IB: Ooh, I don't think you'd want to buy from us.
Me: But you're the only people in the country I can buy from.
IB: But you won't like the price.
Me: Do I have a choice?
IB: Err, no, I don't believe you do.
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IB: You won't like the price.
Me: Try me.
IB: No, you really wouldn't like the price.
Me: What is the price?
IB: Much more than you'd want to pay.
Me: How can you possibly know that?
IB: Because no one likes our prices.
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IB: Like I said, no one likes the price.
Me: Can I buy from anywhere else?
IB: Err, no.
Me: But unless you tell me your prices, I can't buy from you either.
IB: That's up to you.
Me: I beg your pardon?
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Me: But surely it's up to you to quote me a price, then I can decide whether to buy?
IB: You won't because you won't like the price.
Me: You do sell grain, don't you?
IB: Well, we're the only ones who can.
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IB: What, recently?
Me: Well, let's say: This year?
IB: What, actually sold?
Me: Yes, sold, exchanged for money?
IB: What, sold, this year?
Me: Yes, this year?
IB: Err, no, not actually sold, not this year, no.
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IB: That's correct.
Me: Have you ever heard of the famine in Ethiopia?
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Me, now: I want to repeat that: "Nothing to do with us."
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