Watching Home Alone 2. Kevin has just landed the most pathetic push on Buzz and the big drama queen goes overboard with his reaction falling over like he's been smashed by a wrecking ball and ruined the entire performance. #HomeAlone2
Now they've sent wee Kevin up in the loft to sleep on his own. His Mom doesn't see anything wrong with any of this. Terrible parenting. Social Services needs to visit that family immediately.
Now the entire family has overslept. The most unrealistic scenario ever. No way nobody in the entire family has forgotten to set an alarm. This show is bullshit.
Now his Dad has ran off to the boarding gate and left Kevin to either keep up with him or miss the flight. What the hell kind of monster does this kid have for parents?
No chance you get boarded without your boarding pass being checked. American Airlines person at the gate needs firing. Imagine if the wee prick was a terrorist?
Oh now she's worried about Kevin. Too late you ginger devil of a Mom
Right, so now not only has this kid disembarked & clocked that he's on his own in NY without his family but a cab driver has taken this kid into the city without even checking why he's on his own. Some terrible adults in this movie.
Now his parents are finding the whole situation of how they've lost their kid 2 years in a row hilarious and the policeman doesn't even think this is problematic. White privilege, this.
Another adult, this one with dodgy hair, gives this kid direction without even questioning why he's on his own in a hotel.
Unbelievable! Not only have they let this kid check into the hotel, they've allowed him to use someone else's credit card to do so. I'm sure this is against some reg. One of the hotel clerk is asking the bellboy to investigate the kid. Nothing noncy about that at all.
Jesus Christ! The noncy hotel clerk has just broken into a guest hotel room. WTF kind of people work at this NY hotel??
Oh so now this wee rascal misses his family?
This kid is committing some serious credit card fraud
Noncy guy has figured it out. Looks rather pleased with himself. Looks like the gig is up for our little hero.
Fricking hell! This kid is a danger to the public throwing those little beads on the sidewalk where it can trip anyone over on the hard pavement and cause some serious injury.
Right, they suspect this kid of committing crimes and he's on his own but instead of calling the cops, nonce and kid goon squad goes after him by themselves.
Oh great, these two criminal masterminds kidnaps Kevin and for no reason whatsoever starts telling him what their criminal plans are.
Dios Mio! Kevin just sexually assaulted a random lady. This kid is a deviant!
Now this wee prick is breaking and entering into his uncle's gaff! This kid should have a criminal record longer than the entire Gambino family.
Okay, he's become friends with a younger looking Susan Boyle who spends her time with pigeons in the park. Our little miscreant is safe now. Should be able to get to the police so they can get him back to his parents.
Wait! They're having a deep conversation now. Susan Boyle lady landed in hard times after getting her heart broken. She's got trust issues.
Well at least he knows he's been a little shit.
So now he's suddenly brave and heading off on his own to stop two criminals robbing a place. Pack it in.
Just call the darn police you little sadistic bastard!
Oh wow! Now the Mom wants to lecture someone about not taking care of her kid after what she's done? How does nonce clerk not tell her to go fornicate with herself.
Oh she's just assaulted him. I see where Kevin gets it from. It's her ginger gene, isn't it? Spawn of the devil.
He's just smashed a shop window with a brick! This kid is a fricking asbo case.
Fricking hell! He's attempted to murder Marve with that brick!!!
Marve has a great chin tbh. He's rocked but he's not out.
Marve is p4p the most durable criminal ever.
Why didn't Harry just take off the flaming hat & stomp on it?
He's finally called the police after he's finished enjoying torturing the two sad sack. This kid is some sadistic prick. Could have just call the cops from the get go.
And once again Buzz comes out looking like an angel. Even gets a kiss. Kevin's Mom has no shame.
Okay, Kevin has redeemed himself somewhat with that gift to pigeon friendly Susan Boyle.
Right, his Dad needs to report him for credit card fraud after that bill.
No point watching Home Alone 3.
No point watching Home Alone 3.
