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Having trouble understanding what SJWs say?

1. You're not alone.
2. It may be simply a case of misunderstanding. They speak their own language, the beauty of which lies in its simplicity.

This dictionary helps you translate SJW talk into English and achieve word peace.
SJW-English Dictionary 01

socialism

A wonderful, equal, just and fair political system. Every good person wants to live in it. (The only exception are the people who actually live under socialism. They usually try to escape from it, the ungrateful bastards!)
SJW-English Dictionary 02

equality

1. preferential treatment
2. quotas to ensure preferential treatment
3. suppressing others to ensure preferential treatment
4. I don't care why I'm behind. I shouldn't be.
5. equality

See also: socialism, communism, feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 03

inequality

1. difference in capabilities
2. difference in persistence
3. difference in work ethic
4. any kind off difference
5. inequality

See also: privilege.
SJW-English Dictionary 04

privilege

1. intact, loving family
2. innate capabilities
3. hard work
4. achievement
5. privilege

See also: inequality.
SJW-English Dictionary 05

feminism

1. the idea that women are weak and stupid
2. hatred of men
3. hatred of babies
4. hatred of women
5. hatred of self
6. intersectionality

See also: equality, inequality, intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 06

reproductive rights

1. abortion
2. abortion
3. abortion
4. everything else

See also: feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 07

whiteness

1. anything mathematics says
2. anything science says
3. anything common sense says
4. anything decency says

See also: racism.
SJW-English Dictionary 08

Western Civilization

1. The root of all evil. As an act of self-sacrifice, all SJWs live there, constantly resisting the temptation to move to a better part of the world.
2. The civilization with these words on its headstone: "We deserved our fate".
SJW-English Dictionary 09

unconscious bias

It doesn't matter what you say or do, we know you're a bad person.
SJW-English Dictionary 10

decency

At the time of writing, this word is missing from the SJW language.
SJW-English Dictionary 11

microaggression

1. The ability to take offense even at the most benign words or actions of a person, often on somebody else's behalf.
2. I'm offended. I'll figure out why later.

See also: unconscious bias.
SJW-English Dictionary 12

safe space

1. a kindergarten
2. a place with the same functions as a kindergarten for adults
SJW-English Dictionary 13

body positivity

The idea that every woman should like her body, with the exception of the thin and the attractive. Also, men should be attracted to unattractive women. Furthermore, biology and medical science should be banned.

See also: feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 14

intersectionality

The idea that society should be hierarchical, and your place in the hierarchy should be determined at birth by your race, gender, class, etc.

Important: you're not allowed to criticize those above you.

See also: victim index.
SJW-English Dictionary 15

victim index

Your place in the intersectional hierarchy. A white male is at the bottom. A white female is higher. A POC male is even higher. A POC female is even higher, etc.

But: a conservative is always at the bottom.

See also: intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 16

free speech

A harmful environment where everybody is allowed to talk, irrespective of their victim index. Therefore, an open revolt against intersectionality, and equality.

See also: victim index, intersectionality, equality.
SJW-English Dictionary 17

stereotype

1. a well-known statistical fact we don't like
2. any fact we don't like
3. something you're not supposed to know
4. stereotype

See also: feminism, racism, intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 18

cultural appropriation

The idea that members of the Western Culture shouldn't adopt elements of other cultures. (An idea shared by SJWs and white supremacists alike.)

See also: racism, multiculturalism.
SJW-English Dictionary 19

pro-choice

To support a woman's right not to see the human face in the ultrasound image.

See also: reproductive rights, feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 20

systemic racism

A notion, according to which, POC can't (and shouldn't) succeed in life without outside help. And if they do, it's a kind of impoliteness towards the SJW community.

See also: racism.
SJW-English Dictionary 21

the right side of history

The side of Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, and the other comrades.

Their 100 million victims might not agree. But you can't argue with utilitarian ethics just because you ended up on the wrong side of the calculation, can you?
SJW-English Dictionary 22

harmful

1. something that makes you hurt or ill
2. something that makes you think

Examples: some very harmful books, especially for SJWs
Solzhenitsyn: One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
Koestler: Darkness at Noon
Bulgakov: The Master and Margarita
SJW-English Dictionary 23

50-50 rule

The solid argument that women, being half of the population, should have at least half of the jobs in certain occupations, selected by the feminists.

Women and everybody else only have to comply.

See also: feminism, equality.
SJW-English Dictionary 24

TERF (Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist)

A feminist who is not aware of the fact that transgender people sit higher in the intersectional hierarchy than women, therefore she isn't allowed to criticize them.

See also: feminism, intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 25

ally

A person who has the irresistible urge to constantly prove their loyalty towards those above them in the intersectional hierarchy.

It requires a healthy mixture of servility and self-importance.

See also: consensual feminism, intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 26

(positive) atheism

The strong conviction that other people shouldn't believe in things they can't prove.

See also: humanism, reason.
SJW-English Dictionary 27

anti-fascists

A group of very humble citizens (they cover their faces in public) whose aim is to smash fascism, capitalism, sexism, racism, homophobia, Islamophobia, and people they don't like. They also seem to be in some disagreement with trash cans.
SJW-English Dictionary 28

cancerous tumor
parasite
tapeworm
virus
mushroom
non-human
blob of cells
uterus squatter

In certain cases, the SJW language is rich in synonyms.
All the expressions above refer to an unborn human being.

See also: feminism, humanism.
SJW-English Dictionary 29

Uncle Tom

A friendly reminder that a conservative black person loses their place in the intersectional hierarchy and for all intents and purposes, becomes a straight white male.

See also: racism, intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 30

manspreading

Men sitting with their legs spread wide.

Is complaining about it a subconscious longing for a bygone era when men knew not just how to sit properly, but also that a gentleman doesn't sit while a lady stands? Or is it just feminism?
SJW-English Dictionary 31

new pronouns (zie, ve, per, etc.)

The old pronouns (he, she) show gender. The new ones show how easy it is to force the other 99.4% of the population into submission if you sit sufficiently high in the intersectional hierarchy.

See also: equality.
SJW-English Dictionary 32

mansplaining

Any deviation from the following generous list of utterances available for men when talking to women:

(listens attentively)
(listens more)
"Yes, ma'am"
"I quite agree with you"
"That must've been hard for you"
"I'm so ashamed to be a man"
SJW-English Dictionary 33

racism

1. treating everybody equally, without regard to their race, sex, class, etc.
2. refusing to believe it's 1860
3. being white
4. having borders, laws, rules, a culture
5. racism (if it's against POC)

See also: anti-racism, intersectionality.
SJW-English Dictionary 34

gender

This isn't just a word, but a test too. Which of these statements do you agree with:

1. There are only 2, and they must be eliminated.
2. There are many, and they must be celebrated.

(Hint: if you don't choose both, you're a bigot.)
Good luck!
SJW-English Dictionary 35

reparations

The idea that one group of society must pay for the injustice their ancestors (or others) committed. And another group must be compensated for the injustice their ancestors (or others) had to endure.

See also: racism, justice.
SJW-English Dictionary 36

patriarchy

Worked hard to support his family.
Loved his wife and she loved him.
Was immensely proud of his children.
Fought for his country.
Never suspected that he oppressed and exploited women.

No doubt, the world is a better place without him.
SJW-English Dictionary 37

BIPOC

An enhanced version of the acronym POC, illustrating the fact that blacks and indigenous people sit higher in the intersectional hierarchy than other people of color. Further changes are expected in this field, as the ranking process progresses.
SJW-English Dictionary 38

violence

1. an act of war such as bombing a city
2. intentionally misgendering transgender people
3. raping women
4. aggressively not "Like"-ing marginalized people's tweets
5. a terrorist attack
6. not always believing what women say
SJW-English Dictionary 39

hate speech

Speech that attacks a person or group based on their race, gender, religion, or sexual orientation. Unless the attacked is white (maybe Asian), or male, or Christian, or straight. In this case, it's called intersectional feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 40

Boy Scouts

Another fallen bastion of the patriarchy: at long last, girls are allowed to join the organization.

Fortunately, there's no need to change the Girl Scouts: they've always been inclusive of girls.

See also: feminism, equality.
SJW-English Dictionary 41

marginalized people

People who have the right to tell others when and where they're allowed to speak, what they're allowed to say, what they're allowed to wear, and what they're allowed to form an opinion on - the classic signs of being marginalized.
SJW-English Dictionary 42

pride

The feeling inspired by being attracted to your own sex, or not identifying with your own sex.

A reminder: there's now a K in the acronym LGBTQQICAPF2K+. Remember to change your passwords accordingly.
SJW-English Dictionary 43

transsmart

A person who is stupid, but identifies as smart. They face a lot of discrimination: IQ tests, ACT, SAT, etc. They're vastly underrepresented in STEM and practically forced to enter the much more inclusive fields of social sciences and media.
SJW-English Dictionary 44

Donald Trump

A racist, white supremacist, sexist chain tweeter, a Russian bot, not my president, not xyr president, not zer president. And he keeps his enemies in a hypnotic state in which they can't help campaigning for him laboriously every day. Sad?
SJW-English Dictionary 45

diversity

1. less whites
2. less men
3. less straight people
4. less white men
5. less straight men
6. less straight white men
7. less Asians
8. less Asian men
9. less straight Asian men
10. diversity

See also: racism, anti-racism, feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 46

Black Lives Matter

Not to be confused with the racist variant "All Lives Matter". Or even with "All Black Lives Matter". It only refers to the lives of black people killed by police.

Therefore, the correct translation is "Certain Black Lives Matter".
SJW-English Dictionary 47

every child deserves to be wanted

A somewhat peculiar way of saying that unwanted children should be killed in the womb.

See also: pro-choice, humanism, feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 48

Islamophobia

The irrational fear of Islam. Irrational since Islam will never conquer the West. True, the West will fall very soon, but only because the Western man fails to perform his primary duty to defend his family, country and culture.
SJW-English Dictionary 49

argument

A reason given for or against a matter under discussion. Common examples:

You're wrong because
- you're a male
- you're a breeder
- you're cis
- you're white
- you're Asian
- you're not an American
- you're like Hitler and should be silenced.
SJW-English Dictionary 50

democratic socialist

The person who lives upstairs from the rational feminist, right next door to the friendly nazi.

See also: Yeti, Bigfoot.
SJW-English Dictionary 51

Critical theory

Pure mathematics builds a world of its own. Its theorems are eternally valid whether they have any relevance in the real world or not.
Critical theory is much like that, only without mathematics' beauty, elegance, and, of course, logic.
SJW-English Dictionary 52

classical music

The heart of Western culture. It's racist, sexist, full of toxic masculinity and white privilege. You should avoid it at all costs because you might realize it's one of the greatest achievements of humanity.

SJW-English Dictionary 53

women should always be believed

Since women don't lie, if a woman accuses a man he should be convicted without proof. Yes, sometimes we'll end up punishing the innocent. But it's a price a good feminist is always willing to pay.

See also: feminism.
SJW-English Dictionary 54

all cultures are equal

The postmodernist idea that all cultures are of the same value, therefore Western culture should be destroyed.

See also: multiculturalism, progress, equality.
SJW-English Dictionary 55

open borders

The idea that it's a basic human right to live in the West, so these countries should open their borders for everybody. It probably will happen, and if you don't know what it'll be like, just imagine a dam opening its floodgates.
SJW-English Dictionary 56

victimhood

The only acceptable state of mind for POC, women, and anybody else ranking higher than straight white men in the intersectional hierarchy. It not only guarantees constant failure, but also provides a perfect excuse for it.

See also: racism.
SJW-English Dictionary 57

ageism

Stereotyping or discrimination based on people's age.

In other words: "the young people think the old people are fools -- but the old people know the young people are fools." (Agatha Christie)
SJW-English Dictionary 58

nobody is illegal

Translations for those who want to see how well this phrase works abroad:
Spanish: nadie es ilegal
Arabic: لا أحد غير قانوني
Turkish: kimse yasa dişi
Chinese: 没有人是非法的
Hungarian: senki sem illegális

Report back if you can!
SJW-English Dictionary 59

civility
consequence
critical thinking
merit
personal responsibility
proof

These words and expressions are yet to appear in the SJW language.

See also: decency.
SJW-English Dictionary 60

conversational health work

The shadow banning of bad people on Twitter. It can't be censorship since it's done with AI, machine learning, rocket science, and intersectional theory. See a full explanation in SJW language here:
SJW-English Dictionary 61

shadow banning

Twitter's definition: surreptitiously making somebody's tweets undiscoverable to everybody else. They never do this - you can always read the tweets of the accounts you follow if you go to their profiles.

Source:
blog.twitter.com/official/en_us…
SJW-English Dictionary 62

anti-racism

Fighting racism, especially by:

treating everybody in accordance with the racial hierarchy of intersectionality,
treating all white people as racists, and
destroying Western Civilization in general.

See also: racism, intersectionality.
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