pray 4 me my mom asked me what the best movie of the year was and i said get out so now....we're watching get out
they brown, but are they this brown!?!?!
we just watched the 'i would have voted for obama a third time' scene and my dad turned to me and asked if white parents of people i date talk to me like this
the answer is yes
the answer is yes
my mom: wtf is wrong with georgina, what did that white lady do to her
FUUUUUUCK THE SUNKEN PLACE SCENE EVERYONE NN THIS LIVING ROOM SCREAMED INCLUDING ME AND I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE MULTIPLE TIMES
omg the groundskeeper introducing himself to chris
my dad: did he just say a dog gone keeper? brown folks don't talk like that, i don't like this
my dad: did he just say a dog gone keeper? brown folks don't talk like that, i don't like this
wow i forgot about this 'i know tiger woods' joke and my mom is howling
this whole undercover auction scene is so much considering i know what's happening and my parents don't
the groans at 'black is in fashion' was good tho, they about to figure it out
i feel like they'll put it together by the end of this scene
i feel like they'll put it together by the end of this scene
shout out to lakeith stanfield who is a gift, but especially in get out
my dad: WHO THE FUCK KEEPS UNPLUGGING HIS PHONE THAT IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY
me: you don't even know yet b
me: you don't even know yet b
my parents love rod LOVE ROD
it's straight up cause he used jeffrey dahmer as an example of white insanity and you know what, he right
it's straight up cause he used jeffrey dahmer as an example of white insanity and you know what, he right
my mom: ....is georgina crying??!? someone help her?!?!?
also my mom: she looks like she could be related to michael burnham i can't handle this
also my mom: she looks like she could be related to michael burnham i can't handle this
my dad: is [lakeith stanfield] screaming the name of the movie?!?!? jesus fucking christ this is scary as shit, what's wrong with him
my dad: i don't get what's happening, the flash went off and he slipped out of his customer service voice? but now he's back to white people tone?
i love watching people watch this movie
my mom: EXCUSE ME?!?! THEY ARE NOT PLAYING BINGO WHAT THE FUCK
my dad: tell me they're not selling him, but rather this bizarrely large portrait of him that they've somehow framed in time for this gathering
well dad, you are about to be disappointed
both my parents: WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PHOTOS OF NICE BLACK FOLKS WITH ALISON WILLIAMS!?!?!
my dad: LITERALLY GET OUT
my dad: LITERALLY GET OUT
my dad: ROD WAS RIGHT BITCH YOU BOUT TO BE A SEX SLAVE!!!! TRUST NO WHITE HYPNOTIST!!!!!
my mom: omg she's hiding the keys SHE'S HIDING THE KEYS
omg my mom worries about everything that's just who she is, but she just turned to me and genuinely said
the sunken place is real don't get trapped there
the sunken place is real don't get trapped there
she is now telling me that if i ever end up with a white (tm) the they have to come meet my parents first before i'm allowed to meet their parents
my dad: i only trust rod
same dad, same
same dad, same
my mom: fucking deer heads on walls, why are white people like this, why is decapitation something to display with pride?
my dad is now full out googling hypnosis trying to prove it wouldn't work in the name of science, but i know he's desperately trying to find a way for chris to fight his way back
my mom is just straight up hollering at the screen right now like we watching bollywood: ROD DON'T YOU TRUST ROSE, RECORD HER ASS
my mom: IS ROSE TRYING TO HIT ON ROD!?!?! HOW FUCKING DARE SHE!?!?!?!?
we just got to the scene where they explain the procedure and my parents are so mad at me for making them watch this movie
they'll be singing a different tune in a half hour
they'll be singing a different tune in a half hour
my dad: the brother is too stupid looking to be a doctor, that's the most unrealistic part of this movie
and yet another cohesive scream as chris knocks him the FUCK OUT
my mom: RUN!!!! RUN FROM THESE GORAS (this is what desi people call whites)
scream number 3: finally a good use for decapitated deer heads rip fine ass bradley whitford
my dad: BREAK ALL THAT FUCKING CHINA HYPNOSIS IS A SCIENTIFIC SCAM!!!!
this was honestly the role alison williams was born to play
literal applause at the death of the brother, i need another martini tho cause we (aka everyone except my parents) knows georgina bout to get run over and really fuck some shit up
my mom: i s2g if chris dies at the end i will never let you pick a movie again, not in this house
my dad is so happy walter saved chris he's very drunk and talking about brotherhood right now
both my parents are screaming at the tv right now: ROSE DOESN'T LOVE YOU END HER
WILD APPLAUSE WHEN ROD SHOWS UP IN THE COP CAR!!!!!!! MY DAD IS ON HIS FEET RIGHT NOW
both my parents: okay that movie was fucking phenomenal, you're allowed to pick movies again in this house
thank you for watching my parents watch get out
shout out to @JordanPeele for giving these old indian people their entire life
shout out to @JordanPeele for giving these old indian people their entire life
my mom: AND ANOTHER THING!!!! it's fucked up that the mom brought all that horrible shit from chris's childhood hasn't he been thru enough dating your daughter!?!
the REAL message of my parents watching get out:
"krutika you would never treat chris like that, bring him to our house"
"krutika you would never treat chris like that, bring him to our house"
YOU ARE CORRECT MOM
