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SJW-English Dictionary @Zemoeki1
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Having trouble understanding what SJWs say?

1. You're not alone.
2. It may be simply a case of misunderstanding. They speak their own language, the beauty of which lies in its simplicity.

This dictionary helps you translate SJW talk into English and achieve word peace.
SJW-English Dictionary 01

socialism

A wonderful, equal, just and fair political system. Every good person wants to live in it. (The only exception are the people who actually live under socialism. They usually try to escape from it, the ungrateful bastards!)
SJW-English Dictionary 02

equality

1. preferential treatment
2. quotas to ensure preferential treatment
3. suppressing others to ensure preferential treatment
4. I don't care why I'm behind. I shouldn't be.
5. equality

See also: socialism, communism, feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 03

inequality

1. difference in capabilities
2. difference in persistence
3. difference in work ethic
4. any kind off difference
5. inequality

See also: privilege.
SJW-English Dictionary 04

privilege

1. intact, loving family
2. innate capabilities
3. hard work
4. achievement
5. privilege

See also: inequality.
SJW-English Dictionary 05

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
2. hatred of men
3. hatred of babies
4. hatred of women
5. hatred of self
6. intersectionality

See also: equality, inequality, intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 06

reproductive rights

1. abortion
2. abortion
3. abortion
4. everything else

See also: feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 07

whiteness

1. anything mathematics says
2. anything science says
3. anything common sense says
4. anything decency says

See also: racism.
SJW-English Dictionary 08

Western Civilization

1. The root of all evil. As an act of self-sacrifice, all SJWs live there, constantly resisting the temptation to move to a better part of the world.
2. The civilization with these words on its headstone: "We deserved our fate".
SJW-English Dictionary 09

unconscious bias

It doesn't matter what you say or do, we know you're a bad person.
SJW-English Dictionary 10

decency

At the time of writing, this word is missing from the SJW language.
SJW-English Dictionary 11

microaggression

1. The ability to take offense even at the most benign words or actions of a person, often on somebody else's behalf.
2. I'm offended. I'll figure out why later.

See also: unconscious bias.
SJW-English Dictionary 12

safe space

1. a kindergarten
2. a place with the same functions as a kindergarten for adults
SJW-English Dictionary 13

body positivity

The idea that every woman should like her body, with the exception of the thin and the attractive. Also, men should be attracted to unattractive women. Furthermore, biology and medical science should be banned.

See also: feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 14

intersectionality

The idea that society should be hierarchical, and your place in the hierarchy should be determined at birth by your race, gender, class, etc.

Important: you're not allowed to criticize those above you.

See also: victim index.
SJW-English Dictionary 15

victim index

Your place in the intersectional hierarchy. A white male is at the bottom. A white female is higher. A POC male is even higher. A POC female is even higher, etc.

But: a conservative is always at the bottom.

See also: intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 16

free speech

A harmful environment where everybody is allowed to talk, irrespective of their victim index. Therefore, an open revolt against intersectionality, and equality.

See also: victim index, intersectionality, equality.
SJW-English Dictionary 17

stereotype

1. a well-known statistical fact we don't like
2. any fact we don't like
3. something you're not supposed to know
4. stereotype

See also: feminism, racism, intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 18

cultural appropriation

The idea that members of the Western Culture shouldn't adopt elements of other cultures. (An idea shared by SJWs and white supremacists alike.)

See also: racism, multiculturalism.
SJW-English Dictionary 19

pro-choice

To support a woman's right not to see the human face in the ultrasound image.

See also: reproductive rights, feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 20

systemic racism

A notion, according to which, POC can't (and shouldn't) succeed in life without outside help. And if they do, it's a kind of impoliteness towards the SJW community.

See also: racism.
SJW-English Dictionary 21

the right side of history

The side of Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, and the other comrades.

Their 100 million victims might not agree. But you can't argue with utilitarian ethics just because you ended up on the wrong side of the calculation, can you?
SJW-English Dictionary 22

harmful

1. something that makes you hurt or ill
2. something that makes you think

Examples: some very harmful books, especially for SJWs
Solzhenitsyn: One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
Koestler: Darkness at Noon
Bulgakov: The Master and Margarita
SJW-English Dictionary 23

50-50 rule

The solid argument that women, being half of the population, should have at least half of the jobs in certain occupations, selected by the feminists.

Women and everybody else only have to comply.

See also: feminism, equality.
SJW-English Dictionary 24

TERF (Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist)

A feminist who is not aware of the fact that transgender people sit higher in the intersectional hierarchy than women, therefore she isn't allowed to criticize them.

See also: feminism, intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 25

ally

A person who has the irresistible urge to constantly prove their loyalty towards those above them in the intersectional hierarchy.

It requires a healthy mixture of servility and self-importance.

See also: consensual feminism, intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 26

(positive) atheism

The strong conviction that other people shouldn't believe in things they can't prove.

See also: humanism, reason.
SJW-English Dictionary 27

anti-fascists

A group of very humble citizens (they cover their faces in public) whose aim is to smash fascism, capitalism, sexism, racism, homophobia, Islamophobia, and people they don't like. They also seem to be in some disagreement with trash cans.
SJW-English Dictionary 28

cancerous tumor
parasite
tapeworm
virus
mushroom
non-human
blob of cells
uterus squatter

In certain cases, the SJW language is rich in synonyms.
All the expressions above refer to an unborn human being.

See also: feminism, humanism.
SJW-English Dictionary 29

Uncle Tom

A friendly reminder that a conservative black person loses their place in the intersectional hierarchy and for all intents and purposes, becomes a straight white male.

See also: racism, intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 30

manspreading

Men sitting with their legs spread wide.

Is complaining about it a subconscious longing for a bygone era when men knew not just how to sit properly, but also that a gentleman doesn't sit while a lady stands? Or is it just feminism?
SJW-English Dictionary 31

new pronouns (zie, ve, per, etc.)

The old pronouns (he, she) show gender. The new ones show how easy it is to force the other 99.4% of the population into submission if you sit sufficiently high in the intersectional hierarchy.

See also: equality.
SJW-English Dictionary 32

mansplaining

Any deviation from the following generous list of utterances available for men when talking to women:

(listens attentively)
(listens more)
"Yes, ma'am"
"I quite agree with you"
"That must've been hard for you"
"I'm so ashamed to be a man"
SJW-English Dictionary 33

racism

1. treating everybody equally, without regard to their race, sex, class, etc.
2. refusing to believe it's 1860
3. being white
4. having borders, laws, rules, a culture
5. racism (if it's against POC)

See also: anti-racism, intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 34

gender

This isn't just a word, but a test too. Which of these statements do you agree with:

1. There are only 2, and they must be eliminated.
2. There are many, and they must be celebrated.

(Hint: if you don't choose both, you're a bigot.)
Good luck!
SJW-English Dictionary 35

reparations

The idea that one group of society must pay for the injustice their ancestors (or others) committed. And another group must be compensated for the injustice their ancestors (or others) had to endure.

See also: racism, justice.
SJW-English Dictionary 36

patriarchy

Worked hard to support his family.
Loved his wife and she loved him.
Was immensely proud of his children.
Fought for his country.
Never suspected that he oppressed and exploited women.

No doubt, the world is a better place without him.
SJW-English Dictionary 37

BIPOC

An enhanced version of the acronym POC, illustrating the fact that blacks and indigenous people sit higher in the intersectional hierarchy than other people of color. Further changes are expected in this field, as the ranking process progresses.
SJW-English Dictionary 38

violence

1. an act of war such as bombing a city
2. intentionally misgendering transgender people
3. raping women
4. aggressively not "Like"-ing marginalized people's tweets
5. a terrorist attack
6. not always believing what women say
SJW-English Dictionary 39

hate speech

Speech that attacks a person or group based on their race, gender, religion, or sexual orientation. Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight. In this case, it's called intersectional feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 40

Boy Scouts

Another fallen bastion of the patriarchy: at long last, girls are allowed to join the organization.

Fortunately, there's no need to change the Girl Scouts: they've always been inclusive of girls.

See also: feminism, equality.
SJW-English Dictionary 41

marginalized people

People who have the right to tell others when and where they're allowed to speak, what they're allowed to say, what they're allowed to wear, and what they're allowed to form an opinion on - the classic signs of being marginalized.
SJW-English Dictionary 42

pride

The feeling inspired by being attracted to your own sex, or not identifying with your own sex.

A reminder: there's now a K in the acronym LGBTQQICAPF2K+. Remember to change your passwords accordingly.
SJW-English Dictionary 43

transsmart

A person who is stupid, but identifies as smart. They face a lot of discrimination: IQ tests, ACT, SAT, etc. They're vastly underrepresented in STEM and practically forced to enter the much more inclusive fields of social sciences and media.
SJW-English Dictionary 44

Donald Trump

A racist, white supremacist, sexist chain tweeter, a Russian bot, not my president, not xyr president, not zer president. And he keeps his enemies in a hypnotic state in which they can't help campaigning for him laboriously every day. Sad?
SJW-English Dictionary 45

diversity

1. less whites
2. less men
3. less straight people
4. less white men
5. less straight men
6. less straight white men
7. less Asians
8. less Asian men
9. less straight Asian men
10. diversity

See also: racism, anti-racism, feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 46

Black Lives Matter

Not to be confused with the racist variant "All Lives Matter". Or even with "All Black Lives Matter". It only refers to the lives of black people killed by police.

Therefore, the correct translation is "Certain Black Lives Matter".
SJW-English Dictionary 47

every child deserves to be wanted

A somewhat peculiar way of saying that unwanted children should be killed in the womb.

See also: pro-choice, humanism, feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 48

Islamophobia

The irrational fear of Islam. Irrational since Islam will never conquer the West. True, the West will fall very soon, but only because the Western man fails to perform his primary duty to defend his family, country and culture.
SJW-English Dictionary 49

argument

A reason given for or against a matter under discussion. Common examples:

You're wrong because
- you're a male
- you're a breeder
- you're cis
- you're white
- you're Asian
- you're not an American
- you're like Hitler and should be silenced.
SJW-English Dictionary 50

democratic socialist

The person who lives upstairs from the rational feminist, right next door to the friendly nazi.

See also: Yeti, Bigfoot.
SJW-English Dictionary 51

Critical theory

Pure mathematics builds a world of its own. Its theorems are eternally valid whether they have any relevance in the real world or not.
Critical theory is much like that, only without mathematics' beauty, elegance, and, of course, logic.
SJW-English Dictionary 52

classical music

The heart of Western culture. It's racist, sexist, full of toxic masculinity and white privilege. You should avoid it at all costs because you might realize it's one of the greatest achievements of humanity.

SJW-English Dictionary 53

women should always be believed

Since women don't lie, if a woman accuses a man he should be convicted without proof. Yes, sometimes we'll end up punishing the innocent. But it's a price a good feminist is always willing to pay.

See also: feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 54

all cultures are equal

The postmodernist idea that all cultures are of the same value, therefore Western culture should be destroyed.

See also: multiculturalism, progress, equality.
SJW-English Dictionary 55

open borders

The idea that it's a basic human right to live in the West, so these countries should open their borders for everybody. It probably will happen, and if you don't know what it'll be like, just imagine a dam opening its floodgates.
SJW-English Dictionary 56

victimhood

The only acceptable state of mind for POC, women, and anybody else ranking higher than straight white men in the intersectional hierarchy. It not only guarantees constant failure, but also provides a perfect excuse for it.

See also: racism.
SJW-English Dictionary 57

ageism

Stereotyping or discrimination based on people's age.

In other words: "the young people think the old people are fools -- but the old people know the young people are fools." (Agatha Christie)
SJW-English Dictionary 58

nobody is illegal

Translations for those who want to see how well this phrase works abroad:
Spanish: nadie es ilegal
Arabic: لا أحد غير قانوني
Turkish: kimse yasa dişi
Chinese: 没有人是非法的
Hungarian: senki sem illegális

Report back if you can!
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 1

ally
SJW-English Dictionary 36 / Example 1

patriarchy
SJW-English Dictionary 45 / Corrected Version

diversity

1. fewer whites
2. fewer men
3. fewer straight people
4. fewer white men
5. fewer straight men
6. fewer straight white men
7. fewer Asians
8. fewer Asian men
9. fewer straight Asian men
10. diversity

See also: racism.
SJW-English Dictionary 56 / Example 1

victimhood

"People with a grudge against the world are always dangerous. They seem to think life owes them something. ... It's what's in yourself that makes you happy or unhappy." (Agatha Christie: A Murder Is Announced)
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 1

feminism

2. hatred of men

Emily McCombs, Deputy Editor, HuffPost:
SJW-English Dictionary 17 / Example 1

stereotype

From Szathmári: Kazohinia
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 2

ally

The board of directors of a Swedish builders' trade union.
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 2

feminism

5. hatred of self

Before and after images:

ebaumsworld.com/pictures/37-wo…
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 1

racism

3. being white

Ashleigh Shackelford, cultural writer:

liveleak.com/view?i=075_150…
SJW-English Dictionary 08 / Example 1

Western Civilization

2. The civilization with these words on its headstone: "We deserved our fate".

Stefanie von Berg, serving on Hamburg's City Council, on Germany abolishing itself: das ist gut so!

SJW-English Dictionary 07 / Example 1

whiteness

1. anything mathematics says

Rochelle Gutiérrez, a professor of education at UIUC: "on many levels, mathematics itself operates as Whiteness." "Things cannot be known objectively" (citing Anzaldúa).

campusreform.org/?ID=10005
SJW-English Dictionary 30 / Example 1

manspreading

In this case, it's just feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 53 / Example 1

women should always be believed

Emily Lindin, Teen Vogue writer:
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 2

racism

3. being white

Robin DiAngelo, expert on whiteness: "The jig is up: all white people are racist".

See also: ally.

SJW-English Dictionary 43 / Example 1

transsmart

David Hogg, activist and New York Times bestseller author: "guns have more rights than women".
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 3

feminism

2. hatred of men

Dina D. Pomeranz, professor of development economics: male academics, don't grab women by the genitals.
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 3

ally

"Dear Woman" - this surreal video inevitably evokes the question: whom do feminist allies despise more, themselves or women? We might never know.

SJW-English Dictionary 59

civility
consequence
critical thinking
merit
personal responsibility
proof

These words and expressions are yet to appear in the SJW language.

See also: decency.
SJW-English Dictionary 23 / Example 1

50-50 rule

STEM is one of the selected areas.

Bill Nye, the Science Guy:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 4

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid

Dr. Victoria Bateman, fellow and lecturer at Cambridge University, on why she protests naked:

SJW-English Dictionary 31 / Example 1

new pronouns (zie, ve, per, etc.)

"A person who intentionally and repeatedly refuses to use an individual’s preferred pronoun would be subject to fines (that could reach as high as $250,000 for multiple violations)"

snopes.com/fact-check/tra…
SJW-English Dictionary 31 / Example 2

new pronouns (zie, ve, per, etc.)

A. W. Peet, professor of physics at UofT: misgendering someone is illegal.
SJW-English Dictionary 15 / Example 1

victim index

The intersectional chain of command.
SJW-English Dictionary 32 / Example 1

mansplaining

If a man explains something to a woman without her asking for it, it's mansplaining.
SJW-English Dictionary 08 / Example 2

Western Civilization

As an act of self-sacrifice, all SJWs live there, constantly resisting the temptation to move to a better part of the world.
SJW-English Dictionary 31 / Example 3

new pronouns (zie, ve, per, etc.)

"In a world where transgender pregnancies are increasingly commonplace, only women emoji are allowed to be pregnant."

abc.net.au/news/2018-02-1…
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 4

ally
SJW-English Dictionary 31 / Example 4

new pronouns (zie, ve, per, etc.)

What to do when a person uses 2 sets of pronouns?
SJW-English Dictionary 49 / Example 1

argument

Debating abortion:

SJW-English Dictionary 31 / Example 5

new pronouns (zie, ve, per, etc.)

Zinnia Jones, science writer: straight men should date trans women.
SJW-English Dictionary 49 / Example 2

argument

Debating racism:

SJW-English Dictionary 60

conversational health work

The shadow banning of bad people on Twitter. It can't be censorship since it's done with AI, machine learning, rocket science, and intersectional theory. See a full explanation in SJW language here:
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 5

ally

. . . a healthy mixture of servility and self-importance.
SJW-English Dictionary 61

shadow banning

Twitter's definition: surreptitiously making somebody's tweets undiscoverable to everybody else. They never do this - you can always read the tweets of the accounts you follow if you go to their profiles.

Source:
blog.twitter.com/official/en_us…
SJW-English Dictionary 15 / Example 2

victim index

... a conservative is always at the bottom.
SJW-English Dictionary 17 / Example 2

stereotype

1. a well-known statistical fact we don't like

SJW-English Dictionary 52 / Example 1

classical music

The healing power of Bach's music:

slippedisc.com/2018/05/an-art…
SJW-English Dictionary 19 / Example 1

pro-choice

To support a woman's right not to see the human face in the ultrasound image.
Or the results of abortion.

facebook.com/danielle.blanc…
SJW-English Dictionary 32 / Example 1a

mansplaining

If a man explains something to a woman without her asking for it, it's mansplaining.

Patrícia Rossini from the team that will "work with Twitter on promoting healthier discussions", retweeting Example 1:
SJW-English Dictionary 55 / Example 1

open borders

Jeffrey Miron, director of undergraduate studies in the Department of Economics at Harvard University: "time for the U.S. to have open borders". "Immigrants will not flood into America".

eu.usatoday.com/story/opinion/…
SJW-English Dictionary 14 / Example 1

intersectionality

Race is more important than gender.

Amy Kishek, Palestinian-Canadian feminist lawyer:
SJW-English Dictionary 41 / Example 1

marginalized people

The privileges of the marginalized:
SJW-English Dictionary 45 / Example 1

diversity

nytimes.com/2018/07/27/us/…
SJW-English Dictionary 49 / Example 3

argument

Not everybody is allowed to have an opinion on abortion:
SJW-English Dictionary 62

anti-racism

Fighting racism, especially by:

treating everybody in accordance with the racial hierarchy of intersectionality,
treating all white people as racists, and
destroying Western Civilization in general.

See also: racism, intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 14 / Example 2

intersectionality

Librarianship must be intersectional too:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 5

feminism

2. hatred of men

Lena Dunham, actress, writer, on Father's Day:
SJW-English Dictionary 50 / Example 1

democratic socialist

Meagan Day, staff writer at the socialist magazine Jacobin and a member of DSA: "in the long run, democratic socialists want to end capitalism".

vox.com/first-person/2…
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 6

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid

The fight for the one-piece swimsuit emoji:

nytimes.com/2018/07/31/sty…
SJW-English Dictionary 20 / Example 1

systemic racism

Chelsea Handler, comedian, TV personality and psychic: POC are incapable of getting IDs:
SJW-English Dictionary 02 / Example 1

equality

1. preferential treatment

Julie Bindel, feminist author:
SJW-English Dictionary 14 / Example 3

intersectionality

The intersectional hierarchy in a nutshell:
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 3

racism

3. being white
5. racism (if it's against POC)

David S. Joachim, editor, Bloomberg News:
SJW-English Dictionary 54 / Example 1

all cultures are equal

Tolerating the Hindu caste system in Britain:

julesgomes.com/single-post/Br…
SJW-English Dictionary 29 / Example 1

Uncle Tom

There are no respectable black Trump supporters:

theroot.com/the-8-kinds-of…
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 4

racism

3. being white

A poster for white college students: you must unlearn your racism.

claremontindependent.com/pomona-college…
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 7

feminism

5. hatred of self

When you realize what your life could be like without constantly hating men:

honey.nine.com.au/2018/08/03/13/…
SJW-English Dictionary 56 / Example 2

victimhood

How to ruin your life if you're black by living in a permanent state of victimhood. Main requirements: self-pity, resentment, hatred. A tragicomically absurd article:

everydayfeminism.com/2018/07/white-…
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 6

ally

For a white ally, nothing else but race should matter.
SJW-English Dictionary 63

capitalism

An unjust, oppressive economic system that rather inexplicably makes many people live well. Of course, it should be overthrown anyway because it's much better if everybody but the party leaders is poor than if some people are very rich.
SJW-English Dictionary 62 / Example 1

anti-racism

Zack Beauchamp, senior reporter, Vox: hating whites is anti-racism.
SJW-English Dictionary 60 / Example 1

conversational health work

Benjamin Franklin: "in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and a shadow ban on Twitter".
SJW-English Dictionary 02 / Example 2

equality

1. preferential treatment

E. Oliver Whitney, culture critic: cis actors shouldn't play trans roles, trans actors should play cis roles.

SJW-English Dictionary 02 / Example 3

equality

Guy Branum, comedian, writer: enslaving innocent people is equality.
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 7

ally

. . . a healthy mixture of servility and self-importance.
SJW-English Dictionary 16 / Example 1

free speech

Lisa Hofmann-Kuroda, writer, teacher and political organizer: free speech activists want the same thing as neo-nazis.

wearyourvoicemag.com/more/politics/…
SJW-English Dictionary 34 / Example 1

gender

Treating children as collateral damage: "gender confusion is a small price to pay for social progress."

SJW-English Dictionary 08 / Example 3

Western Civilization

As an act of self-sacrifice, all SJWs live there.

Kate Morgan, critic, writer, filmmaker, teacher: the US is not much better than North Korea.

medium.com/@kateelizabeth…
SJW-English Dictionary 55 / Example 2

open borders

Greek pro-refugee activists: "your" borders are a crime.
SJW-English Dictionary 15 / Example 3

victim index

A POC male sits higher in the intersectional hierarchy than a white female, and therefore can say whatever he wants about her.
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 5

racism

Gary Bainbridge, columnist for the Daily Mirror: knowing Islam isn't a race is racism.
SJW-English Dictionary 13 / Example 1

body positivity

Jill Andrew, writer, speaker, on the dangers of the "thin epidemic":

SJW-English Dictionary 31 / Example 6

new pronouns (zie, ve, per, etc.)

Judge: "students do not have a fundamental privacy right to not share school restrooms, lockers, and showers with transgender students whose biological sex is different than theirs".
lifesitenews.com/news/judge-uph…
SJW-English Dictionary 62 / Example 2

anti-racism

. . . treating all white people as racists

Lara Witt, writer: all white people are racist.
SJW-English Dictionary 15 / Example 4

victim index

Race beats gender identity.
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 8

ally

. . . a healthy mixture of servility and self-importance.
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 8

feminism

2. hatred of men

Suzanna Danuta Walters, a professor of sociology and director of the Women’s, Gender, and Sexuality Studies Program at Northeastern University: "it seems logical to hate men".

washingtonpost.com/opinions/why-c…
SJW-English Dictionary 14 / Example 4

intersectionality

Important: you're not allowed to criticize those above you.

Angela Watson, author, educational consultant:
SJW-English Dictionary 01 / Example 1

socialism

A nerve-racking video from 1988: people trying to escape from East Berlin by swimming across the Spree river.

SJW-English Dictionary 21 / Example 1

the right side of history

Grover Furr, English professor at Montclair State University: "I have yet to find one crime that Stalin committed".

facebook.com/FilmYourMarxis…
SJW-English Dictionary 53 / Example 2

women should always be believed

Catherine Comins, assistant dean of student life at Vassar College on unjustly accused men: "They have a lot of pain, but it is not a pain that I would necessarily have spared them."
SJW-English Dictionary 64

incel

Involuntary celibate: a straight man who is unable to find a sexual partner. They say they just want equal access to sex. They don't understand that nobody owes them anything.

The word has no equivalent in the female world.

See also: feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 6

racism

Twitter's popular Racism WatchDog: it's OK to be white, but saying it is racism.
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 9

feminism

2. hatred of men

Andrea Dworkin, radical feminist and writer: "under patriarchy, every woman's son is her potential betrayer and also the inevitable rapist or exploiter of another woman".
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 10

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
2. hatred of men
4. hatred of women
SJW-English Dictionary 65

transphobia

1. The idea that the interests of 99.4% of the population should also be taken into account.
2. The idea that we shouldn't quite deny biology.

See also: feminism, racism, heteronormativity.
SJW-English Dictionary 18 / Example 1

cultural appropriation

The racial hierarchy must be observed within the Latino community as well.
SJW-English Dictionary 53 / Example 3

women should always be believed

Unless, of course, the accused is a valuable feminist ally.

theatlantic.com/entertainment/…
SJW-English Dictionary 34 / Example 1

gender

1. There are only 2, and they must be eliminated.

Biology confirming what everybody but the feminists knows: women are different from men.

yalealumnimagazine.com/articles/4731-…
SJW-English Dictionary 19 / Example 2

pro-choice

Italo Calvino, journalist, writer: an unwanted human being is not human.
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 11

feminism

4. hatred of women

Maria Popova, writer on motherhood: "what does it say about a culture when its only national holiday celebrating womanhood celebrates women’s uterine capacity or adoptive aspirations?".
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 9

ally

. . . a healthy mixture of servility and self-importance.

Shumita Basu, host, producer and reporter at WNYC: "Fellow journos, you in?"
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 7

racism

5. racism (if it's against POC)

Moira Donegan, writer: not using the SJW definition of racism is often a willful misunderstanding:
SJW-English Dictionary 08 / Example 4

Western Civilization

2. The civilization with these words on its headstone: "We deserved our fate".

Barbara John, German politician: "the trend towards the rapidly growing proportion of migrants is irreversible".

tagesspiegel.de/politik/migrat…
SJW-English Dictionary 13 / Example 2

body positivity

Cora Harrington, blogger: being thin is a privilege.
SJW-English Dictionary 15 / Example 5

victim index

Being black is more important than being queer.

Hari Ziyad, editor-in-chief of RaceBaitR:

blackyouthproject.com/keep-white-fri…
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 8

racism

5. racism (if it's against POC)

Fortunately, you can't be racist against white people.

nytimes.com/2017/11/11/opi…
SJW-English Dictionary 29 / Example 2

Uncle Tom

. . . a conservative black person loses their place in the intersectional hierarchy and for all intents and purposes, becomes a straight white male.

Twitter's Racism WatchDog:
SJW-English Dictionary 19 / Example 3

pro-choice

When talking about abortion, you should never mention the dead human being.

Ilyse Hogue, president of NARAL:
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 9

racism

5. racism (if it's against POC)

A succinct explanation:

SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 12

feminism

2. hatred of men

Sofie Hagen, comedian: it's really hard not to hate men.

SJW-English Dictionary 66

political spectrum

The number of all possible political positions is relatively small: you're either an SJW, or a conservative (aka Christian, aka right-wing, aka bigot, aka alt-right, aka white supremacist, aka nazi, aka fascist).
SJW-English Dictionary 54 / Example 2

all cultures are equal

An Indonesian court has sentenced a woman who complained about a noisy mosque to 18 months in prison for blasphemy.

www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/cwn/20…
SJW-English Dictionary 65 / Example 1

transphobia

Dr. Rachel McKinnon, assistant professor of philosophy: biology is transphobic.
SJW-English Dictionary 13 / Example 3

body positivity

The intersectional hierarchy must be observed within the body positivity movement as well.
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 13

feminism

Feminism empowers women.
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 10

racism

5. racism (if it's against POC)

Tiffanie Drayton, freelance writer: you can't be racist against white people.

dailydot.com/irl/racism-aga…
SJW-English Dictionary 11 / Example 1

microaggression

One of the most necessary words.
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 14

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
2. hatred of men
4. hatred of women

"We think serious feminists have no choice but to abandon heterosexuality" - Leeds Revolutionary Feminist Group.
SJW-English Dictionary 12 / Example 1

safe space

2. a place with the same functions as a kindergarten for adults

Amber Ly, Youth Radio: "schools should be required to provide these spaces for their students."

youthradio.org/journalism/saf…
SJW-English Dictionary 34 / Example 3

gender

Biology should be banned.

Julie Bindel, feminist author: "Gender roles are made up . . . We develop traditional masculine or feminine traits by being indoctrinated, not because we're biologically programmed to behave in those ways".
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 11

racism

5. racism (if it's against POC)
SJW-English Dictionary 31 / Example 7

new pronouns (zie, ve, per, etc.)

Edinburgh University's guide to pronouns: "it’s important to challenge the idea that pronouns are an indicator of gender, or vice versa".

docs.google.com/document/d/1IB…
SJW-English Dictionary 44 / Example 1

Donald Trump

. . . And he keeps his enemies in a hypnotic state in which they can't help campaigning for him laboriously every day.

Jeffrey Guterman, Ph.D., Licensed Mental Health Counselor: Donald Trump is Adolf Hitler.
SJW-English Dictionary 13 / Example 4

body positivity

Melissa A. Fabello, PhD retweeted: there's no good food or bad food or junk food.
SJW-English Dictionary 67

utilitarian ethics

If you think people are just machines that doesn't leave much space for any kind of morals. So you define "right" as "useful", "wrong" as "harmful".

Is this ethics useful? Nobody seems to ask. But it certainly was useful for Stalin.
SJW-English Dictionary 31 / Example 8

new pronouns (zie, ve, per, etc.)

If a person uses 2 sets of pronouns, why shouldn't they use 2 names as well?
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 12

racism

5. racism (if it's against POC)

The Body Is Not An Apology, international movement:
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 10

ally

. . . a healthy mixture of servility and self-importance.
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 11

ally

The ally and her pet.
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 15

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
SJW-English Dictionary 63 / Example 1

capitalism

Socialist Party of Great Britain: asset owners are parasites.
SJW-English Dictionary 45 / Example 2

diversity

There's a new tool to help achieve gender balance in movie scripts. Now they just need to make it intersectional and every film will be a politically correct masterpiece.

independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…
SJW-English Dictionary 44 / Example 2

Donald Trump

. . . And he keeps his enemies in a hypnotic state in which they can't help campaigning for him laboriously every day.

Jaclyn Friedman, author of the book "Unscrewed":
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 1

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.
SJW-English Dictionary 14 / Example 5

intersectionality

Important: you're not allowed to criticize those above you.
SJW-English Dictionary 68

justice

The strict enforcement of the intersectional hierarchy.

See also: equality, socialism, anti-racism, feminism, 50-50 rule, intersectionality, victim index.
SJW-English Dictionary 37 / Example 1

BIPOC

According to certain BIPOC, Asians will be dealt with like whites.
SJW-English Dictionary 56 / Example 3

victimhood

Kim Tran, Ph.D in Ethnic Studies: it's frightening that many Asian-Americans don't feel oppressed.

everydayfeminism.com/2016/06/racism…
SJW-English Dictionary 48 / Example 1

Islamophobia

. . . True, the West will fall very soon, but only because the Western man fails to perform his primary duty to defend his family, country and culture.

pluralist.com/posts/1824-mil…
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 13

racism

5. racism (if it's against POC)

Eoghan McDermott, Irish television and radio presenter:
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 12

ally

A true ally is always ready to ban themselves.
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 2

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

Louis Farrakhan, religious leader: you have to kill white people.

SJW-English Dictionary 44 / Example 3

Donald Trump

. . . And he keeps his enemies in a hypnotic state in which they can't help campaigning for him laboriously every day.

Michael Moore compares Trump to Hitler in his new documentary:

politicususa.com/2018/09/07/mic…
SJW-English Dictionary 26 / Example 1

(positive) atheism

The strong conviction that other people shouldn't believe in things they can't prove.

Michael A. Sherlock, author and speaker: religion is idiocy.
SJW-English Dictionary 69

victim index calculator

A tool to calculate your victim index, the number that determines your place in the intersectional hierarchy. The bigger your number is, the higher you sit in the hierarchy.

See also: intersectionality, victim index.
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 3

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

Bess Kalb, Emmy-nominated writer: "Anything else is patently Christofascist".
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 16

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid

Essity: empowering women and girls.
SJW-English Dictionary 62 / Example 3

anti-racism

Fighting racism, especially by:

treating everybody in accordance with the racial hierarchy of intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 70

science

There's good science and bad science.

Bad science seeks the truth. And the truth often hurts.

Good science doesn't bow before the facts. It's about power. It's feminist. Marxist. Anti-racist. Proudly biased. And it spares you from thinking.
SJW-English Dictionary 26 / Example 2

(positive) atheism

The strong conviction that other people shouldn't believe in things they can't prove.
SJW-English Dictionary 65 / Example 2

transphobia

Trans discrimination: the vast majority of cis people (straight or gay) wouldn't date a trans person.

them.us/story/cis-tran…
SJW-English Dictionary 08 / Example 5

Western Civilization

As an act of self-sacrifice, all SJWs live there.

Jim Carrey, actor: "we have to say yes to socialism".

washingtontimes.com/news/2018/sep/…
SJW-English Dictionary 62 / Example 4

anti-racism

Fighting racism, especially by:

. . . treating all white people as racists

Everyday Feminism: white people still don't understand racism.
SJW-English Dictionary 34 / Example 4

gender

It's never too early to learn about drag queens and gender roles.
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 14

racism

Saturday Night Live, Election Night: America is racist.

SJW-English Dictionary 71

political correctness

Avoiding language that people with a higher victim index than yours might find insulting.

See also: intersectionality, victim index calculator, hate speech.
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 17

feminism

4. hatred of women

Femininity is dying out (mainly among white women).

Pew Research Center report:

SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 4

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 18

feminism

The final phase of feminism.

Lauren Duca, journalist.
SJW-English Dictionary 66 / Example 1

political spectrum

Sophie Adler, clinical psychologist: conservatives are racists.
SJW-English Dictionary 21 / Example 2

the right side of history

The side of Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, and the other comrades.

One of the other comrades:
SJW-English Dictionary 53 / Example 4

women should always be believed

Transwomen should always be believed too.
SJW-English Dictionary 70 / Example 1

science

The journal of the Society for Cultural Anthropology: CA should be good science.
SJW-English Dictionary 08 / Example 6

Western Civilization

1. The root of all evil.

Anne Hathaway, actress: “Let’s tear this world apart and build a better one.”

yahoo.com/entertainment/…
SJW-English Dictionary 62 / Example 5

anti-racism

Children can be very useful as props.

Kristina Womp-Wong, comedian:

SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 19

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
2. hatred of men

Education Director at Cambridge Development Initiative: women aren't capable of forming their own opinions.
SJW-English Dictionary 19 / Example 4

pro-choice

It's OK to terminate even lives that are worth living, so maybe you should've been spared from existence - says a Dutch philosopher to a person with Down syndrome.

See also: negative eugenics.

facebook.com/16085672093738…
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 13

ally

Matthew Dowd, Chief Political Analyst, ABC News: "if this is he said, she said, then let’s believe the she in these scenarios."
SJW-English Dictionary 53 / Example 5

women should always be believed

Matthew Dowd, Chief Political Analyst, ABC News: "if this is he said, she said, then let’s believe the she in these scenarios."
SJW-English Dictionary 31 / Example 9

new pronouns (zie, ve, per, etc.)

Toby Sinbad Walker, radio journalist: breast cancer mastectomies shouldn't be prioritized over trans surgeries.
SJW-English Dictionary 72

replacement migration

The international migration that the West needs to offset population decline. The motto of this solution is often attributed to Angela Merkel, but it was first used by another German Chancellor in April 1945: "Wir schaffen das!"
SJW-English Dictionary 32 / Example 2

mansplaining

US Senator Mazie Hirono: "men in this country, just shut up! And step up."

SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 15

racism

Chloe Angyal, Deputy Opinion Editor, HuffPost:
SJW-English Dictionary 73

free

If somebody could go ahead and pay for my gender studies degree, that'd be great.

See also: socialism, communism.
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 5

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

Lara Witt, writer:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 20

feminism

2. hatred of men

Talia Lavin, extremism researcher: the vast majority of men do not consider women to be full human beings.
SJW-English Dictionary 70 / Example 2

science

According to the American Sociological Association, sociology is very good science.

asanet.org/annual-meeting…
SJW-English Dictionary 62 / Example 6

anti-racism

Fighting racism, especially by:

treating everybody in accordance with the racial hierarchy of intersectionality.

Emilio Reyes, Xicano: not every race is allowed to occupy foreign land.
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 14

ally

. . . a healthy mixture of servility and self-importance.

Super David Borschtman, former manager of Twitter Moments:
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 6

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

Moshe Kasher, comedian:
SJW-English Dictionary 70 / Example 3

science

Good, intersectional science: "Beyoncé Feminism, Rihanna Womanism" course by Omise’eke Tinsley, Professor of African and African Diaspora Studies at UT. "A rigorous introduction to black feminism."

alcalde.texasexes.org/2018/09/the-cr…
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 21

feminism

2. hatred of men

"feminist next door" on Twitter: it doesn't matter if what you say is true. It only matters how a feminist interprets it.
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 16

racism

5. racism (if it's against POC)

Justin Ling, journalist: white people virtually never experience racism.
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 7

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

Chase Strangio, attorney:
SJW-English Dictionary 70 / Example 4

science

Alastair Campbell, writer: climate science is too serious a matter to entrust to scientists.
SJW-English Dictionary 49 / Example 4

argument

An undeniable fact from Julie Owen Moylan, writer. It's also a powerful argument, equally applicable whether you want to legalize robbery, murder, corruption, or anything else that's dear to your heart.
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 22

feminism

4. hatred of women
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 8

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

The only problem.
SJW-English Dictionary 49 / Example 5

argument

Who needs arguments when you can just silence your opponent?

Kristi Coulter, writer:
SJW-English Dictionary 41 / Example 2

marginalized people

People who have the right to tell others what they're allowed to form an opinion on.

Kristi Coulter, writer:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 23

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
2. hatred of men

Whitney Cummings, comedian:
SJW-English Dictionary 26 / Example 3

(positive) atheism

The strong conviction that other people shouldn't believe in things they can't prove.

The American Humanist Association:
SJW-English Dictionary 19 / Example 5

pro-choice

To support a woman's right not to see the human face in the ultrasound image.
SJW-English Dictionary 69 / Example 1

victim index calculator

Amnesty Ireland are absolutely correct. Transgender or genderqueer: 1000 points, female: 100 points. So using the term "pregnant women" would be transphobic (unless you have an even higher victim index, naturally).
SJW-English Dictionary 65 / Example 3

transphobia

According to the victim index calculator, transgender or genderqueer: 1000 points, female: 100 points. So using the term "pregnant women" would be transphobic (unless you have an even higher victim index, naturally).
SJW-English Dictionary 53 / Example 6

women should always be believed

U.S. Senator Patty Murray: believing the accuser should be common sense.
SJW-English Dictionary 18 / Example 2

cultural appropriation

The idea that members of the Western Culture shouldn't adopt elements of other cultures.

"You just accept that it is, and don't do it."
SJW-English Dictionary 72 / Example 1

replacement migration

Peter Sutherland, then UN special representative for migration: the EU should do its best to undermine the homogeneity of its member states.

bbc.com/news/uk-politi…
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 24

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and (very) stupid

Dr. Victoria Bateman, fellow and lecturer at Cambridge University:
SJW-English Dictionary 43 / Example 2

transsmart

Dr. Victoria Bateman, fellow and lecturer at Cambridge University:
SJW-English Dictionary 57 / Example 1

ageism

Ageism is OK.
SJW-English Dictionary 56 / Example 4

victimhood

And this analysis is not even intersectional.
SJW-English Dictionary 19 / Example 6

pro-choice

To support a woman's right not to see the human face in the ultrasound image.

OpenDemocracy: celebrating successes for abortion rights. (The babies weren't available for comment.)
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 25

feminism

2. hatred of men

Danielle Muscato, full-time civil rights activist:
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 15

ally

Men are safe in the streets at night.
SJW-English Dictionary 56 / Example 5

victimhood
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 9

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

Susan Orlean, writer:
SJW-English Dictionary 69 / Example 2

victim index calculator

How to lose all your victim points with one tweet:
SJW-English Dictionary 21 / Example 3

the right side of history

The side of Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, and the other comrades.

Another comrade:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 26

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
2. hatred of men

Shaindel Beers, poet.
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 16

ally

. . . a healthy mixture of servility and self-importance.

"For some I might be their only decent adult male influence".
SJW-English Dictionary 53 / Example 7

women should always be believed

Asking for evidence is misogyny.
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 17

racism

5. racism (if it's against POC)
SJW-English Dictionary 53 / Example 8

women should always be believed

Dan Arel, antifascist:
SJW-English Dictionary 01 / Example 2

socialism

Don't worry: it's not about survivors of socialism.

Democratic Socialists of America:
SJW-English Dictionary 14 / Example 6

intersectionality

The first law of intersectionality.

April M. Hathcock, librarian:
SJW-English Dictionary 72 / Example 2

replacement migration

Japan needs to embrace multiculturalism too:

thedailybeast.com/japan-needs-fo…
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 27

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
2. hatred of men

Zara Rahim, Senior Director of Strategic Communications at The Wing:
SJW-English Dictionary 19 / Example 7

pro-choice

To support a woman's right not to see the human face in the ultrasound image.

Warning: this video of an actual abortion procedure will probably make you pro-life. Watch it at your own risk.

SJW-English Dictionary 69 / Example 3

victim index calculator

Check the calculator: becoming an ally doesn't increase your victim index.

Jen Kirkman, comedian:
SJW-English Dictionary 14 / Example 7

intersectionality

Allyship must be intersectional, too:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 28

feminism

2. hatred of men

Amber Tamblyn, actor, filmmaker, and activist:
SJW-English Dictionary 10 / Example 1

decency

At the time of writing, this word is missing from the SJW language.

Amber Tamblyn, actor, filmmaker, and activist:
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 10

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

Louis Peitzman, editor at BuzzFeed News:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 29

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid

Jill Filipovic, writer:
SJW-English Dictionary 02 / Example 4

equality

4. I don't care why I'm behind. I shouldn't be.

Adore Delano, drag queen:
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 18

racism

5. racism (if it's against POC)

Chase Strangio, attorney:
SJW-English Dictionary 29 / Example 3

Uncle Tom

. . . a conservative black person loses their place in the intersectional hierarchy and for all intents and purposes, becomes a straight white male.

"Stockholm syndrome" is a more general term:
SJW-English Dictionary 19 / Example 8

pro-choice

To support a woman's right not to see the human face in the ultrasound image.

And the right to hate those who oppose the killing of innocent human beings.

Jena Friedman, comedian:
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 11

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

Charlotte Clymer, writer:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 30

feminism

2. hatred of men

Liza Treyger, stand up comic:
SJW-English Dictionary 74

menstruator

A person who can menstruate. They used to be called "women", but by now science (good science, of course) has proved that some men can menstruate too. (Which should be obvious by the name itself, anyway.)

See also: gender, science.
SJW-English Dictionary 44 / Example 4

Donald Trump

. . . And he keeps his enemies in a hypnotic state in which they can't help campaigning for him laboriously every day.

Matt Lieb, comedian:
SJW-English Dictionary 12 / Example 2

safe space

2. a place with the same functions as a kindergarten for adults

Student: University of Southern California should protect its students from Ben Shapiro.
SJW-English Dictionary 66 / Example 2

political spectrum

The number of all possible political positions is relatively small . . .

Christine Fair, associate professor at Georgetown University: Fox is like IS.
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 31

feminism

2. hatred of men

Amber Tamblyn, actor, filmmaker, and activist:
SJW-English Dictionary 56 / Example 6

victimhood

Bette Midler, singer, songwriter, actress, comedian, film producer, with a net worth of $230 million. Also, one of the most disrespected creatures on earth:
SJW-English Dictionary 57 / Example 2

ageism

Stereotyping or discrimination based on people's age.

Old white people are evil:

SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 32

feminism

2. hatred of men
3. hatred of babies
4. hatred of women
5. hatred of self

Ally Maynard, writer:
SJW-English Dictionary 08 / Example 7

Western Civilization

As an act of self-sacrifice, all SJWs live there.

Barbara Ehrenreich, writer and journalist: tear it all down!
SJW-English Dictionary 34 / Example 5

gender

Education Director at Cambridge Development Initiative: virginity is a misogynistic idea.
SJW-English Dictionary 70 / Example 5

science

Evolutionary psychology is bad science.

Dr John David Jordan, social policy lecturer and sociologist:
SJW-English Dictionary 53 / Example 9

women should always be believed

A more intersectional variant of this principle. Everything is possible if you throw off the shackles of logic and reality:
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 12

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.
SJW-English Dictionary 53 / Example 10

women should always be believed

"All survivors" presumably doesn't include survivors of abortion.

Planned Parenthood:
SJW-English Dictionary 10 / Example 2

decency

At the time of writing, this word is missing from the SJW language.

Ariel Dumas, writer, The Late Show:
SJW-English Dictionary 08 / Example 8

Western Civilization

1. The root of all evil. As an act of self-sacrifice, all SJWs live there, constantly resisting the temptation to move to a better part of the world.

Maris Kreizman, writer, editor:
SJW-English Dictionary 56 / Example 7

victimhood

The only acceptable state of mind for POC, women . . .

Jessica Valenti, feminist author: America hates women.

medium.com/s/jessica-vale…
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 33

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and (very) stupid
2. hatred of men

Christine Fair, associate professor at Georgetown University:
SJW-English Dictionary 18 / Example 3

cultural appropriation

If you want to use somebody else's idea, make sure first that your victim index is higher than theirs. Then it's not cultural appropriation.

Muqing M. Zhang, writer:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 34

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
4. hatred of women

Nancy Lee Grahn, actress:
SJW-English Dictionary 43 / Example 3

transsmart

A person who is stupid, but identifies as smart.

Ron Perlman, actor: babies, after being born, are not (or will not be?) protected by law.
SJW-English Dictionary 08 / Example 9

Western Civilization

1. The root of all evil. As an act of self-sacrifice, all SJWs live there, constantly resisting the temptation to move to a better part of the world.

Busy Philipps, actress:
SJW-English Dictionary 10 / Example 3

decency

At the time of writing, this word is missing from the SJW language.

Kat Calvin, social entrepreneur, writer:
SJW-English Dictionary 66 / Example 3

political spectrum

The number of all possible political positions is relatively small . . .

Noah Smith, Bloomberg Opinion writer:
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 17

ally

. . . a healthy mixture of servility and self-importance.

Bill Palmer, Palmer Report:
SJW-English Dictionary 13 / Example 5

body positivity

Body positivity can lead you to even deeper, intersectional truths:
SJW-English Dictionary 49 / Example 6

argument

A reason given for or against a matter under discussion. Common examples:

You're wrong because
- you're a male
- you're white
. . .

Amy Siskind, president of The New Agenda, an organization devoted to the empowerment of women:
SJW-English Dictionary 53 / Example 11

women should always be believed

Theresa Searcaigh, published author: defending the falsely accused is equivalent to stealing #metoo.
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 35

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
2. hatred of men

SJW-English Dictionary 53 / Example 12

women should always be believed

. . . Yes, sometimes we'll end up punishing the innocent. But it's a price a good feminist is always willing to pay.
#metoo

Bill Prady, executive producer, The Big Bang Theory:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 36

#feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
2. hatred of men
4. hatred of women
5. hatred of self

Elizabeth Weitz, writer, humorist:
SJW-English Dictionary 36 / Example 2

patriarchy

Under patriarchy, men were supposed to defend women. Now they should simply let them to their fate, and be proud of doing so.

Danielle Muscato, civil rights activist:
SJW-English Dictionary 75

success

For a transman: to feel and behave like a man.
For a feminist: to feel and behave like a transman.
For a man: to feel and behave like a feminist.

See also: cycle of progress.
SJW-English Dictionary 10 / Example 4

decency

At the time of writing, this word is missing from the SJW language.

Matt Zoller Seitz, critic, author, and filmmaker:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 37

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
2. hatred of men

Amy Siskind, president of The New Agenda, an organization devoted to the empowerment of women:
SJW-English Dictionary 10 / Example 5

decency

At the time of writing, this word is missing from the SJW language.

Barbara Ehrenreich, writer and journalist:
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 13

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

Jack Moore, playwright:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 38

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid

Suzanna Danuta Walters, a professor of sociology and director of the Women’s, Gender, and Sexuality Studies Program at Northeastern University:
SJW-English Dictionary 19 / Example 9

pro-choice

If you're not willing to provide shelter for somebody then you can't object to them being killed.
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 19

racism

Touré of the Toure Show: "this is how racism makes you crazy" - a sentence that has two possible meanings in English, but only one in SJW.
SJW-English Dictionary 56 / Example 8

victimhood

The only acceptable state of mind for POC, women . . .

Christine Fair, associate professor at Georgetown University:
SJW-English Dictionary 66 / Example 4

political spectrum

The number of all possible political positions is relatively small . . .

Mark Harris, journalist:
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 14

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

Brian Krassenstein, editor at HillReporter.com:
SJW-English Dictionary 10 / Example 6

decency

At the time of writing, this word is missing from the SJW language.

Secular Citizen MD:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 39

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
2. hatred of men
3. hatred of babies
4. hatred of women
5. hatred of self

Lyz Lenz, writer at Columbia Journalism Review:
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 15

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

Jess Dweck, writer for the TV:
SJW-English Dictionary 31 / Example 10

new pronouns (zie, ve, per, etc.)

. . . how easy it is to force the other 99.4% of the population into submission . . .

Dr. Rachel McKinnon, assistant professor of philosophy:
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 18

ally

A person who has the irresistible urge to constantly prove their loyalty towards those above them in the intersectional hierarchy.

Literally constantly:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6…
SJW-English Dictionary 08 / Example 10

Western Civilization

2. The civilization with these words on its headstone: "We deserved our fate".

A YouGov poll from 2017 (UK): 43% think a socialist government would make the country a better place to live:

yougov.co.uk/news/2017/06/1…
SJW-English Dictionary 19 / Example 10

pro-choice

To support a woman's right not to see the human face in the ultrasound image.

An open heart surgery on an unborn baby with half a heart:

vimeo.com/198148364
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 40

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
2. hatred of men
3. hatred of babies
4. hatred of women
5. hatred of self

Shaindel Beers, poet.
SJW-English Dictionary 22 / Example 1

harmful

2. something that makes you think

A very harmful quote from Thomas Sowell, economist:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 41

feminism

2. hatred of men

Retweeted by Liza Treyger, stand up comic:
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 16

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

Catherine Adell, comedian:

SJW-English Dictionary 27 / Example 2

anti-fascists

Jess Dweck, writer for the TV: anti-fascists are against only fascists.

See also: political spectrum.
SJW-English Dictionary 31 / Example 11

new pronouns (zie, ve, per, etc.)

. . . how easy it is to force the other 99.4% of the population into submission . . .

Danielle Muscato, civil rights activist: correct pronouns are not optional.
SJW-English Dictionary 70 / Example 6

science

Kamala Harris as a force of science:
SJW-English Dictionary 56 / Example 9

victimhood

The only acceptable state of mind for POC, women . . .

Sidrah Ahmad, anti-VAW and anti-Islamophobia researcher:
SJW-English Dictionary 19 / Example 11

pro-choice

To support a woman's right not to see the human face in the ultrasound image.

Jess Zimmerman, Editor-in-chief of Electric Literature:
SJW-English Dictionary 66 / Example 5

political spectrum

The number of all possible political positions is relatively small . . .

Noah Berlatsky, writer:
SJW-English Dictionary 69 / Example 4

victim index calculator

A reminder that white women's victim index puts them above just one other group: white men.
SJW-English Dictionary 62 / Example 7

anti-racism

A true anti-racist sees racism everywhere.

Lauren Rankin, writer:
SJW-English Dictionary 02 / Example 5

equality

2. quotas to ensure preferential treatment
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 42

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid

And the earlier you start to indoctrinate your daughters to be weak and stupid, the better.

Maggie Gyllenhaal, actress:
SJW-English Dictionary 10 / Example 7

decency

At the time of writing, this word is missing from the SJW language.

Howard, attorney, writer:
SJW-English Dictionary 19 / Example 12

pro-choice

To support a woman's right not to see the human face in the ultrasound image.

The story of a miscarried baby. (Warning: beautiful photos!)

ncln.ca/blog/12-weeks-…
SJW-English Dictionary 70 / Example 7

science

There's good science and bad science . . .

The intersectionality of good science.
Democratic Socialists of America:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 43

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
2. hatred of men

Caroline Criado Perez, freelance writer:
SJW-English Dictionary 66 / Example 6

political spectrum

The number of all possible political positions is relatively small . . .

For a true SJW, even Twitter is part of the oppressive system:
SJW-English Dictionary 59 / Example 1

civility
consequence
critical thinking
merit
personal responsibility
proof

These words and expressions are yet to appear in the SJW language.

Dr Ayesha Ray, professor at UT Austin:
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 19

ally

A person who has the irresistible urge to constantly prove their loyalty towards those above them in the intersectional hierarchy.

Mike McHargue, author:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 44

feminism

2. hatred of men

Marcella Arguello, comedian:
SJW-English Dictionary 69 / Example 5

victim index calculator

Female: 100 points, transgender: 1000 points.

Lauren Rankin, writer:
SJW-English Dictionary 55 / Example 3

open borders

Haymarket Books, radical publisher:
SJW-English Dictionary 02 / Example 6

equality

2. quotas to ensure preferential treatment

Quotas work (Australia):

theage.com.au/business/workp…
SJW-English Dictionary 72 / Example 3

replacement migration

United Nations Migration Agency: "migration is inevitable, necessary, and desirable".

SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 45

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid

Kristen Bell, actress: the prince shouldn't have kissed Snow White without her permission.

parents.com/parenting/kris…
SJW-English Dictionary 01 / Example 3

socialism

Sometimes socialism is hard to imagine.

Joshua Frank, author, journalist:
SJW-English Dictionary 59 / Example 2

civility
consequence
critical thinking
merit
personal responsibility
proof

These words and expressions are yet to appear in the SJW language.

Lee J. Carter, socialist:
SJW-English Dictionary 19 / Example 13

pro-choice

To support a woman's right not to see the human face in the ultrasound image.

Vicki Bloom, "abortion doula":

bbc.com/news/stories-4…
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 46

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
2. hatred of men

Dr Ayesha Ray, professor at UT Austin:
SJW-English Dictionary 59 / Example 3

civility
consequence
critical thinking
merit
personal responsibility
proof

Evan Greer, deputy director at "Fight for the Future":
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 17

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

Kimberley Johnson, HuffPost contributor:
SJW-English Dictionary 18 / Example 4

cultural appropriation

The idea that members of the Western Culture shouldn't adopt elements of other cultures.

Kirsten Powers, CNN political analyst: only certain people's feelings matter.
SJW-English Dictionary 31 / Example 12

new pronouns (zie, ve, per, etc.)

. . . how easy it is to force the other 99.4% of the population into submission . . .

The Equality Institute: there's no such thing as a 'male' or 'female' body:
SJW-English Dictionary 35 / Example 1

reparations

The idea that one group of society must pay for the injustice their ancestors (or others) committed. And another group must be compensated for the injustice their ancestors (or others) had to endure.
SJW-English Dictionary 66 / Example 7

political spectrum

. . . you're either an SJW, or a conservative (aka Christian, aka right-wing, aka bigot, aka alt-right, aka white supremacist, aka nazi, aka fascist).

David M. Perry, journalist:
SJW-English Dictionary 34 / Example 6

gender

The Trevor Project:
SJW-English Dictionary 01 / Example 4

socialism

Who could blame them?

SJW-English Dictionary 08 / Example 11

Western Civilization

2. The civilization with these words on its headstone: "We deserved our fate".

My land is yours - Swedish Children's TV.

SJW-English Dictionary 41 / Example 3

marginalized people

People who have the right to tell others what they're allowed to form an opinion on.

Kim Sauder, PhD student in Disability Studies:
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 20

ally

. . . a healthy mixture of servility and self-importance.

And that's what often makes allies so entertaining.

George Yancy, Professor of Philosophy at Emory University:

nytimes.com/2018/10/24/opi…
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 47

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid

Erin Keane, executive editor, Salon Media Group:
SJW-English Dictionary 19 / Example 14

pro-choice

To support a woman's right not to see the human face in the ultrasound image.

MRI of a baby in the womb at 20 weeks gestation:

SJW-English Dictionary 10 / Example 8

decency

At the time of writing, this word is missing from the SJW language.
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 48

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid

Amy Siskind, president of The New Agenda, an organization devoted to the empowerment of women:
SJW-English Dictionary 11 / Example 2

microaggression

1. The ability to take offense even at the most benign words or actions of a person, often on somebody else's behalf.

Morgan Jerkins, New York Times bestseller author:
SJW-English Dictionary 10 / Example 9

decency

At the time of writing, this word is missing from the SJW language.

Jessica Valenti, feminist author:
SJW-English Dictionary 76

equal opportunity

The similar treatment of everybody, except when it wouldn't increase diversity.

See also: diversity, equality.
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 20

racism

4. having borders . . .

Carol Costello, CNN anchor:
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 21

ally

. . . a healthy mixture of servility and self-importance.

University of Southampton Students' Union president:
SJW-English Dictionary 44 / Example 5

Donald Trump

. . . And he keeps his enemies in a hypnotic state in which they can't help campaigning for him laboriously every day.

Adam Davidson, The New Yorker staff writer:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 49

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
2. hatred of men

"feminist next door" on Twitter:
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 21

racism

Molly Jong Fast, novelist: ending birthright citizenship would be racist.
SJW-English Dictionary 19 / Example 15

pro-choice

To support a woman's right not to see the human face in the ultrasound image.

And the right to pretend not to know the difference between an accident and a willful killing.

Leah Torres, abortionist:
SJW-English Dictionary 66 / Example 8

political spectrum

. . . you're either an SJW, or a conservative (aka Christian, aka right-wing, aka bigot, aka alt-right, aka white supremacist, aka nazi, aka fascist).

David Sirota, journalist:
SJW-English Dictionary 55 / Example 4

open borders

The idea that it's a basic human right to live in the West, so these countries should open their borders for everybody.

"The flawed premise of citizenship":
SJW-English Dictionary 18 / Example 5

cultural appropriation

The idea that members of the Western Culture shouldn't adopt elements of other cultures.

Ravneet Vohra, founder of Wear Your Voice:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 50

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid

Caroline O, behavioral scientist:
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 22

racism

5. racism (if it's against POC)

Matthew A. Sears, classics professor and writer:
SJW-English Dictionary 63 / Example 2

capitalism

And if you don't believe another world is possible, just visit Cuba.

International Socialism Journal:
SJW-English Dictionary 55 / Example 5

open borders

The idea that it's a basic human right to live in the West, so these countries should open their borders for everybody.

Sophia Benoit, writer: white people don't get to oppose illegal immigration.
SJW-English Dictionary 19 / Example 16

pro-choice

To support a woman's right not to see the human face in the ultrasound image.

And the right not to know the difference between a sperm and a zygote.

Marcella Arguello, comedian:
SJW-English Dictionary 02 / Example 7

equality

Lauren Duca, journalist:
SJW-English Dictionary 62 / Example 8

anti-racism

Sarah Hanson-Young, Senator for South Australia, fighting the nazis:
SJW-English Dictionary 44 / Example 6

Donald Trump

. . . And he keeps his enemies in a hypnotic state in which they can't help campaigning for him laboriously every day.

Tea Pain:
SJW-English Dictionary 59 / Example 3

civility
consequence
critical thinking
merit
personal responsibility
proof

These words and expressions are yet to appear in the SJW language.
SJW-English Dictionary 08 / Example 12

Western Civilization

1. The root of all evil. As an act of self-sacrifice, all SJWs live there, constantly resisting the temptation to move to a better part of the world.

Julia Ioffe, journalist:
SJW-English Dictionary 10 / Example 10

decency

At the time of writing, this word is missing from the SJW language.

Secular Citizen MD:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 51

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid

And the earlier they learn to degrade themselves, the better.

Halsey, singer:
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 23

racism

"People For Bernie", activists: ending birthright citizenship would be white nationalism.
SJW-English Dictionary 55 / Example 6

open borders

The idea that it's a basic human right to live in the West, so these countries should open their borders for everybody.

"Lesbians and Gays Support the Migrants": borders=death.
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 18

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.
SJW-English Dictionary 62 / Example 9

anti-racism

Everyday Feminism: Halloween should be anti-racist.
SJW-English Dictionary 25 / Example 22

ally

. . . a healthy mixture of servility and self-importance.

Jonathan McIntosh, creator of critical video essays:
SJW-English Dictionary 10 / Example 11

decency

At the time of writing, this word is missing from the SJW language.

Ryan Knight, activist for equality, women’s rights and racial justice: Trump supporters are "people".
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 24

racism

Complimenting blue eyes is complimenting whiteness.
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 19

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

Sam Thielman, journalist:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 52

feminism

2. hatred of men

Anita Sarkeesian, media critic:
SJW-English Dictionary 08 / Example 13

Western Civilization

1. The root of all evil. As an act of self-sacrifice, all SJWs live there, constantly resisting the temptation to move to a better part of the world.

Protesting the national anthem of the US:

newsflare.com/video/253330/p…
SJW-English Dictionary 50 / Example 2

democratic socialist

The person who lives upstairs from the rational feminist, right next door to the friendly nazi.
SJW-English Dictionary 10 / Example 12

decency

At the time of writing, this word is missing from the SJW language.

Nancy Lee Grahn, actress:
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 20

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

George Ciccariello-Maher, writer, professor:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 53

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
5. hatred of self

Madonna's daughter:
SJW-English Dictionary 21 / Example 4

the right side of history

True electoral democracies: North Korea, Cuba.
SJW-English Dictionary 77

SJW racism (or hipster racism)

This is a controversial term. True, white SJWs usually see racial minorities as their pets. But can you really be called racist if you despise white people just as much?

See also: racism, anti-racism, ally.
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 54

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
4. hatred of women

That's why vulgarity is imperative.

Kathy Griffin, comedian:
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 25

racism

5. racism (if it's against POC)

You can't be racist against white people.
SJW-English Dictionary 01 / Example 5

socialism

Francesca Fiorentini, comic, journalist, demonstrating the main ingredient of the socialist recipe: a total contempt for its millions of victims.
SJW-English Dictionary 78

problem

A social phenomenon we don't like. Its root cause is always the cisheteronormative white supremacist patriarchy. And if eliminating the phenomenon creates even more problems, no matter: we know the root cause of those too.
SJW-English Dictionary 77 / Example 1

SJW racism (or hipster racism)

"no one you follow" on Twitter: black women vote alike.
SJW-English Dictionary 19 / Example 17

pro-choice

To support a woman's right not to see the human face in the ultrasound image.

The Richard Dawkins Foundation, advocates for science and reason, comparing abortion to amputation:
SJW-English Dictionary 27 / Example 1 (with corrected video)

anti-fascists

Smashing fascism, one SJW at a time.

SJW-English Dictionary 13 / Example 6

body positivity

Body positivity is for men too:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 55

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
4. hatred of women

Ariana Grande, singer:
SJW-English Dictionary 74 / Example 1

menstruator

A little help to make menstruation more inclusive:
SJW-English Dictionary 36 / Example 3

patriarchy

Fortunately, there are still real men among us:
SJW-English Dictionary 79

bigotry

A stubborn devotion to one's prejudices, e.g. when a straight man isn't necessarily attracted to a gender-fluid person on the days said person identifies as a woman.

See also: transphobia, gender, sexual orientation.
SJW-English Dictionary 39 / Example 21

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

Zerlina Maxwell, MSNBC political analyst:
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 56

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
4. hatred of women

Amy Westervelt, journalist: white women who think the wrong way must be stopped:
SJW-English Dictionary 10 / Example 13

decency

At the time of writing, this word is missing from the SJW language.

Jess Dweck, writer for the TV:
SJW-English Dictionary 69 / Example 6

victim index calculator

Black woman: 4100 points, white woman: 100 points. So Mikki Kendall has every right to call any white woman a racist if she so wishes:
SJW-English Dictionary 08 / Example 14

Western Civilization

1. The root of all evil. As an act of self-sacrifice, all SJWs live there, constantly resisting the temptation to move to a better part of the world.

Jonathan McIntosh, creator of critical video essays:
SJW-English Dictionary 77 / Example 2

SJW racism (or hipster racism)

"I know what truth is" on Twitter: black women vote alike.
SJW-English Dictionary 10 / Example 14

decency

At the time of writing, this word is missing from the SJW language.

Kat Calvin, social entrepreneur, writer:
English Dictionary 39 / Example 22

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

Sinead O'Connor, singer, having converted to Islam:
SJW-English Dictionary 47 / Example 1

every child deserves to be wanted

A somewhat peculiar way of saying that unwanted children should be killed in the womb.

The Agenda Project, hinting at infanticide?

SJW-English Dictionary 77 / Example 3

SJW racism (or hipster racism)
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 57

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
SJW-English Dictionary 66 / Example 9

political spectrum

. . . you're either an SJW, or a conservative (aka Christian, aka right-wing, aka bigot, aka alt-right, aka white supremacist, aka nazi, aka fascist).

Chelsea Handler, comedian, TV personality and psychic:
SJW-English Dictionary 69 / Example 7

victim index calculator

Conservative: 0 points. So is a white man (also 0 points) allowed to call out conservative white women? Science hasn't settled on this issue yet. Sam White, in any case, thinks so:
SJW-English Dictionary 69 / Example 8

victim index calculator

As mentioned in Example 7, it's not clear if a white man is allowed to call out conservative white women (both groups having a victim index of 0). Celia's opinion on the topic also shows this uncertainty:
SJW-English Dictionary 80

grievance studies

A new umbrella term for the intersectionality-aware academic disciplines (aka good science), coined by three well-published researchers. In this respect, it's the Social Theory of Everything.

See also: science, intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 08 / Example 15

Western Civilization

1. The root of all evil. As an act of self-sacrifice, all SJWs live there, constantly resisting the temptation to move to a better part of the world.

Clio the Communist lives in a terrible country:
SJW-English Dictionary 44 / Example 7

Donald Trump

. . . And he keeps his enemies in a hypnotic state in which they can't help campaigning for him laboriously every day.

Andy Kindler, comedian:
SJW-English Dictionary 81

check your privilege

What it means: "My victim index is higher than yours so shut up!"

What it never means: "You live in the West and belong to the richest and freest 10% of the world. If you can't appreciate what you have, you can always leave."
SJW-English Dictionary 10 / Example 15

decency

At the time of writing, this word is missing from the SJW language.

Adam Rifkin, US Board Director at REFUNITE, calling somebody "toxic waste of carbon":
SJW-English Dictionary 43 / Example 4

transsmart

David Hogg, activist and New York Times bestseller author, on guns and sharks:
SJW-English Dictionary 69 / Example 9

victim index calculator

White woman: 100 points. Know your place!
SJW-English Dictionary 27 / Example 3

anti-fascists

Vegas chapter of Democratic Socialists of America: anti-fascists are against only fascists.
SJW-English Dictionary 33 / Example 26

racism

Lauren Rankin, writer: the end goal of ending birthright citizenship and legal abortion is creating a white nationalist state. Doesn't it make sense to you? You're not alone.
SJW-English Dictionary 02 / Example 8

equality

Steven Clifford, former CEO: straight white males should be prohibited from voting.

SJW-English Dictionary 08 / Example 16

Western Civilization

1. The root of all evil. As an act of self-sacrifice, all SJWs live there, constantly resisting the temptation to move to a better part of the world.

Eugene Gu, surgeon-scientist:
English Dictionary 39 / Example 23

hate speech

. . . Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight.

Christina Warren, senior cloud developer advocate at Microsoft:
SJW-English Dictionary 19 / Example 18

pro-choice

To support a woman's right not to see the human face in the ultrasound image.

And also the right to thrice deny your unborn child.
SJW-English Dictionary 05 / Example 58

feminism

1. the idea that women are stupid

Caroline O, behavioral scientist:
SJW-English Dictionary 38 / Example 1

violence

Dianne Phillips, Community College Science Professor: the emergency alert system is violence.
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