The Democrats were screaming, Pelosi the most
In hopes that Trump would sign 'em before the New Year
As prosecutors rain indictments o'er their heads
At Mar-A-Lago hosted a dank Christmas bash
Security sprang forward to see what was the matter
The spotlight fell onto the scufflin' mass
And what to the crowd's confusion appeared
And Schumer with a bullhorn screaming his cause.
But against them stood tweeters, Trump at the fore
"On! Hannity, Tucker, Scott Adams and more!
@ThomasWictor @drawandstrike @Imperator_Rex3 @ScottAdamsSays @seanhannity @TuckerCarlson
"Drop away! Drop away! Sweat drop down my balls!"
Tweet threads and analyses, crazy theories they ply
Screaming the reindeer were female-- prol'ly minorities too
As across the internet the approval began
A business roll call, employee bonuses paid
Their clothing muddied from making swamp monsters fall
They looked like three cowboys home fresh from the farms
A wry grin he sported, as Stealthy Jeff read his file
Were being reopened no matter what the cost.
Flipping the bird to those cheering on his assailant
They were not all that funny, and did not make sense!
McCain was confused; was he still in Arizona?
And onto the golf course staring into night's black
I kept my sorry mouth shut as each raised their glasses
To players free to kneel, and to calling them losers
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night."