Thread by @bmay

Following allegations of Russian interference in our #BrexitBritain democratic processes, here’s ‘Rule Britannia’ cheekily re-imagined as a Russian romantic piece, complete with Soviet nostalgie colour scheme. 🇷🇺 🎼
#SundayThoughts #music #piano #sundayvibes #musicislife

I love the #StoolBritannia hashtag. 😂💩

There is possibly a series of Soviet treatments of popular #flagshagger 🇬🇧 tunes to be done actually.

What a choice: crap in your rivers and seas or crap in your house. But the shame is all on us apparently. #BrexitBritain #StoolBritannia #Sewage 🇬🇧

Thanks for all the comments. Alternative #StoolBritannia here:

https://twitter.com/bmay/status/1353762632495472640

Lol

https://twitter.com/fascinatorfun/status/1452376675954667526

Irony has just been buried deep in the Earth’s core. #StoolBritannia #idiocracy #ToryBrexitCarnage

At least Andrea Jenkyns has one fan.

At least the ministers will be able to put all the redundant clean beach Blue Flags in their offices, as they love keeping flags there. 🇬🇧
#StoolBritannia #TorySewageParty

Another beach excrement supporter - odd really, she looks like a person so full of civic and environmental responsibility.
#TorySewageParty #StoolBritannia #idiocracy

I wonder which other European countries are currently facing the unfortunate dilemma of choosing between sewage exploding up drains into domestic homes or letting it roam free in rivers and seas. 🤔 #SewageParty #Sewage #TorySewageParty #TorySewage #idiocracy #brextshit

Sittin' in the mornin' sun
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' comes
Watching the shits roll in
Then I watch 'em roll away again, yeah 🎶 😎
#torysewagesongs #rawsewagesongs #stoolbritannia #sewageparty #TorySewage #Sewage #SewageScandal

Congratulations to the inventor of the #TurdReich hashtag.

😂

Crap in the air too… 💩
#TorySewageParty #SewageScandal #ToryBritain

https://twitter.com/mikegalsworthy/status/1452650025457233938

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https://twitter.com/bylinetv/status/1451906160014118916