THREAD: finance men touching their faces while worrying about money. I will add images here as the various markets crash 
I just keep rubbing my eyes and can't believe it's real bro
That coronavirus market just makes you want to cradle your face in your hands and cry
Bro my fingers taste like the minus key on my keyboard
That money line is going down fast bro. I gotta really get deep in there
No homo, bro, but what if we just touched each other's faces once, just to see how it feels
Oh man, the graph went down! This is the worst possible thing that could happen to me
I keep rubbing my eyes, bro, just thinking this will be a bad dream!
500 more points and I may have to sell this gold watch that makes it impossible for me to wash my hands
Gone. It's all gone. At least now there's no way this could get any worse for me personally
I was out there shaking hands with the other bros all day and for what? To see this graph go down? It leaves a bitter, oddly tickling taste in my mouth
