Yesterday I was at my local TESCO’ store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her:
What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her:
that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.2/4
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. 3/4
By now practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story. Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me. Fin. 😂
I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me. Fin. 😂
My daughter just asked me if this was true after I texted it to her. I told her, “Come off it! When have I ever been caught shopping in Tesco?”
