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Line of Succession

The Queen
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Prince Charles
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Prince William
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Prince George
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Princess Charlotte
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#royalbaby
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Prince Harry
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Simon Cowell
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Hugh Grant
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Po of the Teletubbies
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Rowan Atkinson
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Helen Mirren
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A cup of tea
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Kanye West
Some people are confused.
I’ve studied this in great detail.
This work is accurate.
Any UK resident will confirm this. They teach it in school.
This has been quoted by several news outlets
I’ve have been researching and updating this for decades.
People have asked what “qualifications” I have relative to the subject and want to see them.
My answer is simple.

No.
People are saying I’ve omitted people. I have not. Again this is 100% accurate.
Line of Succession cont.

Prince Andrew
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Princess Beatrice
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Princess Eugenie
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Danger Mouse
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Gary Lineker
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A Bowl of Custard
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Daphne Moon
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Patrick Stewart
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Gromit
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A Cucumber Sandwich
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Anyone from Scunthorpe
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Ricky Gervais
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Keith Richards
I’m being criticized from a lot of people saying I’ve omitted people and have the Line of Succession wrong.

I spent 8 years locked away in the basement of Hull University studying this.

Did you?
Line of Succession cont.

Prince Edward
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James, Viscount Severn
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Amanda Abbington
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The Honey Monster
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Anyone from Gateshead
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JK Rowling
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Manager of Accrington Stanley F.C
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Tom Jones
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A basket of fruit scones
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Elton John
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Gary Windass
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Fern Cotton
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Moby
Line of Succession cont.

Princess Anne
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Penfold
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Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen
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Milo Tweenie
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Dame Judi Dench
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Ollie
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The “Trump hair” Highland Cow
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Maggie Smith
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Phil Mitchell
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An Onion
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The QE2
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Justin Bieber
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Churchill the Dog (Oh Yes!)
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Right Said Fred
Several people have suggested dead people, now unless you all want some kind of Zombie Monarchy with Zombies running around making Zombie decisions ....... The Line of Succession only applies to the living.

THE LIVING!
It doesn’t end well....

Line of Succession cont.

Princess Michael of Kent
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Lady Gaga
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Sean Connery
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A packet of Digestive Biscuits
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David Walliams
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A Tin of Ronseal
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Paul Hogan
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James Corden
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Cain Dingle
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Eddie - The Dog from Frasier
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Chris Eubank
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Martin Freeman
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Cher
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Dido
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