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Every year a good buddy of mine I’ve known since high school has a bunch of us and our families over for a Christmas Day feast. The star of the show is a beautiful baked ham. He’s become a master at preparing it. We have two this year and they’re a work of art.
Finished product.
Selfie over the ham.
Motzei over the ham.
Insane spread.
Dessert is served.
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Andrew C Laufer, Esq
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Last night we saw Britain’s Labour Party take a drubbing at the polls. The electorate clearly was not interested a party run by a man who has a questionable affinity for terrorists like Hamas, a rampant antisemitism problem in his party, as well as unpopular economic policies 1/
among other issues. One thing seemingly overlooked by at least most of western media was Corbyn’s “interactions” earlier in his career with StB - Czechoslovakia’s version of Russia’s KGB. H/t @thespybrief There were some very uncomfortable interactions between him & this 2/
“extension” of Russian Intelligence Services. What is often overlooked is that before there was massive penetration of conservative parties in the West by Russia, there was massive penetrations of liberal and “leftist” parties. During the Soviet era, many on the far left 3/
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Andrew C Laufer, Esq
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Quick thread re: Removal Trial in the Senate. As we know, the Chief Justice presides over this trial. I have attempted to ascertain how this role differs from the way any other Federal Judge would preside over a trial. I have not found any info on the subject. Most likely 1/
because there hasn’t been many removal trials, especially one this contentious. Andrew Johnson’s trial comes to mind. Now the role of a Federal Judge is to make legal rulings, control the litigants, manage the pace of trials, offers of proof, and punish prejudicial or unruly 2/
behavior. They can require parties to comply with orders of the Court, preclude prejudicial or misleading information from entering the record. They can dismiss jurors in various instances. They can also direct verdicts in favor of a party and even reverse a jury verdict 3/
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Andrew C Laufer, Esq
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So, let’s ask ourselves a question. Do the actions of Collins, Gohmert, and the rest of the GOP clown car sound like they’re on the verge of victory or more like panicked looms attempting to hit a home run with no one pitching to them while the cleaning staff at the stadium 1/
stare at them while shaking their heads? When you’re losing, undisciplined, & desperate like these morons, you throw everything at the wall to see what sticks. It never works. It also angers the people you’re trying to convince. Their actions aren’t reflective of those 2/
with victory in their grasp. They’re the actions of the defeated who know doom is coming for them. They just don’t know when that will be. X
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