This is the last night of spring break at PCB. There’s a hot girl at the end of the bar. All of her friends have companions and she’s alone. It’s the last chance to score after striking out all week. We can do this. #wps
Just ask her questions and listens. Don’t try and get her toasted. Make a connection. You have until closing time. #wps
Last call not far away. Make sure you compliment her braids
That no PI call was a c-blocking drunk friend of hers interrupting your conversation
Missed FG was her looking confused at your go to compliment of her shoes (it’s a tiki bar and she has flip flops)
That TD was her telling her drunk friend to round up the rest of their crew because they have to go home soon. She’s still with you talking, but it’s looking like Instagram friends is the best that’s going to happen.
And that 4th down was her checking her Uber app
The third down stop and face mask penalty was your drunk roommate throwing up in front of both of you.
She gives you a big hug and tells you to look her up if you make it back.
