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Incident report: Pizza party for a successful alpha release ruined. A white employee ordered a "supreme" pizza. The supremacy is everywhere.
Incident Report: Worried employee admitted they have family in Houston, Texas (an intolerant state). Written reprimand given. #Hurricaine
Incident Report: A report of intolerance over the weekend was actually gluten related. Please disregard. The employee has been unfired.
Incident Report: Copy of Wall Street Journal found on campus. Security teams are reviewing camera footage. Please remain calm.
Incident Report: Employee turned down rainbow sprinkles on a donut today and was written up for anti-LGBT microaggresion.
Incident Report: a YouTube engineer argued that a video represented diverse opinion, but the content creator was a white male. What?
Incident Report: Google's workplace insurer asked about new employee's genders before starting insurance coverage. Why would that matter?
Incident Report: Male manager said a female employee turned in her code reviews "weekly", but we know he really meant "weakly".
Fired.
Fired.
Incident Report: male employee celebrated labor day even though cishet men don't even *go* into labor.
Gender appropriation.
Gender appropriation.
Incident Report: Cultural Miscegenation reported in cafeteria after employee appropiated ketchup (originally Chinese) onto *French* fries.
Incident Report:
*Microaggression trigger warning*
Employee referred to America as a "melting pot", was fired for cultural appropriation.
*Microaggression trigger warning*
Employee referred to America as a "melting pot", was fired for cultural appropriation.
Incident Report:
Third knee injury from overuse this weekend. Kneel responsibly people!
Third knee injury from overuse this weekend. Kneel responsibly people!
Incident Report:
Employee still using wrong pronouns. He will need extra training on the different pronunciations of Xir, Zher, and Xher.
Employee still using wrong pronouns. He will need extra training on the different pronunciations of Xir, Zher, and Xher.
Incident Report:
"Facts"
"Facts"
Incident Report: Fired programmer implied that neither of the men in a gay couple could get pregnant.
No retraining can fix that bigotry.
No retraining can fix that bigotry.
Incident Report:
Programmer needed retraining after admitting to using binary in his project.
Google is a safe, non-binary workplace.
Programmer needed retraining after admitting to using binary in his project.
Google is a safe, non-binary workplace.
Incident Report:
A data analyst admitted to *whitening* data in a project. I can't even shaking rn so supremacist.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitening…
A data analyst admitted to *whitening* data in a project. I can't even shaking rn so supremacist.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitening…
