Logged in with the intent of making a joke about mushrooms, but then thought better of it because it was kind of a shit-take.
It seems some of you don't approve. Well, you've got your take, I've got mai-take.
🎶We are the champignons, my friend!
As you can undoubtedly tell, I've totally lost my morel compass.
Sigh. Time to log off. 
Pleased to announce that this thread will soon be turned into a concept album by Ben Gibbard, from, you know, Death Cap for Cutie.
The album is about the travails of a little known girl band from the 60s, The Chanterelles.
Their big hit was "Nobody knows the truffles I've seen."
