Not The Onion
attention NY Post copy editors, I believe it is "Porn 'Stache." While few men have a porn 'stache, every man has a porn stash
If being called sophomoric nicknames is going to be an excuse for mass murder, boy howdy do I have a lot of unfinished business to take care of
to anyone who thinks their boyfriend or husband doesn't have a porn stash, let me assure you there is a fully stocked interstate highway adult video superstore inside their head
I think Homeland Security should hire a bunch of insult comics to test anyone entering the US for their ability to take a fucking joke
