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Jennifer Jordan @jennlynnjordan
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Hoooooooly crap guys. My sister is an art teacher in FLA, and she found this AMAZING document in her supply closet
BOTHERED AGAINST DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
Such evil spells, like “stop someone from hating you”
My favorite part is evil hiking
cc: @mishacollins in case you think the Winchesters could use this
Hey everyone! I'm home the airport and I know I said I'd post the doc tonight, but I'm exhausted and I can't figure out how to share a PDF on Twitter! Any ideas? I'll try again in the morning!
Ok guys, here’s the link! I scanned this with my phone in a panicked 30 seconds before having to leave for the airport so forgive the repeated and blurred bits: drive.google.com/open?id=1Qzv50…
Ok guys, here’s the link! I scanned this with my phone in a panicked 30 seconds before having to leave for the airport so forgive the repeated and blurred bits: drive.google.com/open?id=1Qzv50…
In case it needs to be said: this document is deeply bigoted and potentially very disturbing as a result...the comments on my OG post have shown me this was terribly terribly real for many people who were persecuted within our lifetimes just for being different.
My brother in law was kind enough to scan a clean copy for me! drive.google.com/open?id=1-2zBt…
My mentions are also showing that there are still people who think this is real. The past isn’t dead, it’s not even past, etc etc
I’m teaching a summer online course at Stony Brook this summer on Medieval Religion, Magic & Medicine and you can bet the farm on me teaching this document.
This piece is great. Thank you, Internet denizens, for your amazing research skills! patheos.com/blogs/slacktiv…
Deep breath ok I literally agonized about this for 36 hours but while you’re here check out the book I wrote with @RedInkRadio maybe if you want no big dcisgoingtohell.bigcartel.com/product/darwin…
What is more you can get a sneak preview of our NEXT book by supporting Sophie on Patreon! It’s called An Embarrassment of Witches and Sophie is knocking it out of the park so far!! patreon.com/sophiegoldstein
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We’re heading back out east for more longships.
But first....
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Thanks to @FW_Medieval for tipping me off to the VIKING LONG SHIP DOCKING ON LONG ISLAND TODAY. drakenhh.com/greenport
I’m probably gonna live tweet this like the nerd I am
SPONTANEOUS VIKING DAY (the only kind of Viking day??)
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I saw BlacKkKlansman last night and I couldn't sleep for thinking about that end. Floored me.
I don't think i've ever seen a film that spoke so urgently about the moment that we are currently inhabiting. I saw the film on August 11, 2018; the film ends on August 12, 2017.
The last two movies I saw in theatres were BlacKkKlansman and Sorry to Bother You, and they speak to each other in super interesting ways. One a first time filmmaker, one a veteran, both very strikingly about voice & race & identity.
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Objective #art is possible only when somebody has attained to a higher plane of being; it is created by those who have reached the peak. They can see the peak and they can see the valley both. They can see the height, the beauty, the sickness and the ugliness of #humanity.
They can see deep down in the dark valleys. They can manage to create some devices which will help the people who are crawling in the darkness to reach the sunlit peaks. Their art will be just a device for your inner #growth, for #maturity.
Picasso’s pictures are subjective art. Seeing a painting by Picasso … he has not considered you, who are going to see the painting. You are not taken into account at all. He has simply vomited his own madness on the canvas. It is simply a vomit.
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And as soon as Brett Kavanaugh claims that he's never lied, you'll have something of interest.

The average person will own up to telling an average of 23 lies over any given two-week period. The real number is likely higher.

Because people lie. All of them. And they lie a lot.
Supporting article for that number:
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/homo-c…
The idea that a young man in the 1980's would lie about how much (or little, especially) sexual experience he had, when other men were cruel in their abuse of male virgins, is one of the least controversial notions in existence.

Does that impact his "credibility" now?

No.
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Someone call @EdWhelan123! We've got another doppelganger mystery to crack!

"Ms. Dolphin said she had never kissed Judge Kavanaugh. “I think Brett must have me confused with someone else, because I never kissed him,” she said through her lawyer."

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Michael Walsh, another Georgetown Prep alumnus, also listed himself on his personal yearbook page as a “Renate Alumnus.” Alongside some song lyrics, he included a short poem: “You need a date / and it’s getting late / so don’t hesitate / to call Renate.”
Ms. [Renate] Dolphin was aware that members of Judge Kavanaugh’s clique were reciting that poem, according to a person familiar with her thinking.

She told the football players that she found it offensive, believing it made her seem like a CHEAP DATE, and she asked them TO STOP.
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Dungeons & Dragons, explained:
A little over a year ago, I started listening to the @DnDPodcast on a whim, just to learn what it was about. I'd heard about Dungeons & Dragons but didn't really understand how it worked, or how a game could exist only in the players' imaginations.
I immediately fell in love with the idea of it, but obviously had nobody to play it with.

I mentioned it to @byrdala at a work happy hour, and she told me she'd played once before and might be down to try again.

"I've played tons of video games," I though. "I can DM."
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Found some time to work sporadically on looking at 2018 ksleg candidate filings and announcements. Lots of interesting races shaping up. Hopefully Twitter will let me put all of these into 1 thread. We'll find out... Let's look district by district at what's going on...
1st, there is 1 special in the KS senate this year in district 13 around Pittsburg. No one has filed to challenge the appointed conservative incumbent Richard Hilderbrand. Trump won here by 35 points, Brownback by 4, Romney by 16. Worth watching primary & general if anyone files.
Now let's look at ksleg state house races. I'll go by house district #. Some races take 2-3 tweets. Also, I probably overlooked some candidates unintentionally. Feel free to let me know if you can do it without being a jerk face. Y'all are getting this 411 for free after all.
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STOP WITNESS TAMPERING
2/ This is a THREAT of INVESTIGATION and PROSECUTION by a defendant against a WITNESS against him. Worse, a defendant with the power to carry out his threat (as the defendant and witness both know).

You just witnessed a CRIME, America.

You or I would be arrested for this.
3/ I've represented men charged with Witness Tampering.

As here, such defendants often have been clearly instructed by their lawyers not to do what they did.

As here, they're often facing a serious felony allegation and acting out of fear they'll be found out.

Still a felony.
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