Why didn't any of you tell me someone's making a Jaws Unleashed-inspired "shark RPG" and that's it's coming out literally on my birthday tripwireinteractive.com/#/maneater
I think "you can be the 'garbage can of the ocean'" is the only preorder bonus that has ever worked on me, buying it now 
I just watched a demo, it does the Metroid thing where it starts you with all the powers but then takes them away, except in this case you start as mama shark and then have to play as baby shark. The first mission as baby shark is to eat a guy's hand. Gonna be a good birthday.
What if I convinced @maneatergame that I'm an Influencer and they sent me an early Epic code for my birthday
As the designer of the extremely delisted Sharknado: The Video Game for iOS I am clearly a shark game influencer bare minimum
