1. My portrait of Trump aide Michael Caputo and his role in the Russia investigation, in which he says, ““I expect to get a couple kicks in the nuts”: wired.com/story/former-t…
2. “I’m about to be roasted,” Caputo says. “The reason the Senate is leaking is because I’m in business with Russians.” wired.com/story/former-t…
3. He’s pitching a blockchain-powered, cryptocurrency-enabled competitor to Netflix and Amazon that he hopes will seize on the “Roseanne effect”: “I’m taking this deck to Republican billionaires who support the president,” he says. wired.com/story/former-t…
4. And then he's doing some Russian ballet. “If those Twitter sleuths @LouiseMensch and @20committee are upset I’m working with the premier Russian ballerina, they’re going to have to deal with it,” he says. wired.com/story/former-t…
5. He says, “I never want to be in politics again. This has been a terrible experience. Working for President Trump has been a terrible experience.” wired.com/story/former-t…
6. Caputo will be marching in the local town Memorial Day parade this weekend, because he cleansed his conscience by apologizing to @GeorgePapa19, who last year he labeled a “coffee boy.” wired.com/story/former-t…
