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I miss when my kids were little and they’d all 3 fight to sit on the recliner with me to watch a movie. I’d let all 3 sit with me and I couldn’t breathe for 2 hours.

If there ever was a heaven on earth, that was it.
My daughter is now married and when she comes over to watch a movie she STILL sits with me in the recliner.

When we were first married, the wife would sit with me in the recliner. She still does sometimes. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. Thank God for chairs built for one.
I’ve had the wife and all 3 kids sitting on top of me in my recliner to watch a movie.

I literally couldn’t breathe and the wife would ask “are you okay?”
My answer was ALWAYS the same, ‘Absolutely’

I’d give up my house and be destitute before I’d give up those memories.
I should be sponsored by @lazboy recliners.

Just saying.
The easiest way to tell I’m at home by myself is I start reminiscing about my wife and children like I’ll never see them again.

This was easily my favorite thread today.

The wife read it and said “You’re just a big ole softy, but your secret is safe with me”

Women 🙄
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