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Work from home log:

Lillian (5) enters room.

Me: “Hiya Lillian!”
Lillian: “Hiya Daddy. I have a meeting.”
Me: “With who?”
Lillian: “With you, and my imaginary friend, and your imaginary friends.”
Me: “They are real friends.”
Lillian (whispers): “Not always. I know. I knoooow.”
Sometimes I don’t know how much of it is childlike free association, how much is gripping psychological thriller, and how much is “Kids are *much* sharper than we give them credit for.”

(I sometimes use “a meeting” as excuse to shut door to decrease noise and help concentrate.)
Meeting topic was discussing work priorities:

Lillian: “We need to make money!”
Me: “Well, while that is certainly also a goal, work is also about helping people.”
Lillian: “You help people by making them money!”
Me: “Lots of ways to do that.”
Lillian: “But *you* do money!”
Me: “... Well yes, that is something I do. For example, I help people with businesses...”
Lillian: “And I know it’s computer money! Not paper money! Printer only prints boring papers!”

Boring printer goes sobbbbbb.
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