Moe Murph's Cynical Axioms for Women
With proviso these are generally accurate with limited exceptions. 1.
With proviso these are generally accurate with limited exceptions. 1.
Assume you may have to survive alone. Along with possibly several small and dependent tiny people. Behave accordingly 2.
The 1 day out 100 you lay your true feeling bare is when DudeBro drops out of sight. Doubly si on V'Day.
They are built this way. 3.
They are built this way. 3.
Your cold or flu makes them irritable and increases likelihood they will stay out longer than expected with your cough syrup, and may lose it on way home.
Chronic disease diagnosis or "C" word increases likelihood they will leave for goid
And don't go to prison....that will really chase them away.
And don't go to prison....that will really chase them away.
Poor things will likely pass on before you. Develop your group of fun old ladies NOW.
Female relatives are also more reliable than male folk.
Sons will find it annoying to take you to the podiatrist.
Female relatives are also more reliable than male folk.
Sons will find it annoying to take you to the podiatrist.
Forewarned is forearmed.
Also, Jane Austen movies are FOREVER!
Also, Jane Austen movies are FOREVER!
goid = "good"
