Thread by @culttaekook

Taekook AU where Jk is an idol and Tae is a huge fan. Tae is one of those fans who likes to show his support by buying merch but it’s recently taking a toll on his financial security. What he doesn’t know is that Jeongguk owns another acc and he sees his tweet abt his situation

the tweet I used for reference

ok so let me clear this up first to avoid confusion.
Taehyung owns two accounts; his private (yeontan’s daddy) and his fan acc (sub jungkook enthusiast).
Yoongi is taehyung’s best friend who follows both of Tae’s accounts.
JK uses notjeongguk to rant abt his stressful idol life.

i’m not really sure about this one since i really get lazy when it comes to updating so please be patient with me. thank you!

taehyung’s accounts

jeongguk’s accounts (his user @ ranting acc is really /not/ subtle)

yoonmin (lol yes this has a side yoonmin because I’m down for that shiz 🤙🏻)

recap

touché

bestfriend card revoked

taehyung’s love for yeontan is strong as his passion for jeon jeongguk (and his merch)

9 billion light years taller

👀

MY NIPPLES DONT LOOK LIKE THAT

:(

:((((((

jeongguk goes to his other account to rant

yoongi is a very caring person :((((

taehyung is very impulsive jfjdnd

guys nnxxnxn this au has plot but not that much of a plot djdndn SORRY

don’t try, do it.

notjeongguk is actually a crackhead who just needs some love and attention

BARK BARK BITCH

@/Marvel hire him

yoongi is tiRED

notjeongguk slides into tae’s dms (LET’S PRETEND THAT THESE ARE DMS DJJDNDN)

what’s stan twt???

I MEAN MY DOG

:”))))

snake be gone

wait a diddly darn minute

snake bitch friend

let me be gay in peace

pls someone collect yoongi

okAY SOMEONE COLLECT TAEHYUNG TOO

you’re not the only taehyung in this world

yoongi deleted the tweet but yoongi will be yoongi

🗿🗿🗿

jimin is a good friend but jungkook :-((

jungkook what’s wrong

SHUT YOONGI

omg what the fuck am i doing

:(

taehyung is a good mutual

we’re back on crack

aggressively uwu-ing

free promo

chimberly hyung

I wonder who’s the pupper that jungkook showed jimin + TAEHYUNG IS A JIKOOK SHIPPER? HSHSBSB

hEre WE GO YOONMINIONS

wait he’s short?

WE HAVE YOONGI WHIPPED FOR JIMIN

jimin liked tae’s tweet

HERE WE GOOOO

yoonmin happening before taekook but im not mad

jeongguk getting caught in a crisis but we have taehyung being himself

soft jikook hours

JIMIN IS A GOOD FRIEND WE LOVE JIMIN WE SUPPORT WE STAN

AT LEAST IT’S NOT NOTJIMIN

jeongguk follows jimin’s other acc (his bio tHO)

pjmfaerie dms yoongi （╹◡╹） IT’S HERE IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING

I MEAN PROJECT

😅😅😅😅 ALSO JIMIN WHAT IS U DOIN

jimin is a smooth talker

I don’t have a choking/breathplay kink jfjdjsj

yoongi is suspicious

yoongi: fuck you
also yoongi: love you too

reuploaded bc there was a typo buT BDBDBXB BYE TAEHYUNG IS BORED

tnx captain obvious

ha ha ha

he finally said his name!!!!

taehyung is not delulu he’s just in love :(

jimin turns into a cussing machine when he’s serious in this au (it’s all fictional we all know jimin is an angel irl so please go easy on me 😔👊🏻✊🏻)

the fbi works hard but namjoon works the hardest

oh no jimin sweetie

WE STAN YOONGI IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

s.o.s someone send help

WHAT GOES ON YOONMIN

jimin is desperate + taehyung doesn’t have any clue :(

yoongi caves in

UFHDHDDH SOMEONE HELP YOONGI HE’S SO AWKWARD

Tae is always typing in all caps

yoongles being the responsible adult he is

uwu he’s lonely

tae went on a shitposting tweeting spree on his fanacc

PLEASE DONT GET OFFENDED

soft taekook hours coming your way

uwu :(

WE LOVE THIS BLOOMING FRIEND(?)SHIP

blessedt#

oh yikes

TAEHYUNG TRIES TO BE OPTIMISTIC AS POSSIBLE

jeongguk is confused

WHY IS NO ONE ANSWERING EACH OTHER’S QUESTIONS???

Jiming is definitely a mood

time for a celebratory nap

Jimin plsnfjdjdjs

Introducing another character :> (yes they are brothers here in this au)

taehyung is really living up to his plan of annoying the shit out of his brother

what goes on stan twt

jeongguk releases a statement regarding his cb

taehyung’s four moods on stan twt in a nutshell

wait why is my nickname yoongles

cHILDREN, STOP

where is hobi????

shit is about to go down

brb gonna have another aneurysm

AM I IN A KDRAMA OR SOME SHIT

oh no tae :<

taehyung stays unbothered

you always type like your thumbs are having a seizure

are you lowkey flirting with me?

20 questions

uwu shit’s goin down for the second time today

[died]

jIMIN IF U DONT STOP

yoonmin finally connected the dots!!!!

omg i hate myself for doing this to taehyung

yoongi and hobi: *doesn’t reply for a few minutes*
taehyung:

jeongguk is a good mutual

jeongguk conNECTED THE DOTS

tae is still clueless

https://twitter.com/culttaekook/status/1007071695528550400?s=21

yoonkook

semi-catfishing

yoongi: everything’s cool jeongguk lol chill
also yoongi: WE’RE IN DEEP SHIT JEONGGUK

miss sugalens??? who is she???

yoongi: I’m sorry
also yoongi: bitch look i said sorry you’re making me lose followers

NOT @ THE WAY YOONGI REACTED WHEN TAEHYUNG SAID I HOPE WILL NEVER MEET PARK JIMIN

someone get yeonTan!!!

daegu 🅱️ros forever

When I said soft I wasnt talking about my dick

TOUGH LUCK BITCH

daegu bros and busan boys

pretty sure it’s not a comeback hint taehyung

jeongguk’s gay awakening but not really because we know he already was

delayed realization

morning conversation with jikook 101: dicks

hyung your gay is showing

shhh shut up let me compliment you just this once

DONT YOU SPEAK IN STAN TWITTER TOO

we love a chaotic gay

guys djdsjsj let me just say that I’m really really REALLY bad at writing angst so I’m sorry if the next update will make you all cringe 😭 it will be up in a few minutes!!! (I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE I HOPE Y’ALL WONT DROP THIS AU)

crack before angst 😔👊🏻

buckle up bitches here we go

oh shit what

jeongguk y u do dis

what is going on i dont even know

OKAY IM DONE

taehyung: im going to stay unbothered!!!
also taehyung:

jeongguk is cancelled

back to his old habits (tHE WAY HE EMPHASIZED JUNGKOOK)

b*gh*t what is u doing girl

in the midst of a fallout taehyung is still strong as ever

what’s wrong tae

jeongguk’s words left a dent to taehyung’s heart

:(

if only taehyung stayed a little longer on twitter, he would have connected the dots already :(

jeongguk’s regrets

more chaos

WHAT GOES ON

i swear to god im sorry for my pathetic attempt on angst this will (MIGHT?) be the last angst in this AU

I’m jimin hello

pls dont kill me i know im bad at writing angst

jeongguk just needs a big hug

jjdjssjs

yoongi’s side

aren’t we enough?

wE’RE GOING ✈️✈️ TO THE STREETS OF DAEGU

Project Finding Taehyung

taehyung can’t stay away from twitter (WHY DO I RELATE TO THIS)
also:
- he changed his username
- made it clear he have his friends blocked
- went back just so he has a distraction and form of outlet for his sadness

damn taehyung is THAT bitch

taehyung is such a mood

from what I remember Jimin DID tweet yesterday 🧐

here wE gOoooOo

I’ll never fight jimin again

supportive yoongi i love this song

what goes on daegu public transpo

I missed this one on one convo between yoonmin

at least give the poor baby some credit for trying

jeongguk brings out the violence in everyone

omg taehyung

taehyung is saved but he’s still panicking

if y’all thought that taehyung is the only one who’s being a panicked gay, y’all thought wrong

jimin is the best hyung

STILL PANICKING

HANG ON THERE TAEKOOKERS

im surprised that he’s not on tweet limit yet

jeongguk is panicking over a pick

IT’S LITERALLY JUST A GUITAR PICK

yoongi: texting and tweeting while driving — a true badass (also I noticed I made a lot of typo in my previous update I AM DUMB I DONT KNOW GRAMMAR WHO IS SHE)

give taehyung a BREAK

two types of taehyung on crack

I’m not sure if heaven looks like a sketchy bus with two cute boys inside taehyung

taehyung is confusing me with his emotions

PAUSE CRACKHEAD HOURS TAEHYUNG IS FINALLY SUSPICIOUS

REALLY JEONGGUK

i can’t believe I’m saying this...But taehyung /f i n a l l y/ connected the dots

good night

GOOD NIGHT FOR REAL DONT HATE ME HDHDHDSB I NEED TO GET THE CRACK OUT OF MY SYSTEM SO HERE YOU GO HAVE SOME YOONMIN CRACK

yoonmin hours

yoongi always know what to say

THE WAY YOONGI SWITCHED FROM SERIOUS TO A PANICKED GAY

GO A W A Y

YOONMIN SOFT HOURS

taekooK??????

soft soft sOFT AGGRESSIVELY SOFT

I’m how jeongguk uses emoji only when he texts taehyung

lil?!!! meow??!?? meow??!?

they’re both crackheads so yeah the compatibility is 100%

news spread fast

jimin is wilding

trouble in paradise — yoonmin ver.

o shit yoongi what is u doing

*bang hands on the table* DANG IT YOONMIN NOT NOW

jeongguk????????¿

YEAH WHY NOT BOTH

WE AINT GOING THERE YET

WE LOVE TAEKOOK

seokjin makes a short appearance today!

here we go taegi soft hours comin your way

im taehyung whenever my friends tell me that they fought with someone

owo story time!!!

CAN TAEHYUNG STOP USING MEMES?? NO

JDJSJSJ YOONGI PLS

daegu bros being daegu bros

YOONGI JUST SAY THAT YOU LIKE HIM

yoongi expresses in memes

cute taegi

jimin is being a brat

hihi

very very sad uwu

blocking people is jimin’s defense mechanism

this is the most relatable thing I’ve ever did (minus the alcohol djdjnd my thumbs are always tREMBLY)

yoongi is a mess :((

yeah what are you trying to say yoongi

YOONGI GETTING BRAVER THAN THE US MARINES WE LOVE A FEARLESS GAY

yoongi is braver than all marvel and dc superheroes im sorry i dont make the rules

ooPS I TAKE IT BACK, JIMIN IS THE BRAVEST™️

seokJIN HAS TWITTER??? WELP

A GROUP MESSAGE IS ABOUT TO GET MESSY AND YES THIS IS THAT GROUP MESSAGE

I’m hobi in this group message

I’m literally hobi

JIMIN PLEASE

group message [END]

same, taehyung

dang it jeongguk, stop being a confident gay

jin is added to jeongguk’s list of people that i need to be scared of

💜

hello! if you’re reading this, I want to thank you because it means that you’re truly interested in what I am writing and I really appreciate that. I just want to say that this AU, is unfortunately, ending soon. I hope you’ll like how this AU will end, thank you again! 💜

taehyung makes a thread. (emo hours?? IM STILL BAD AT WRITING EMOTIONAL THINGS IM SORRY)

ngl i almost cried writing this i felt this in my heart even tho it’s kinda awful (IM SORRY)

IM EMO BYE

EMO HOURS HAS ENDED THANK YOU TAEHYUNG THAT WAS WONDERFUL

Hello, I’ll be updating in few minutes! Sorry I didn’t update last night (or,,, morning??? sorry I don’t know where you all come from but I’m really sorry I updated only once yesterday jddjdd I was having personal emo hours bUT I BOUNCED BACK HELLO) Hang on there for a bit 💜

me too

taehyung will never stop

OWO [PANICS]

TAEHYUNG CALM DOWN

maybe he snapped

SIGH TAEHYUNG

taehyung keeps on live tweeting

will taehyung ever stop using memes of yoongi? no

DHDHDHHD I WAS SUPPOSED TO USE ANOTHER MEME BUT I FOUND THIS ONE FUNNIER I NEED TO STOP DOING YOONGI DIRTY LIKE THIS

DHDJJDHD WHY AM I LAUGHING AT TAEHYUNG

long ass thread by the only kpop news site that we claim

we stan skornews

TAEHYUNG P L EA SE

FROM JEONGGUK??? >>> TO >>> LOML

i love you bitch i aint gonna stop loving you bitch

boyfriends? boyfriends.

BABE?????

Hi!!! sorry my notes are becoming more frequent now but...this will be my last since this is also the last update of this au... :( The update will be uploaded in a few minutes! thank you for your patience 💜

*spongebob narrator voice*
8 months later
( updated profiles )

yoonmin is that sickeningly sweet couple

nothing much changed except for taehyung’s icon and username

mood: yeontan

taehyung will send memes even if he’s sad

WE’RE NOT HAVING THIS ARGUMENT

TAEHYUNG IT’S OK

this is a: bad idea

jiminnie aint playin

I TOLD YOU ALL THAT THIS WAS A BAD IDEA

taehyung is having fun

sure...,

yoongi is a mood

sure you dont

subtle namjin lmao

the haters are strong but taekook is the strongest

sis skornews delivered

THE THIRST??? IS REAL???

PANICKED GAY TAE IS BACK

what happened to sub jungkook enthusiast taehyung??? i thought u were a SUB JUNGKOOK ENTHUSIAST

I WONDER WHAT KIND OF FRIENDSHIP VMIN HAS FOR JIMIN TO GO OFF ON TAEHYUNG LIKE THAT SBSBBSBSMCMX

maybe if u turned the tv on you would know but...just sayin

okay janet

TF DID HE SEE

inspired by the events that happened last night. it was such a significant happening to jk stans. I would like to give you guys a hug because you all need it after getting attacked like that.

i regret nothing

JEONGGUK JUST APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE FROM TIME TO TIME WHAT GOES ON

SAVE THE MULLET

taehyung is still freaking out what’s new

hold onto your wigs

THE DEMON HAS TAKEN OVER

has anyone said this to jungkook yet??????¿

be gone demon thot

TRUST NO ONE

we dont even celebrate that

they are actually so disgustingly cute

needy baby

making an ot7 gc is a lot harder than i thought

tag yourself I’m yoongi’s “im having war flashbacks”

🍿🍿🍿

JIMIN GRAB MORE POPCORN

let’s be honest but no one can go up against taehyung when it comes to memes

mood: yoongi and jimin

THIS GC IS A MESS

jin will be jin

OKAY IM DONE WITH THIS GC DJJDJDDJ

thEse biTchEs aRe sTupId

jin just say that you like namjoon instead of using riskY METHODS????

WHY DID NAMJOON SPOIL IT THO

tag yourself I’m yoongi

the Kim brothers back at it again

WHO IS SHE

i wonder what they’re talking about

give jeongguk a break

now they’re just confusing people (and me)

hobi’s tweets remain superior

jimin pleAse STOP

i mean...same jimin

“but when will you ever jimin me” is my favorite phrase now

okay,,,taehyung

IM A LOSER FOR EVEN CONSIDERING THIS KIND OF CRACK ARGH

I THINK TWINKANDA IS NOT EVEN SUBTLE TAEHYUNG

stop bullying jimin for his height :(

YOONGLES PLS (HI OMG SORRY FOR UPDATING SO SLOW I WAS SO BUSY WITH SCHOOL IM GONNA TRYAND FINISH THIS TONIGHT)

yoongi pls

jimin: are u jealous?
yoongi: no
jimin: *sends a selfie of him with kook*
yoongi: *sends a selfie of him with taehyung while pouting because he’s petty*

“ I swallowed that pill. I’m a bad bitch. I know.” damn yoongi

we love a completely functional couple

a relationship like yoonmin pls

ME WHEN JEONGGUK DROPPED HIS LOST STARS COVER

/sobs/

i love vmin here tbh

welp that was fast

Daegu 🅱️ros for life 😤

can someone tell jimin calm tf down

uwu

yoongi’s replies are always a mood

EVERYONE FEELS THAT WAY WHEN THEY’RE NERVOUS I THINK

messy

will the kim brothers ever stop going at each other’s throats???? no.

begin

I’m yoongi

taehyung just needs a hug :(

let’s pretend that the first group photo is their pre-show photo so pls dont get confused with the outfits ehe

I’m taehyung when I first learned that yoongi has two stage names

the shipper jumped out

taehyung is still having fun but it wont last

dont delete him pls

omg i died while editing this because i keep having war flashbacks

this yoonjin performance will remain superior i dont make the rules

welp

we’re geTting there

sis skornews stating facts

WHIPPED

give hobi what he wants

jin broke

I ALREADY HAD THIS TWEET PLANNED FROM THE START

what really happened

he really went on stage

for once the kim bros are being bros

UWU IT’S ENDING

uwu we’re really getting there

END

SIKE BITCHES time for an epilogue

LMFAOOOOOO

taehyung please

- END - (for real lol)

That’s all folks :) Thank you for everyone who supported this AU :”) Words are not enough for me to express how thankful I am for the praises that this AU received. I had fun writing this. I hope everyone will support my works in the future too. Thank you. 💜

SPECIAL THANKS TO @jintaeguks FOR ALWAYS ENCOURAGING ME TO UPDATE AND GIVING ME IDEAS ESPECIALLY DURING THE BUS SCENE UWU I OWE ALL TAEHYUNG’S GAY PANIC MOMENTS TO REN IWUVYOU 💜💜💜💜💜💜