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Several movies made this decade are real movies but don’t seem real. They were released in theatres but no one talked about them. They were released on VOD and streaming services but still no one talked about them. This thread will pay tribute to them
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, a 2017 drama about an Iraq war soldier dealing with PTSD. Starring Miles Teller and Amy Schumer in a supporting role. I never saw a commercial for it. It opened wide & two weeks later, vanished. Did it come out on video? I’ve never seen it for sale
Ah yes the 2013 drama BROKEN CITY with Marky Mark as a PI hired by the Mayor of New York City, Russell Crowe. It cost 35 million and made 34 million. Directed by one of the Hughes brothers. Is it a real movie? Has anyone seen it? Has anyone seen it since 2014?
Another film that barely seems real is 2013’s DEAD MAN DOWN, a bizarre thriller produced by World Wrestling Entertainment’s film division, with an overqualified cast: Isabelle Huppert! Colin Farrell! Noomi Rapace! Dominic Cooper! the walking trainwreck Terrence Howard!
Is this a real movie? OUR BRAND IS CRISIS (2015), a satire with Sandra Bullock as a political consultant who goes down to Bolivia to assist a Presidential candidate’s faltering campaign. Directed by David Gordon Green? Was a Gala at TIFF? Come on this can’t be a real movie
Is this a real movie? WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT (2016) with Tina Fey as a war correspondent in Afghanistan. Come on, there’s no way this is real.
This is a real movie, hard to believe, but: DANNY COLLINS (2015) from the guy who makes THIS IS US, with Al Pacino as an aging rocker whose life is altered when he finally receives a letter written to him by John Lennon. How is this a real movie? HOW
Is this a real movie? KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES (2016), a comedy about a couple who discover the new neighbours are spies. I saw promos for this in August but it came and went when it was released several months later
2010 brought us a movie that might be real but is perhaps NOT real: THE SWITCH. The studio thought putting Jason Bateman on the poster sniffing a little cup full of sperm would help make the movie a success: it was not a success
Is this a real movie? 2017’s SAME KIND OF DIFFERENT AS ME, with Greg Kinnear as a man who volunteers at a homeless shelter as penance for cheating on his wife (Renée Zellweger) & befriends a homeless man (Djimon Hounsou). How can you call a movie SAME KIND OF DIFFERENT AS ME? HOW
Another movie that VANISHED WITHOUT A TRACE after it was released was 2014’s MILLION DOLLAR ARM with Jon Hamm as a baseball scout who travels to India to seek talent from a pool of cricket players. Marketed as a prestige picture. Cost 25 million and made 40 million
Is this a real movie? Directed by Jodie Foster. Clooney. Roberts. Jack O’Connell (not sure who he is). Gunman who lost all his money takes over a tv studio. I suppose it’s supposed to be a modern DOG DAY AFTERNOON / NETWORK but more people watched it on an airplane than a theatre
How is this movie real? A glum, hectoring reactionary screed blaming all of society’s ills on the internet. Overqualified cast: Sandler, Chalamet, Ansel Elgort, Emma Thompson narration. Made to win Oscars, bombed hard, thrown down memory hole, no one has watched this since 2015
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