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I saw Jonathan Taylor was trending in WI & thought it was Jonathan Taylor Thomas. JTT baby. J. T. T.
I mean, look at that hair. 12 year old me would have stabbed a bitch to touch that hair.
I mean, can we bring back Home Improvement but kill off racist ass Tim Alan’s character in advance? And make the youngest brother gay? And make Randy be married to a black woman? And make me a guest star?
Or maybe instead of a reboot, I’ll just look at GIFs because I’m CERTAIN if I watched that show now I would want to stab my eyes out. The whiteness. The heterosexuality. The toxic masculinity. The misogyny. Tim Alan. I think I knew the show was trash even then. But JTT...
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