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Having trouble understanding what SJWs say?

1. You're not alone.
2. It may be simply a case of misunderstanding. They speak their own language, the beauty of which lies in its simplicity.

This dictionary helps you translate SJW talk into English and achieve word peace.
SJW-English Dictionary 01

socialism

A wonderful, equal, just and fair political system. Every good person wants to live in it. (The only exception are the people who actually live under socialism. They usually try to escape from it, the ungrateful bastards!)
SJW-English Dictionary 02

equality

1. preferential treatment
2. quotas to ensure preferential treatment
3. suppressing others to ensure preferential treatment
4. I don't care why I'm behind. I shouldn't be.
5. equality

See also: socialism, communism, feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 03

inequality

1. difference in capabilities
2. difference in persistence
3. difference in work ethic
4. any kind off difference
5. inequality

See also: privilege.
SJW-English Dictionary 04

privilege

1. intact, loving family
2. innate capabilities
3. hard work
4. achievement
5. privilege

See also: inequality.
SJW-English Dictionary 05

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
2. hatred of men
3. hatred of babies
4. hatred of women
5. hatred of self
6. intersectionality

See also: equality, inequality, intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 06

reproductive rights

1. abortion
2. abortion
3. abortion
4. everything else

See also: feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 07

whiteness

1. anything mathematics says
2. anything science says
3. anything common sense says
4. anything decency says

See also: racism.
SJW-English Dictionary 08

Western Civilization

1. The root of all evil. As an act of self-sacrifice, all SJWs live there, constantly resisting the temptation to move to a better part of the world.
2. The civilization with these words on its headstone: "We deserved our fate".
SJW-English Dictionary 09

unconscious bias

It doesn't matter what you say or do, we know you're a bad person.
SJW-English Dictionary 10

decency

At the time of writing, this word is missing from the SJW language.
SJW-English Dictionary 11

microaggression

1. The ability to take offense even at the most benign words or actions of a person, often on somebody else's behalf.
2. I'm offended. I'll figure out why later.

See also: unconscious bias.
SJW-English Dictionary 12

safe space

1. a kindergarten
2. a place with the same functions as a kindergarten for adults
SJW-English Dictionary 13

body positivity

The idea that every woman should like her body, with the exception of the thin and the attractive. Also, men should be attracted to unattractive women. Furthermore, biology and medical science should be banned.

See also: feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 14

intersectionality

The idea that society should be hierarchical, and your place in the hierarchy should be determined at birth by your race, gender, class, etc.

Important: you're not allowed to criticize those above you.

See also: victim index.
SJW-English Dictionary 15

victim index

Your place in the intersectional hierarchy. A white male is at the bottom. A white female is higher. A POC male is even higher. A POC female is even higher, etc.

But: a conservative is always at the bottom.

See also: intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 16

free speech

A harmful environment where everybody is allowed to talk, irrespective of their victim index. Therefore, an open revolt against intersectionality, and equality.

See also: victim index, intersectionality, equality.
SJW-English Dictionary 17

stereotype

1. a well-known statistical fact we don't like
2. any fact we don't like
3. something you're not supposed to know
4. stereotype

See also: feminism, racism, intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 18

cultural appropriation

The idea that members of the Western Culture shouldn't adopt elements of other cultures. (An idea shared by SJWs and white supremacists alike.)

See also: racism, multiculturalism.
SJW-English Dictionary 19

pro-choice

To support a woman's right not to see the human face in the ultrasound image.

See also: reproductive rights, feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 20

systemic racism

A notion, according to which, POC can't (and shouldn't) succeed in life without outside help. And if they do, it's a kind of impoliteness towards the SJW community.

See also: racism.
SJW-English Dictionary 21

the right side of history

The side of Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, and the other comrades.

Their 100 million victims might not agree. But you can't argue with utilitarian ethics just because you ended up on the wrong side of the calculation, can you?
SJW-English Dictionary 22

harmful

1. something that makes you hurt or ill
2. something that makes you think

Examples: some very harmful books, especially for SJWs
Solzhenitsyn: One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
Koestler: Darkness at Noon
Bulgakov: The Master and Margarita
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