1) So, I stepped away for the evening, was done with the hashtag battles that had occured, lamenting the degradation of civil discourse and that the consumption of tide pods was a real thing, when I get this message.
2) This, this right here, is some royal fucking bullshit. I have shitposted alongside this man, we have fought side by side against the commie and the sjw alike, I HAVE HAD DM CONVERSATIONS WITH HIM (posted with his permission) 
3) Now, I have gone to bat for people before, most of my running shitpost battles are usually drawing heat off of @thomaswictor or engaging someone messing with one of my twitter buddies. I respect those that fight alongside me every day. 
4) But today, fucking TODAY of ALL FUCKING DAYS, @twitter, @TwitterSupport, @jack, whoever is fucking responsible for this bullshit has banned someone claiming them to be a bot for pushing the #releasethememo hashtag all day. I can guarantee, @realGGGLee is no fucking bot
5) Besides having offered me a brofist-style pinkie promise that he is neither Commie, nor Russian, nor Bot, this is yet another blatant round of censorship from @Twitter, @twittersupport, @jack. This may shatter your far too fragile socialist SJW worldviews, but:
6) THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO DISAGREE WITH YOU. ALL OF YOU. Just because they are loud, and dedicated, and have way too much goddamn time on their hands to meme and retweet shit doesnt make them a goddamn bot or a Russian.
7) We can't help it more cracks appear in the stained glass facade that is your worldview with every passing day. Well, actually, we can, because we're the goddamn red rocks hurling ourselves through them with a rebel yell from hell!
8) @TwitterSupport, @Twitter, @jack, unsuspend @realGGGLee immediately. He is no bot. He is simply on the other side of the political spectrum from you. And after CNN's blackmail of another twitter account THEY MAGICALLY HAD IDENTIFYING INFORMATION FOR
9) There is an astounding number of that will not verify, that will only provide the absolute barest level of personal details to your 1984 as a guidebook shitshow of a social media network.
10) You're going to unsuspend @realGGGLee @twittersupport, @twitter, @jack, because like the communist guards at the Berlin wall that day so many years ago, the wall that is the silicon valley socialist lie is coming down, and there is fuck all you can do about it.
11) It doesn't matter how many hashtags you censor and remove, how many accounts you fucking suspend, how many shadowbans you hand out. YOU WILL NOT WIN THIS FIGHT.
12) To all others, know this:
From this day to the ending of the internet
In this action we shall be remembered.
We few, we angry few, we shitposting comrades
For he today who hashtags with me
Shall be my battle brother
/end
From this day to the ending of the internet
In this action we shall be remembered.
We few, we angry few, we shitposting comrades
For he today who hashtags with me
Shall be my battle brother
/end
