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"The Onion" is trending because there are many people in the world who did not recognize that this story was just taking the piss...
Normally I filter my blad jokes better than that.
I can't even blame it on being stoned. So you'll just have to give me a pass.
If that story was true, I'd hope someone would make a true crime podcast series about it...called "Breaking Bladder."
As punishment for these terrible jokes, I would totally understand it if I was banished to an ignominious exile on the Islets of Langerhans.
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The six most iconic notes of Irving Berlin’s God Bless America were probably taken from the old Jewish Vaudeville hit “When Mose with his Nose Leads the Band.” jta.org/jewniverse/201…
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Editor at The Federalist is very concerned about bias in the media.
I think the key phrase here might be "pretends to be fair." I suspect in his own defense this person would say that they do not hide their biases, therefore they are being honest with their listeners.
Figured this would be as good a place as any to re-up this embarrassing episode in my long-running relationship with The Federalist.
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TIL that Jesse Ventura, former "maverick" governor of Minnesota, has a show on RT. Neato! rt.com/shows/the-worl…
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What I love about RT, is that they don't even pretend to be anything other than an agent of disinformational chaos. Question everything...but don't ask questions about the things we don't choose to question.
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