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Things @realDonaldTrump has likely NEVER done:
1. Gone grocery shopping
2. Laundry
3. Read 2 his kids
4. Read a book
5. Read a single page of The Bible
6. Washed a car by hand
7. Made a meal for any of his wives
8. Picked up toilet paper or tampons on his way home
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- Read the TPP agreement
- Read the NAFTA agreement
- Read the even a summary of Affordable Care Act
- Read a budget, not even the one he just signed
. @realDonaldTrump has never
- Took a child's temperature
- Rubbed someone's headache
- Massaged anyone's feet
- Gave any of his babies a bath
- Sat with a sick child
- Put gas in a car
- Taken the garbage out
- Hung his children's art on the fridge
- Picked out a thoughtful gift
#TrumpHasNever
Gone to a #BoyScouts meeting
Flown coach
Trimmed a hedge
Painted a room
Painted a fence
Painted a picture
#TrumpHasNever
Held a door open on an elevator for a stranger
Watched a cute cat video
Watched a cute dog video
Changed a lightbulb
Glued anything together, ever
#TrumpHasNever
Gone fishing
Built anything with his hands
Refinished a table
Learned to play an instrument
Raked leaves
Transplanted a potted plant
Grown a garden
Changed the oil of any car
#TrumpHasNever
Put money in a stranger's expired parking meter when the meter-reader was coming.
Paid a toll for the car behind him just to make someone's day.
Written a child a letter.
Gave a non-sexual massage.

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Martin Luther King, Jr. spent every day of his life knowing that a bullet may come from out of nowhere and his life would end.
So every word mattered.
And every word did.
That kind of bravery is beyond uncommon...
and it's that kind of bravery that moves US as a people forward.
We need that kind of bravery now. We are up against an evil that is unparalleled in American History. We are so used to being dosed with the opiate of the masses that we've lost all sense of reality.
This man is going to destroy all of humanity if we don't stop him.
All of the good of humanity needs to join hands and stop this evil from destroying humanity.
It's crazy that it has come this far this fast but anyone watching knows it has. This is insane. Evil is now in control and we need to acknowledge it.
And we need to fight back.
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#MAGA, Conservatives, Christians, I am about to give you tons of ammo in the form of pure, Christian truth, to smoke Liberal, Commie, Leftists who tell YOU what it is to be Christian. Let's set them straight, once and for all.
All credit due to the late, great Pastor Sheldon Emry: keep this link handy for online and irl comebacks. And give it to your Judaized clergy when they start talking CRAP about immigration, and loving our enemies, and the enemies of Christ.
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A Michael Cohen theory:

A couple weeks ago, Trump's allies were saying Cohen would flip and lie. I was skeptical, because I didn't think anyone would go after the President based on one, untrustworthy person's word.

Now, I wonder, was that preparing for the slush fund.

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The most important question about the millions Cohen received is whether or not Trump knew about them.

Cohen is the one guy who would know and, absent recordings or emails, it would all come down to his word against Trump's.

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At the time Cohen set up this slush fund, he was desperately trying to get back in Trump's good graces and harbored fantasies of a White House job.

Would he violate the number one rule: taking money for Trump's name and not kicking any of it upstairs to the boss?

3/
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I read this post from @prayingmedic’s wife and felt I had to comment. She wrote something that rang so true for me. For those of you who don’t know who @prayingmedic is, he writes about Qanon. I read his threads, but I don’t recall ever retweeting one.
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So when do I write? Sunday mornings mostly. Kids sleep in a bit or watch TV and rarely have something scheduled so I can steal a couple of hours.
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