545. Calm down Zixun 😬
546. Zixun do you need a hug
547. 😔😔
548. 😬
549. BLOCKED
550. TOO LATE
551. This can't be right
552. 😭
553. Lwj stopppp
554. Lan zhan
555. He really did
556. Friendship
557. F word
558. Bye
559. A crying tonight
560. :(
561. He promises
562. Xxc has something to say
That's it for tonight! 😁
563. Mostly
564. Yunmeng trio
565. Let's not forget that Xingchen has something to say
566. Stupid and in love and gay
567. n00dz
568. His coffee boy 😩
569. Read FROTTAGE
570. Xxc is a good friend he's just. Not very smart.
571. Song zichen
572. In the most platonic way
573. 👁️👁️
574. So he did
575. Capital Y you
576. Ladies and gays
577. Moral of the story
578. Don't dine and dash
579. End of thread
580. He was being truthful
581. Yeah no
582. Dramatic
583. Wwx where r u
584. Blue or blue
585. Red
586. He likes him?
587. Stupid
588. Do what's right
589. Wen ning always trying to lend a helping hand
590. No
591. We all heal in our own way
592. Exactly
593. What is xingchen doing? 👀
594. With that attitude
595. Everyone misses cloud coffee
595. A-yao would
596. 😯
597. Jin zixuan x mian mian friendship 11/10
598. Mian Mian ➡️ wwx
599. All the proof is UNDER HIS HAT
600. Wyd wwx
601. Idk
602. I think
THAT'S IT FOR TONIGHT
603. ❤️
604. Wwx let's go
605. Xxc's poetic soul
606. Someone's at the shutters 👀
607. 🎉
608. I hope so
609. Mian mian knows code
610. SAME
611. Wwx: 👋
612. Mn
613. do u like me pls tick yes or no
614. Me, writing this: 😱😱😱
615. 🍅
616. Wwx: and that's on that
617. Lan Zhan lan wangji
618. Calm down I was doing a dramatic pause
619. Wwx apologising when I'm the one who made him do it 🤷♀️
620. They're BOTH beautiful
Is he going to kiss him? Idk we'll find out tomorrow goodnight 👍
621. Is he going to kiss him
622. It's me I'm the one crying
623. It's a fair question
624. DADDY
625. New desk who's this
626. He's not embarrassed I am!
627. Shameless
628. OKAY
629. A little bit less discreetly nsfw than before but still sort of discreetly nsfw from here
630. If you hear a swooshing sound it's me zooming out of here
631. Me on the outside: 😁
Me on the inside:😵
Me on the inside:😵
632. 😔✊
633. Wwx you can't afford that desk 😔
634. That's not necessary is code for you can't afford this desk 😔
635. No blue finger emoji? Unacceptable
636. It's just him
637. Wanna kill the mood? Being up jin guangyao
638. 🚌
639. Spoiler alert: he did, in fact, take the bus
640. It was a nice desk
641. He doesn't think
642. Stop we all are
643. It's a real rule
644. Wwx is in l*ve
645. R word
646. Wait
647. When will they stop mentioning the desk 😩
648. Just admit it wwx it'll be easier
649. Understandable
650. Be safe 🤪
That's it for tonight thanks for reading!
651. Something like that 😶
652. SHAMELESS
653. stay
654. 😳
655. Mn
656. 😭
657. 🍕
658. He likes it :(
659. Wwx is so dramatic
660. Ask him anything
661. Lwj: I said ask me anything but it doesn't mean I'll answer 💁🏻♂️
662. Wwx is TIRED
663. 💔
664. Not jgy's
665. He wants to
666. I wish this was less soft for post no 666
667. WAS I HEAVY
668. He's calm
669. No he's not 😔
670. He didn't have to expose him like that 😔
671. Soft and smol 😭
672. He is so annoying
673. 🅱️ WORD
674. They'll never let him forget
676. 🅱️ WORD!
677. NEVER
678..
679. Meanwhile...
ALRIGHT GOODNIGHT
680. Do not install cctv. please.
681. Wen ning didn't do it
682. Wwx said respect others
683. 🅱️WORD again
684. Nhs has an alibi
685. Ok
686. Bleach your tongue
687. Just double checking
688. He's blushing
689. Promises 😭
690. MaYbE
691. Understandable
692. It's just him
693. Anything for him
694. Sorry lwj
650. Wwx please
651. An extremely important job 😳
652. A moment's silence for the desk 😔
653. Lwj is a mirror of me when it comes to being embarrassed
654. Probably (not)
655. 👚
656. Wangxian are happy
657. Mian mian we-
658. Some people (xxc) are not happy 😞
669. ME 4
670. Some other people (lxc) are also not happy
Oops I jumped from 658 to 669 pretend that didn't happen 😬 so of you're reading this you didn't actually miss 10 parts I'm just CARELESS
671. And then there's nie mingjue
And I'll leave it there for tonight 😁
Sorry for not posting yesterday. I started writing and then it got really late and it wasn't finished so I didn't post. Also someone told me I messed up the numbers of the posts but I can't fix it now so dw if the nums skip suddenly you haven't missed anything I'm just a disaster
I'll start posting now but just a warning that I ended up writing more smut somehow so prepare for that 😔
672. It's true he did
673. He's shy
674. Soulmates in every universe
675. Just nice?!
676. Wwx in lwj's clothes? Yes from me
677. He was excited
678. This is what wwx made
679. He has a question 😶
680. That's my cue to HIDE
681. And a little back story as to how wwx got to asking this question
682. Them thighs
683. Mian mian 😳
684. She's right tho
685. Articulate and sensitive and say all the right things are you sure
686. And back to the chaos
687. Me desperately trying to make this rated r for romance only
688. 🏃♂️
689. 😶
690. nO TiMe LiKe tHe pReSeNt
691. It's all downhill from here my friends
692. I have nothing to say I'm just screeching into the void
693. He's pretty :(
694. pretty DESPERATE
695. He laughed at him 😔
696. Why does wwx always have so much to say 😩
697. OBSCENE
698. hot
699. Please he's so dramatic
700. His lan zhan :(
701. Kissing it better
702. I also don't recommend it
703. Yes u are
704. shameless
705. Those guqin playing fingers
706. Rated r for ROMANCE remember
707. Uh oh
708. WELL
709. What else
710. Huaisang
711. Idek any more
712. Jzx just log off
713. Xue yang
714. Oddly specific
715. Details
716. Can anyone help xingchen out
717. 8/10 probably isn't even high enough
718. Tragic gays first meet up
719. 🎉
720. Xingchen
721. Nie huaisang...
And I'll finish there for tonight :)
722. Doing drugs
723. Just weed!
724. They
725. Breaking the law
726. But why
727. Criminal mastermind nhs 🙄
728. Lwj: ctrl+h
729. GOOD LORD
730. RODE
731. XXC
732. Hbu
733. someone is whistling
734. Should I open it
735. Wwx is practically living here now btw
736. Maybe later
737. Burrito shaped boyfriend
738. Fake bf
739. This friendship is going to be chaotic
And that was a short update but I keep falling asleep so I'll continue tomorrow
740. Lwj is embarrassed on wwx's behalf, a common occurrence
741. Oops 😀
742. He's perfect :(
743. 🤪
744. That's true
745. A h*rny romantic
746. Goodbye bullies!
747. 🙋♀️
748. DID HE LIE
749. No homo...
750. B-baby?
751. wwx don't say the 🅱️ word in front of xxc 😩
752. L WORD!
753. He's jealous :(
754. WEAK
755. 😊
756. Are you jealous
757. Any takers?
GUYS I'M A MESS THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO BEFORE 740.
758. ❤️
759. Can wwx keep his clothes on NOPE
760. Xxc is a c*ckblock
761. Mn
762. As if
763. Future
764. He likes him
765. He l*ves him
766. Huaisang's partner in crime 👀
767. p-pal
I'll stop here for now and seeing as how it looks like I'm writing more p*rn once they go to wwx's (😔) we'll see if I get it all done so I can update later tonight. Thanks for reading!
SORRY ABOUT THE LONG WAIT FOR AN UPDATE it took me forever to write this next smut scene 😞 I've been unemployed for a whole week now and somehow managed to update every day when I was working and now I don't I'm a mess. ANYWAY here's the update thanks for your patience ❤️
768. DO NOT
769. Coward
770. 💋
771. 🍑🍆😛
772. 🙄
773. I don't like it when he's sad either
774. He's blushing
775. yw
776. Best trio
777. 😳
778. Intrusion 😐
779. Some of us are SINGLE
780. He is going to do one of those
781. He wants to be wherever he is
782. 🛏️👀
783. Mn
I FELL ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF POSTING IM SORRY I'll continue from here
784. Okay so we going ✈️ nsfw from here
785. 😶
786. EYE need a minute
787. 🛀
788. Decisions
789. Huaisang
790. You liar
791. Kissable
792. Mian mian woke up
793. Delete this right now!!
794. Back to songxiao for a min
795. ❤️
796. 😭
797. Anyway the next morning...
Forgot to take the verification symbol out just ignore that 👀
798. It's true
799. He's baby
800. No one else
801. Hanguangjun?
802. 🚨🚨
803. Traitors
804. Ahhhh
805. Alright fine
806. We respect privacy in this relationship!
807. It's been less than 3 hours
808. Pretty
809. Ignore the giant field in the bg
810. They're perfect
811. 😭
812. Relatable
813. 🍿
814. Oh okay
815. An art project!
816. Huaisang what are you up to
817. Deep sigh
818. Date
819. 👀
And that's it for tonight thank you for reading!
820. Lwj chaotic gay
821. Spill the tea
822. 🍿
823. Jiang cheng probably
824. He can't say no to him
825. Cupid
826. 💅
827. Cute!
828. 😏
829. LAN ZHAN
830. GOD
831. Jc and mm are HATERS
832. XINGCHEN
833. :(
834. JIANG CHENG
835. Exposed
836. Mian mian
837. Yall cute
838. Existential crisis
839. Poor jc
840. 2 DAYS
841. HUAISANG
842. 😍😍😍
843. Lwj freaking out? just another day
844. He is in l*ve
855. Does anyone believe him
856. Me too 👀
857. Huaisang 😯
858. 🤡
859. Weak
860. 😔
861. 😩
862. 💔
863. And the next day..
864. Xxc...
865. ok queen
866. 😳
867. ugh
868. 🤪
869. Huaisang
870. Xingchen no
871. 👀
872. Good luck lwj
873. 😬
Goodnight! :)
874. This occurs before wwx asks lwj if they can talk
875. Here for this friendship ✨
876. Wwx doing something stupid? We're all shocked
877. He's not everyone else
878. And Lan Wangji...
879. 🤡
880. Idiots
881. We don't care (yes we do)
882. 😔✊
883. Sure (j)i(an)g cheng
884. We respect each other's privacy in this relationship ✨
885. How's xxc doing at wwx's
886. 😮
887. 👀
888. 🤪
889. That escalated very quickly
890. 🤧
891. Me three
892. So sad
893. Xingchen my baby
894. Closure
895. The most annoying trio
896. Someone hire him
897. Wait a damn minute...
898. ☹️
899. 😳😳
900. Who's going
901. Graphic design is my passion!
902. GOOD
903. That's it he's de*d!!
904. 🤔
905. Maybe huaisang painted some of the gay art he had in those books 👀
906. Relatable
907. 😏
908. Wait who's watching the graves 😶
I'll leave it there for today. We're nearing the end of this au I'm predicting 2 more updates (?) and then it's done 😭 so I'll update asap thanks for reading all the way to here (900+ tweets💀) 👋
909. Cloud coffee reopening day!
910. ❤️❤️
911. 🍑
912. End me
913. 😘
914. ❤️
915.
916. It's always the fedora wearers
917. 🙄
PRETEND THE SWORD IS A MOP
918. 💅
919. Can they do some work
920. Poor jc ignored as usual
921. Man behind them just wants a latte 😔✊
922. Wake him
923. 🥰
924. 💍
Inspired by this beautiful art
And also this
925. In jyl we trust
926. PEAK CUTENESS
927. ACT LIKE IT
928. 👀👀
929. 😬
930. 😳
931.
932. Smile brighter than my future
933. Wen qing YES
934. SHE
935. BAMF
936. 🤗
937. Mian mian said jzx ugly
938. This is the level of self confidence we all need to reach
939. Wonder if he'll actually do any work
940. Nhs's role is v important
941. Protect the desk 😩
942. Bane of his existence 😔
943. Lwj: nhs has a heart?
944. Nhs why are you so nervous 🤔
945. 😱
946. ☺️
947. 🐇
948. Xxc
949. Am I drowning in fluff? Absolutely
950. I'm jiang cheng in all social gatherings
951. Mo xuanyu is TIRED
952. WAIT
953.??
954. WHERE'S XINGCHEN
GOODBYE UNTIL TOMORROW ✌️
Wait i should add one more before I go to sleep 👀
955. Goodnight!
956. 👀
957. 😱
958. Xy can make his caramel macchiato in the comfort of his own home!
959. 😱😱
960. Same
961. 🤞
962. 🥺
963. 🍨
964. uwu
965. Awkward 😶
966. More awkwardness
967. US
968. Awkward smiling
969. BRAVE
970. ME?
971. L word
972. Say it back
973. Just do it
974. ❤️❤️
975. 🚢
976. Maybe wen qing won't have to be tired™️ any more
977. Just say xingchen is loud and go
978. 😩👌
979. 😲
980. Be safe kids
981. 👀
982. Mian mian 💪
983. WEN QING
984. 🤤
985. Jc?
986. Xichen: 🏃♂️🌬️
987. 👩❤️💋👩
988. 😬
989. Wen ning could have killed Jin zixuan! 😱
990. 👨🍳
991. Shut up!
992. An inconvenient moment
993. 😏
994. Calm down jc
995. 😊
996. 😙
997. ❤️
998. Yay
999. 🤦♂️
1000. 😍
1001. 👩❤️💋👩
1002. oh OH
GOODNIGHT!
1003. 👉👈
1004. I am...disgusted
1005. Amateurs
1006. The full wei wuxian experience
1007. 😍😍😍
1008. Xxc is broke
1009. Dramatic
1010. A GINORMOUS MOOD
1011. !!!!!
1012. ☕❣️
1013. 💋❣️
1014. :(
1015. 🌻🌻🌻
1016. Jiang cheng: grumpy for no reason
1017. Jiang cheng: still grumpy
1018. Oh
1019. ok
1020. Gal
1021. It's mxy I feel sorry for
1022. Tweeting from
1023. An unexpected friendship?
1024. SONG LAN ❤️ XIAO XINGCHEN
1025. Bunny!
1026. A lot of nodding
1027. Wwx just tell him you love him to his face!
That's all for tonight I have to write the full wwx experience (ahem) so that may get done for tomorrow and then a few last pieces to tie everything up and it'll be complete! Thanks for reading!
1028. Nervous wwx?
1029. 🐇
here's a visual, this is done by @korogunim and I love it 😍
1030. 💕
1031. HE'LL BE AS FAST AS HE CAN
1032. Wwx: Nutella isn't part of my 5 a day? 😱
1033. Xingchen won't give up until he educates everyone
1034. oh okay.
1035. I see
1036. Lxc is a PROFESSIONAL
1037. The other part
1038. Lwj just got home
1039. Nsfw from here 😔
1040. 🤐
1041. 👁️👄👁️
1042. 😶
1043. He's clingy
1044. WaS iT gOoD fOr YoU
1045. 😱😱😱
1046. NO
1047. DID YOU SAY IT BACK
1048. 😭
1049. I cried
1050. Xingchen
1051. Dramatic
1052. It hurts his heart
1053. Pretty
1054. 4th uncle 😍
1055. Fluffy
1056. Excuse me
1057. NEVERMIND
1058. Dropping hints 👀👀
1059. 🤷♂️
1060. Jiang Cheng's happy face
1061. You're both pretty
1062. 👀
1063. 🤫💕
1064. Ear power
1065. Sooo
1066. Glucose father
1067. SOULMATES 🗣️🗣️🗣️
1068. 🏠
1069. uwu
1070. 🙄
1071. 😳😍
1072. Lxc: did I save this photo or did this phot save me
1073. FINE
1074. If you insist
1075. Unofficial son
1077. Let's see how wen ning is doing
1078. Crying
1079. Nhs PLEASE
1080. Baby!
1081. Baby peacock
1082. He's an uncle!
1083. Emotional
1084. Their child
1085. Same
1086. A little time slip
TIME SKIP NOT SLIP
1087. 🤑
1088. And after some time jc is Feeling™️
1089. Video call 🤙
1090. 💜
1091. Enough 🙄
1092. 🧙♂️
1093. Haha surprise?
1094. Cool beard
1095. NO
1096. Bizarre
1097. Fwb?
1098. That was fun thanks buddy!
1099. A collective gasp!
1100. LITERALLY
1101. Doctor wen
1102. 👭❤️
1103. ✊
1104. 🎵
1105. The most beautiful smile
1106. Stunning
1107. 😘
1108. Mission: accomplished 😁
THE END
I wasn't going to give nhs and mxy any sort of ending but it didn't feel right sooo
And that's really the end! A HUGE thank you to everyone who read this giant au in its entirety. It really means a lot. I stopped writing in 2015 for some reason even though it was all I did for years and this fandom has made me want to write again so I loved writing this au +
And I hope I can write more too because I love these characters and this world and you're all so nice too. There are 100000 mistakes in this au bc I mostly wrote until early morning and I even put the wrong your in one update and I can't stop thinking about that but I enjoyed+
Writing it and thank you to those who enjoyed reading it and also to the people who made art for it and to those who bought me coffee on kofi. I'm probably gonna write some written fic for a while and then I want to do another social media au ANYWAY THANK YOU AND I LOVE YOU BYE❤️
