Also, DC, I love you. Please do not talk about anti-aircraft weapons systems on a blind date.
But if you work for the secret service like table 1 here, I'm pretty sure you are not supposed to talk about it w/ strangers. This is funnier mid-southern accents. They have been riffing on FBI for 10 minutes
This is very meta.
Podcaster: .... Uuuuuummm. .... Do you have pepper jack? [Literally the one cheese not listed]
Waiter: nope. Sorry.
Pod: [interminable pause] ok, I'll just have a salad.
This is why people think we need AI.
**amendment to previous rule -- you cannot drink vodka red bull with food for ANY REASON
**maybe if you ACTUALLY LEARNED SOMETHING re Russia, reporting on it would be easier.
They stay for 4 min before leaving, looking as mournful as always. There's a mournful story in every ginger
Sigh. No one wants to know how the sausage is made.
Silent Twitter left too early.
Journos now fighting over check because it's clear the more famous one should pay but both of them want to be that. Are book sales the tiebreaker?
I'm still tweeting bc apparently I was supposed to grab a beer to help micheal j fox decide his next job ...
Why doesn't spellcheck do all caps? That was a lot of work.
It's like the ultimate "no we're not going anywhere after this" signal.
As is, apparently, DCWM (drinking cider while male)
'Night tweeps
May flights of social inept swampers sing thee to thy rest
It's not 1928. You don't need a hat. Especially not THAT hat
That being said, as long as you wear symmetrical eye makeup, I don't really care what else is going on.