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Presenting, "Hands Off"! A Reylo and GingerRose tweet fic :)

#fanfic #reylo #roux #gingerrose #gingerflower

https://twitter.com/reylo_prompts/status/1216423596907802624

Poe didn't think he would have to do this again, but here he was for the third time that week.

He cleared his throat and spoke into the comm unit.

"Attention, resistance-fighters: We are aware that we have Kylo Ren and General Hux in bacta-tanks, but if the ladies could please stop finding a reason to "have something to do" in that area that would be terrific!"

"Get off your high-horse, fly boy! I've seen men, women, non-binary folks...EVERYONE has been down there!" A resistance fighter hollered loudly in the hall way.

Poe sighed and hit his head on the comm unit.

"Can you believe that, Rose?" Rey said distastefully.

As the words left her mouth, Rose looked away.

"What are you hiding?"

"Nothing!" Rose said a little *too* quickly.

Rey shook her head and put her hand on her friend's shoulder.

"You can tell me anything." She assured.

"When we found Hux...I was the one that helped him escape the First Order loyalists..." Rose paused, unsure of how exactly she should phrase what she expressed next.

Rey looked at her with a soft smile, encouraging her to go on.

"I staged finding him." She admitted.

"He saved me from the loyalists first - he even took a blaster shot to the leg for me..." She continued.

The petite girl looked down as a blush started to form on her cheeks. "We had a connection...it's hard to explain it, but it felt right."

Rey's expression softened. She knew the feeling.

Ben and her had a connection as well. A connection that defied space and time.

"Thank you for sharing with me, Rose."

A moment of silence passed as Rey allowed herself to examine her own thoughts and actions.

She and Ben had defeated Palpatine and she brought him with her. Everyone celebrated her capturing him, but she knew something they didn't.

She had captured Ben Solo, not Kylo Ren.

Rose smirked. "Is there something you need to tell me? Because I know for a fact that you go down to Kylo Ren's bacta tank every morning at the crack of dawn."

Rey's mouth went slack and she looked away.

"Look, I'm not judging. I just confessed to you that I had a connection with General Hux of all people."

She took in a deep breath before speaking. "Ben is my other half."

Rose raised an eyebrow. This was clearly a lot more deep than she thought.

"Tell me about him."

2 hours later:

Rose wiped her tears, surprised at the amount of empathy she felt for the former Supreme Leader. "He brought you back to life? And his life before? I can't imagine being born to..."

Rey looked up, tears welling in her eyes. "Born to fall to the dark side."

"You must love him."

The Jedi girl contemplated what her friend pointed out.

She didn't know much about love...but whatever souls are made of - she was certain his and hers were the same.

"Perhaps...maybe...I don't know. All I know is that I would do anything to make sure he is safe."

Rose sniffled. "I'm sorry, I'm such an empath. This is all getting to me in the best kind of way."

"I don't feel quite as alone anymore." Rose confessed.

Rey nodded in agreement. "Well, I'm glad we have each other."

A smile filled the shorter woman's face. "Me too."

3 days later:

"Attention, resistance-fighters: this is General Poe Dameron again. Please don't make me take away the privilege of having porgs - Kylo Ren and General Hux are really not that exciting."

Rey could feel herself seething at the announcement. She had already utilized the Jedi mind trick on a good chunk of Resistance members.

She wasn't proud of it, but people went by several times a day just staring at him.

Ben Solo was *hers*.

"If it makes you feel any better. Those vultures were gaping at Hux as well."

The tiny brunette nudged her playfully and all Rey could do is scowl.

"You know, if you keep frowning those wrinkles will be permanent." She teased.

"What are you guys talking about?" Finn interrupted.

Rey rolled her eyes and walked away with an audible scoff.

"Oh, come on Rey! I was just teasing." Rose yelled after her.

"What's gotten into her?"

"Oh, nothing. Just love, anger, jealousy, and passion!" She answered nonchalantly.

It was Finn's turn to scoff. "I just think she's nervous about Ren waking up."

Rose doubled over, laughing at the irony.

"What the hell is so damn funny?" Finn asked, clearly confused.

The tiny brunette just shrugged. "It's only a matter of time."

"What is that supposed to mean?" He asked as Rose started to walk away.

"Rose...ROSEEEEE!"

The tiny Resistance fighter found her way to the bacta tank area. She was positive that Rey would be there as well.

"You will not return to visit Kylo Ren." She heard from a distance.

'Right on cue.' She thought to herself.

She walked into the corridor of the bacta tank area, ready to tease Rey, but she stopped herself when she realized what her friend was doing.

Rey was pressing her hand against the bacta tank, eyes closed in concentration.

'This was it!' Rose thought.

'She's activating the force bond!'

Rose was about to walk away when she heard Rey start to speak.

"Yes, I miss you too."

"I know, you can hear everything."

She saw her friend pause and cringe.

"Jessika said she wanted to do what with you?!"

"You're mine, Ben Solo. Do you hear me?"

She saw Rey's expression soften.

"What does cyar'ika mean?"

A moment went by and she could see a blush blooming across her friend's cheeks.

Rose smiled at the sight, not wanting to eavesdrop anymore.

She slowly tiptoed away to the room next door.

She peeked first, not wanting to get caught by anyone. Luckily, only Molly from sanitation was there.

"Hey Molly, you're needed downstairs."

The raven haired girl blushed. "Don't judge me, Rose. He's just so handsome."

Rose felt a sharp tingle of possessiveness.

Armitage certainly wasn't her other half. However, when they were looking after each other it felt like they could be.

*Flashback*

They just escaped from the latest barrage of First Order loyalists and had found a cave for refuge.

Armitage's foot had gotten shot and it seemed like it was starting to get infected.

"Stay with me, Armitage." Rose said, tears sliding down her face.

It was a close one. One wrong move and she would have been dead.

It was only a year ago when she would have killed him, no questions asked.

But now?

Now she was conflicted.

He tackled her, saving her from what would have been a fatal shot.

"I misjudged you." She whispered as she frantically put herbs over the blaster wound.

It was only a numbing mechanism, but it's all she could do with no supplies.

Her tears fell on his face and he laughed, trying to ease her sadness.

"Hey, little weed, don't be sad." He said.

Rose chuckled through tears. "My name is Rose, you moofmilker!"

Armitage reached up to wipe a new tear forming in her eye.

"You can call me, Armie, little weed."

That was the last thing he said, before fainting.

*Present Day*

"Are you judging me, Rose?" Molly said loudly, interrupting her thoughts.

Rose shook her head. "No, Molly. Not at all."

In Poe's Quarters:

"I really don't understand what the big fuss is?" Finn huffed as he laid down on Poe's bed in frustration.

"Finn, buddy..." Poe coaxed.

He sat down on the bed as Finn covered his head with a pillow.

"If I have to hear about how hot Ren or Hux is one more time..."

"I guess now is not the right time to tell you that leadership has decided to keep them alive upon the condition of giving First Order intel?"

Finn groaned loudly underneath the pillow.

"You can make it through, champ."

1 Day Later:

"Attention, resistance-fighters: Kylo Ren and General Hux are nearly healed. As we discussed during our last meeting, they will be part of the Resistance if they accept our conditions. Please do not treat them like zoo animals."

"I wonder if Hux is hung?"

"Maybe not Hux, but Supreme Daddy definitely is."

"I bet all of the hate sex would be top notch."

"Pssh, I would definitely *not* hate it."

This is all the Resistance could talk about since Kylo and Hux had arrived and she could tell that her friend was done.

A glass shattered and Rose's eyes widened.

Rey had definitely used the force to break the glass.

"STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT!" Rey yelled.

The Resistance members in the recreation area stopped talking, clearly shocked by the usually reclusive Rey.

"You will not continue to talk about Ben Solo, the person you refer to as Kylo Ren, in that fashion."

She paused and ignited her lightsaber. "Whoever continues to talk about him in such a vile manner, will face consequences."

She pointed her lightsaber at the table who had been particularly lewd in describing what they would *do* to Ben.

"Have I made myself clear?"

Rose stood next to her friend, feeling a surge of confidence.

"Same thing goes for General Hux. You say one word and you answer to me."

Rey beamed at her friend. "And me."

A chorus of frightened yes' echoed around the room.

With a satisfied smile, Rey turned off her lightsaber.

"Rose and Rey?"

They turned to find Finn and Poe with their arms crossed.

They did not look pleased.

"A word?"

Command Room:

"Huh...so you share a force bond with Ben Solo and General Hux nearly killed himself to save you?" Poe asked.

Rey and Rose looked at each other, before turning to Poe and Finn to nod.

"I'm not absolving them, but that provides perspective."

"Speak for yourself, Dameron!" Finn huffed in annoyance.

Instead of dignifying Finn's annoyance with a response, Rose just started laughing.

"You can't be serious, Rose."

"Oh, she's serious Finn. Please just accept how we feel." Rey said to back her friend up.

Finn looked away. "I don't even know what to say to you."

"Well, all I can say is get used to it."

The next day:

Rey stood next to Ben's bacta tank and she could sense that he was nearly ready to wake up.

"Be with me." She whispered.

His eyes opened and the tears that were welling in her eyes fell.

"Ben."

She yelled for the med droid to come help her.

The droid wheeled over immediately. "What do you need Mistress Rey?"

"Please assist in getting Ben Solo out of the bacta tank."

She heard a squeal from the corridor and she just knew that there was more good news.

"When you're done with Ben, please assist with Armitage Hux next door."

"Yes, Mistress Rey."

Epilogue, Resistance Recreation Room

"Um, why does everyone look frightened of you?" Ben asked.

Rey squeezed his hand in reassurance.

"I have no idea." She said innocently.

"It seems like they're afraid of you too, little weed." Armie whispered.

"Afraid of little ol' me?"

The right corner of his mouth flicked up in a tiny smile.

"You're terrifying."

"Cyar'ika, you know I can hear your thoughts."

Rey pinched his side to retaliate. "I'm injured you know."

Immediately the former scavenger rubbed his side. "I'm sorry, love."

The Resistance members looked on in curiosity.

"They're definitely porging."

"Oh, yeah."

"What does porging mean?"

"Don't be gross."

"Solo and Rey or Hux and Rose?"

"Both?"

"Yeah, definitely both."

-FIN-

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Presenting "Hands On", the sequel to "Hands Off".

Dedicated to @SDMizzen. #reylo #GingerRose #fanfic

https://twitter.com/reylo_prompts/status/1216775918506479619?s=20

@SDMizzen "It's your turn to go into the sparring room." Rose hissed at Hux.

The ginger avoided her eyes, pretending not to hear her.

"You can't just pretend not to hear me, Armie!"

@SDMizzen "You underestimate me, little weed."

He picked up his pace and began to whistle, much to Rose's annoyance.

'The smug bastard.'

@SDMizzen "You know, you're not a full blown member of the Resistance until you walk in on those two!" She yelled down the hall.

He didn't bother to answer her - he just laughed louder.

@SDMizzen She heard a loud moan and stopped in her tracks.

"For the love of all that is kriffing holy."

Before she could muster up the energy to go to the sparring room, she hollered at Hux at the top of her longs. "IT'S YOUR TURN NEXT TIME!"

@SDMizzen "IN YOUR DREAMS, TICO!"

Rose sighed at his response and eyed the sparring room distastefully.

'It was now or never."

@SDMizzen She pressed the button to open the door and preemptively covered her eyes.

"Ohhh, KYLO!" Rey whined.

Rose wanted to throw up in her mouth.

NOT. KRIFFING. AGAIN.

@SDMizzen In Rey and Ben's quarters:

"How many times do I have to apologize, Rose?"

Rose put her hands on her hips and shook her head at her best friend.

"Nothing can undo what I have seen this past month."

@SDMizzen "Can you please just sit?" Rey pleaded.

The tiny brunette acquiesced and sat down on the couch. There was a pregnant pause and her expression changed from comfortable to skeptical.

"You two haven't porged on this, have you?"

@SDMizzen "All I can tell you is that we regularly clean the couch."

"AHHH, REY!" Rose said in disgust as she stood back up.

Rey just chuckled and gestured towards a chair for her to sit down in.

@SDMizzen "What's gotten into you anyway? You and Hux haven't..."

She paused for dramatic effect. "Porged?"

Rose blushed furiously and looked away. She was terribly inexperienced and didn't know how to express her needs to Hux.

@SDMizzen "Don't change the topic - what was with calling Ben, Kylo anyway? I thought Kylo Ren was dead."

Her friend grinned. "It's called role playing."

As Rey's words sunk in, Rose could feel her whole body flushing.

@SDMizzen "Don't be embarrassed. Sex is natural."

Rose blew a raspberry, causing her bangs to flip up. "I'm a sexual novice."

"It's all about communication and trust."

@SDMizzen "Do you trust, Armitage?"

She didn't have to think about her response - she already knew.

"With my life."

@SDMizzen "Well, then that's your answer." Rey said decisively.

Rose let out a long groan. "But I don't know a thing about s-e-x."

"Well, let's start with you actually saying it."

@SDMizzen "Easy for you to say. You and Ben are sexperts."

"We were both virgins, are you kidding me?"

Rose's jaw dropped. "Really?"

Rey grinned back. "Really."

@SDMizzen Command Room:

"General Dameron, with all due respect. Rey and Ben Solo are out of control."

"They were porging in the supply closet!"

"And over by the ravine!"

"They made it into *my* room somehow. Imagine my surprise."

"In the *community* fresher!"

@SDMizzen "Listen, everyone. I know that they are enthusiastic. I'll tell them to be more discreet, but I'm not going to police porging."

The Resistance members booed loudly.

"However, if ya'll have betting pools - I can look the other way."

The crowd cheered.

@SDMizzen "My bet is that Finn will walk in on them during meditation." A Resistance member joked.

"Nah, that sounds very plausible."

"I'm in!"

Poe let out a sigh of relief. If this is all he had to deal with while rebuilding the Republic, then he must be doing something right.

@SDMizzen 1 day later:

"OH FOR MAKER'S SAKE! COME ON!"

Poe picked up his comm unit and discreetly whispered. "I won this round."

@SDMizzen Finn scrambled out into the hall way and immediately went to Poe.

"My eyes. MY EYES!"

Poe feigned pity and rubbed his friend's shoulder.

"Finn, buddy. It's going to be okay."

@SDMizzen "We're going to send new recruits to check in on them for now on."

Poe glared at Finn. "Now Finn, I don't condone hazing."

"Let's just call it initiation then." He insisted.

"Just don't do it under my watch."

Finn smirked. "You didn't say no!"

@SDMizzen Meanwhile, In Armitage's Quarters:

"You've been nervous these past few days. What's wrong, little weed?"

Rose brushed her fingers through Armie's hair, which had grown out longer since they had met.

@SDMizzen "Come on, Rosie - you can tell me anything."

Her lips parted in anticipation. It was time to be brave.

"Why don't I show you?"

Armitage quirked an eyebrow. "Show me?"

@SDMizzen "Yeah, show you."

His Adam's apple bobbed and he gave her a nod.

With confidence she unbuttoned her shirt and sank to her knees.

There were no words spoken for the next hour.

@SDMizzen 1 day later, Resistance Recreation Room:

"So, how'd it go?" Rey asked conspiratorially.

"Well...at first I felt ridiculous, but he was really into it." She leaned closer to Rey. "Like *really* into it."

@SDMizzen "And it actually didn't hurt at all. He was wonderful."

Rey clapped her hands with glee. "See, I told you!"

"But now, I have more questions...can we talk about voyeurism?"

@SDMizzen "I thought you'd never ask, Tico."

Rose giggled. "Let's just say...I can see how getting caught/watched could be appealing."

@SDMizzen "What do you think they're talking about?" Armitage asked Ben as they approached Rey and Rose.

"I don't know. Probably run of the mill stuff."

Armitage narrowed his eyes, noticing his girlfriend's rosy cheeks. "Somehow, I doubt that."

@SDMizzen Sometime that week:

"Hey Jessika, can you send Recruit Natalie to check on Ben and Rey?" Finn asked.

Jessika rolled her eyes, but she certainly *did not* want to deal with Ben and Rey.

"Recruit Natalie, are you up to it?"

"Sure, Jessika!"

@SDMizzen Natalie headed towards the sparring room and Finn was grinning from ear to ear.

"5."

"4."

"3."

"2."

"WHAT THE PORG? I'M SO SORRY!"

@SDMizzen "You want to take my midnight shift, Jessika? I believe I beat everyone for this morning's betting pool."

Jessika's eyebrows quirked as Ben and Rey came out of the meditation room *not* the sparring room. "Don't speak so soon."

"Wait...a minute?!"

@SDMizzen Right on cue, an apologetic Rose walked out of the sparring room.

"So sorry, Natalie! Welcome to the Resistance!"

Finn's mouth parted in surprise.

Jessika just howled.

@SDMizzen This wasn't the last of incidents that week. Rose and Armitage had taken the porging in public crown and the underground betting pool was not pleased.

"We've really got to switch up our pool."

"Should we have a Reylo *and* a Roux pool?"

"I think we're gonna have to."

@SDMizzen Epilogue:

"Welcome, Recruit Ryan! Can you please check on Commander Tico and Commander Hux?" Natalie asked politely.

"Of course, Natalie!"

Across the hall, Finn gave Natalie a thumbs up.

@SDMizzen "Hey, Finn - Poe wants you in the command room!" Natalie yelled.

"Sure thing, Nat."

As he walked away, he heard Ryan's mortified scream.

He pumped his fist in celebration. Cha-ching! He had won again.

@SDMizzen He turned the corner, whistling towards the command room.

Maybe he would give Poe a nice surprise. After all, he had the night off according to Ryan's mortified scream.

@SDMizzen He opened the door to the room and immediately shrieked. Ben and Rey were in a position he didn't think was possible and now his eyes were burning.

"AH, PORG ME!"

@SDMizzen He covered his eyes and backed out of the command room.

He backed straight into Poe, who was laughing hysterically.

"Yuck." He said out loud.

Poe kissed the top of Finn's head and greeted him with wide grin.

@SDMizzen "Are you DTP?" Poe asked very seriously.

"What are you saying now? My eyes burn." Finn said, clearly still scarred.

"Are you down to porg?"

"I'm leaving now."

"Finn, buddddyyyy."

-FIN-