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Oh. My. Lord.

I’m gonna have to find a place to pull over and figure out what just happened.

I’m not sure what to do next..../1
So I’m driving down this backroad when this jerk pulls out in front of me....

I finally catch up to her on a 2 lane road to ask her what her problem is.

She looks over at me in anger and suddenly switches her undercover cop lights on..../2
As you might guess, it startled me.

I’m honestly pro-law enforcement, but I’m starting to get pissed because she almost ran me out of the road.

Like the dummy I am, instead of pulling over.......I speed up. /3
I know it’s stupid and I know I should’ve just stopped, but I didn’t.

I waited until I could see she was SUPER pissed before I pulled over. /4
I know they say to just stay in your car, but it was too late to start thinking.

Honestly, by the time I saw her step out, I knew it was gonna get ugly.

She steps out and yells..../5
“Deplorable!”

End.
I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
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