Bob is a vegan. He opposes child labor. He believes we should protect the environment.
He's a serial killer who has tortured and murdered 14 people.
He likes "Big Bang Theory". He pays his taxes. He served in the military.
He collects fingers.
Loves cats. Has three of them.
He's a serial killer who has tortured and murdered 14 people.
He likes "Big Bang Theory". He pays his taxes. He served in the military.
He collects fingers.
Loves cats. Has three of them.
Bob is a "really nice guy" according to coworkers and his close friends. He always leaves the toilet seat down and often picks up the check.
His first "kill" was at 23.
Happily married for five years. You can find him at Home Depot on many weekends.
Makes a mean lasagna.
His first "kill" was at 23.
Happily married for five years. You can find him at Home Depot on many weekends.
Makes a mean lasagna.
Bob hands out the best candy at Halloween. All the local kids love him.
His youngest victim was 14. It's been two years. Her parents are still searching.
He donates to your fave charity. He always brings great wine to your dinner party.
His lawn is always properly manicured.
His youngest victim was 14. It's been two years. Her parents are still searching.
He donates to your fave charity. He always brings great wine to your dinner party.
His lawn is always properly manicured.
Bob is a serial killer but that doesn't mean he hates people. There were people at his wedding. His wife is a "people", after all.
He has a shelf of books on forensics. He's a plumber. Everyone thinks he's just really eclectic.
He always waves. Always. Waves.
He has a shelf of books on forensics. He's a plumber. Everyone thinks he's just really eclectic.
He always waves. Always. Waves.
Bob has a quirky tattoo of Prince on his bicep. His younger days. You love Prince. Bob is cool.
He dissolved their bodies in acid at a remote site.
Always changes his oil and rotates his tires. Reads the Terms of Service. Washes his hands even when no towels are present.
He dissolved their bodies in acid at a remote site.
Always changes his oil and rotates his tires. Reads the Terms of Service. Washes his hands even when no towels are present.
Bob is well-read. Bob has read your favorite book. Bob is a great conversationalist.
He made them beg for their lives as he tortured them. He liked the sound.
He attends PTA meetings. He washes the dishes. He DVRs episodes of his wife's fave shows when she's late at work.
He made them beg for their lives as he tortured them. He liked the sound.
He attends PTA meetings. He washes the dishes. He DVRs episodes of his wife's fave shows when she's late at work.
Bob is a mass-murdering fuckhead. Bob does not deserve "nuance" because Bob tortured and killed a bunch of people. Stop giving Bob nuance. @nytimes, STOP GIVING BOB NUANCE.
Oh shit, I forgot to mention: Bob is definitely a white dude. But he's a nice-looking white dude who says all the right white dude things.
