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We have found a speedboat. On a road. In Doncaster. THREAD: 
First we had a car in a pond. Now we have a speedboat on a road. Just another day in Doncaster, apparently?!
You’re probably thinking “Hang on, but Doncaster is 44.77 miles from the seaside?”. Well, you’d be correct.
Despite our land-locked location, some funny person has decided to dump a boat directly under a no fly-tipping sign.
We’re all in stitches.
Seriously, even the boat looks embarrassed!
Fortunately, we have trained Enforcement officers who specialise in investigating fly-tipping.
Our Enforcement team had a wonderful day on the boat, combing it for clues to catch the culprit.
One line of investigation is that this guy could be involved.
Once we catch the culprit they could get a Fixed Penalty Notice, a suspended sentence, or maybe a more…nautical punishment would be fitting
The boat has now been removed and, having been investigated further, is now in boat heaven.
That's it for this week's #TuesdayTales - who knows what we'll be talking about next week?? #ThisismyDoncaster
Thanks to @tobyfoster @BBCSheffield and @rotherhamtiser for their interest in the speedboat mystery.
