'Kshatriya sir,' replied the waiter.
The waiter went away, and soon enough, another waiter appeared.
'Are you OBC'? Asked Shekhar
'Yes Sir', replied the waiter.
'Sir, this is a restaurant. We only have table reservations here, not caste reservations'. Replied the waiter.
The Manager ran in to break the fight.
'Kaun Jaat Ho?' Asked Shekhar.
'Brahmin Sir', replied the manager.
Meanwhile, Shekhar was already thinking of the next headline for print, 'Are waiters from ‘lower’ castes and subaltern groups more aggressive?'
'I'll pay by card', said Rajdeep and offered his Platinum Victim Card!
'There are some things like RW trolls that sycophancy can't buy. For everything else, there's the Victim Card', replied Shekhar Gupta as he walked away w/o paying the bill.