1/ Welcome to the Brexitlandia weekend edition.
2/ The Maybot has plans for key extracts from her speeches to be framed at number 10. Apparently the civil service actually intends to put up emergency recoding sequences if the Maybot suffers a malfunction so that anyone passing can help 🤖
3/ plus it was felt that the phrase "I am very clear" is not particularly insightful or inspiring to have on display 😋
4/ there had been the idea to frame a reference to "burning social injustices" but given the entire social mobility team has resigned to do so would be unjust ☹️
5/ ultimately it was agreed the best phrase to frame was "citizen of nowhere" because the Maybot is currently stuck in no-mans land on Brexit 😬
6/ luckily the Tory party is on hand to help her out of this tight spot. Jeremy Hunt said if they don't back her there may be no Brexit 😀
7/ seemingly implicitly confirming that article 50 notice is revocable and may be good to use once it becomes even clearer that Brexit is a steaming great 💩on the UK's future
8/ but the ultra Brexiters fresh from reading the complete set of Flashman novels at Brexiter book club, issued even more red lines 🤣🤣🤣
9/ Irritable Dunce Snake seemed most put out if the ECJ would had a future role but we had no representation at the ECJ 😬😬😬
10/ unwittingly he made the case that the EU institutions aren't "foreign" if we have representation and representation in those is a good thing 👊👊👊
11/ The book club also said if we cannot get what we want we should rely on WTO rules 😤
12/ In terms of global arrangements that would put the U.K. on a par with Mauritania which was not on the referendum ballot because it is a long word 🤓
13/ Defaulting to WTO would also breach the GFA but apparently much like EU citizens living in the U.K., 🇨🇮does not get a say in deciding it's future when it comes to Delivering Brexit 🦄🦄🦄
14/ Meanwhile furious Nigel Farridge descended from the dastardly French refused to not get his pension from the EU - why should his family suffer after all? 🐍
15/ Legally he is right which to the non lawyer would undermine his position that legally the U.K. owes the EU nothing 🐀
16/ But irritatingly it would support his claim that there are some within the EU who do no work and are just there to ride the gravy 🚂
17/ especially given the fall in the pound actually increased the value of his pension 😱😱😳
18/ Luckily he still felt in a position to claim Trump did not realise what Britain First is. Let he who has not innocently tweeted a hate video cast the first stone 🙄
19/ Not to be outdone Jacob man of the people and future leader of the Empire Rees Mogg said Twitter was a trivial medium albeit a cursory scan of the CPS website does list the various offences that can be commited using social media 😡
20/ Jakey also said Brexit would help the poor in the U.K. and the poor in the world as we could buy cheap stuff more cheaply through exploitation whilst destroying jobs in the U.K. 😡😤
21/ because remember kids Brexit is not done for us, it is done to us by those who know best 🤡🤡🤡🤡
22/ Enjoy your weekend and watch out for the coming crunch talks this week when the Maybot offers to stay in the EU after all as long as we can rebrand it "The Britannia" 🛶
23/ and remember if that does not work Barry Gardiner said the current mandate to leave could be reversed with a 2/3 majority. To wit one might say "why so high to overturn an advisory referendum Barry?" 🙄
